Squirrel News Thread

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  • smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:10:17 32,131 posts
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    Good afternoon squirrel afficianadoes. I will be using this thread to make sure you are all up to date with interesting happenings in the crazy world of squirrels.

    Two stories today. It seems our furry friends have been going batshit mental recently.

    Squirrels burn down a guy's house twice. The little tinkers!

    Squirrels goes apeshit, bites folks, gets taken down by old fella.

    Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.


    Edited by smoothpete at 13:13:07 25-06-2007
  • Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 13:11:39 14,556 posts
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    "massively attacked him"

    Hmmm, thats a great term, I'm gonna have to use that one more often.
  • ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:13:06 505 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not masupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

    What's a wombat?

    Edited by ED209 at 13:13:37 25-06-2007

    Samantha Janus?

  • Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 13:13:57 14,556 posts
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    You by the sounds of things.
  • ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:15:28 505 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    You by the sounds of things.

    touchè!

    Samantha Janus?

  • smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:15:29 32,131 posts
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    ED209 wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

    What's a wombat?

    Marsupial. Fuck wombats.
  • ecu 25 Jun 2007 13:16:41 77,750 posts
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    Bwahaha, my boys are doing well. :D
  • ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:17:49 505 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    ED209 wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

    What's a wombat?

    Marsupial. Fuck wombats.

    oh well never mind then.

    /returns photos to wombat paparazzi

    Samantha Janus?

  • ram 25 Jun 2007 13:22:48 3,505 posts
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    Thread of the year

    Squirrels on crack


    squirrel news


    Look at his eyes look at his eyes!
  • smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:29:47 32,131 posts
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    More squirrel news from the archives. Watch your backs, these creatures are ANGRY

    Squirrel goes nuts in classroom

    Squirrels high on crack

    Snitch bastard squirrel helps cops

    Squirrel takes out postwoman

    I've had it with these motherfucking squirrels on this motherfucking plance

    Ultimate squirrel badass

    Suicide squirrel in opera-hating kamizaze bike spoke mangle
  • S.J.Rogers 25 Jun 2007 14:26:58 3,555 posts
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    Fantastic Thread as a massive Squirrel fan.

    Have a photo of a squirrel as my desk top..!

    Take a look at this:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

    Very funny, little bugger.....
  • Lutz 25 Jun 2007 14:30:55 48,846 posts
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    "pumkins" ?
  • Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 14:32:03 14,556 posts
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    I like to call them 'pumpedkings'
  • jellyhead 25 Jun 2007 14:42:13 24,350 posts
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    Cool.
    Not as good as Rats though.

    This signature intentionally left blank.

  • S.J.Rogers 25 Jun 2007 15:23:13 3,555 posts
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    I knew it..!

    http://cdn-23.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/thestrange/default/msg-115249942545.jpg
  • Salaman 27 Jun 2007 18:42:45 20,242 posts
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    All them links and no mention of any squirrel victims taking revenge?

    edit: forgot link

    Edited by Salaman at 18:43:26 27-06-2007
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    Russian Squirrel Mafia
  • ecu 15 Jul 2007 20:58:22 77,750 posts
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    14 squirrels taken in to custody after being suspected of spying on Iran.
  • smoothpete 16 Jul 2007 09:49:45 32,131 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    14 squirrels taken in to custody after being suspected of spying on Iran.
    LOL! What the hell!

    /mental image of squirrel tied up in Iranian basement with electrodes on his knackers
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:48:37 32,131 posts
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    Kinder Surprise-loving squirrel shoplifter on chocolate thieving rampage
  • craigy Staff 1 Aug 2007 16:50:42 8,007 posts
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    /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:53:43 32,131 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group
    Well, I would, but this is of vital importance and I wouldn't want non-group members to miss out. You never know when the beady eyed furry tailed fucks might go rampaging again, it's best everyone be kept up to date ;)
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:53:44 32,131 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group
    Well, I would, but this is of vital importance and I wouldn't want non-group members to miss out. You never know when the beady eyed furry tailed fucks might go rampaging again, it's best everyone be kept up to date ;)
  • craigy Staff 1 Aug 2007 16:57:17 8,007 posts
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    Is that a polite way of saying you don't like groups? Heathen!
  • smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 17:04:56 32,131 posts
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    Yes :)
  • Deleted user 1 August 2007 17:33:27
    Radicalised young muslim squirrels launch suicide attacks on power supplies.

    "And while so-called 'moderate squirrels' refuse to condemn such attacks, it becomes increasingly clear that we are in a state of permanent war against the squirrels – and no amount of liberal handwringing about the need to 'understand their culture', or to appease them with nuts, will change that fact."
  • opalw00t 14 Aug 2007 18:45:10 11,612 posts
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    Squirrels anti-snake skills!

    not a force for good

  • smoothpete 17 Aug 2007 10:25:59 32,131 posts
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    Finally, a feel good squirrel story

    I fear though that when they grow full sized they may turn against their adopted mother and eat her eyes out
  • DaM 17 Aug 2007 11:06:01 13,998 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Finally, a feel good squirrel story

    I fear though that when they grow full sized they may turn against their adopted mother and eat her eyes out

    I tried to hand rear a baby mouse one of my mum's cats brought in. Bastard bit me, then died 6 hrs later.
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