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  smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:10:17 29,139 posts
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  Good afternoon squirrel afficianadoes. I will be using this thread to make sure you are all up to date with interesting happenings in the crazy world of squirrels.
  
  Two stories today. It seems our furry friends have been going batshit mental recently.
  
  Squirrels burn down a guy's house twice. The little tinkers!
  
  Squirrels goes apeshit, bites folks, gets taken down by old fella.
  
  Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.
  
  
  Edited by smoothpete at 13:13:07 25-06-2007

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  Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 13:11:39 14,540 posts
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  "massively attacked him"
  
  Hmmm, thats a great term, I'm gonna have to use that one more often.

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  ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:13:06 377 posts
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  smoothpete wrote:
  Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not masupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

  What's a wombat?
  
  Edited by ED209 at 13:13:37 25-06-2007

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  Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 13:13:57 14,540 posts
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  You by the sounds of things.

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  ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:15:28 377 posts
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  Inquisitor wrote:
  You by the sounds of things.

  touchè!

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  smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:15:29 29,139 posts
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  ED209 wrote:

  smoothpete wrote:
  Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

  What's a wombat?
  

  Marsupial. Fuck wombats.

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  ecureuil 25 Jun 2007 13:16:41 74,087 posts
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  Bwahaha, my boys are doing well.

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  ED209 25 Jun 2007 13:17:49 377 posts
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  smoothpete wrote:

  ED209 wrote:

  smoothpete wrote:
  Please feel free to keep this thread up to date with your own squirrel news. I will accept news relating to other rodents, but not marsupials. They're an affront to nature, with their pouches and freakish younglings.

  What's a wombat?
  

  Marsupial. Fuck wombats.

  oh well never mind then.
  
  /returns photos to wombat paparazzi

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  ram 25 Jun 2007 13:22:48 3,423 posts
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  Thread of the year
  
  Squirrels on crack
  
  
  squirrel news
  
  
  Look at his eyes look at his eyes!

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  smoothpete 25 Jun 2007 13:29:47 29,139 posts
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  More squirrel news from the archives. Watch your backs, these creatures are ANGRY
  
  Squirrel goes nuts in classroom
  
  Squirrels high on crack
  
  Snitch bastard squirrel helps cops
  
  Squirrel takes out postwoman
  
  I've had it with these motherfucking squirrels on this motherfucking plance
  
  Ultimate squirrel badass
  
  Suicide squirrel in opera-hating kamizaze bike spoke mangle
  
  

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  S.J.Rogers 25 Jun 2007 14:26:58 3,477 posts
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  Fantastic Thread as a massive Squirrel fan.
  
  Have a photo of a squirrel as my desk top..!
  
  Take a look at this:
  
  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
  
  Very funny, little bugger.....

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  Lutz Moderator 25 Jun 2007 14:30:55 48,845 posts
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  "pumkins" ?

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  Inquisitor Moderator 25 Jun 2007 14:32:03 14,540 posts
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  I like to call them 'pumpedkings'

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  jellyhead 25 Jun 2007 14:42:13 24,346 posts
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  Cool.
  Not as good as Rats though.

  This signature intentionally left blank.

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  S.J.Rogers 25 Jun 2007 15:23:13 3,477 posts
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  I knew it..!
  
  http://cdn-23.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/thestrange/default/msg-115249942545.jpg

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  Salaman 27 Jun 2007 18:42:45 16,556 posts
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  All them links and no mention of any squirrel victims taking revenge?
  
  edit: forgot link
  
  Edited by Salaman at 18:43:26 27-06-2007

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  Deleted user 28 June 2007 08:44:59
  Russian Squirrel Mafia

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  ecureuil 15 Jul 2007 20:58:22 74,087 posts
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  14 squirrels taken in to custody after being suspected of spying on Iran.

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  smoothpete 16 Jul 2007 09:49:45 29,139 posts
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  ecureuil wrote:
  14 squirrels taken in to custody after being suspected of spying on Iran.

  LOL! What the hell!
  
  /mental image of squirrel tied up in Iranian basement with electrodes on his knackers

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  smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:48:37 29,139 posts
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  Kinder Surprise-loving squirrel shoplifter on chocolate thieving rampage

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  craigy Senior Developer, Gamer Network 1 Aug 2007 16:50:42 6,662 posts
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  /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group

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  smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:53:43 29,139 posts
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  craigy wrote:
  /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group

  Well, I would, but this is of vital importance and I wouldn't want non-group members to miss out. You never know when the beady eyed furry tailed fucks might go rampaging again, it's best everyone be kept up to date
  

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  smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 16:53:44 29,139 posts
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  craigy wrote:
  /votes for someone to start a Squirrel News group

  Well, I would, but this is of vital importance and I wouldn't want non-group members to miss out. You never know when the beady eyed furry tailed fucks might go rampaging again, it's best everyone be kept up to date
  

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  craigy Senior Developer, Gamer Network 1 Aug 2007 16:57:17 6,662 posts
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  Is that a polite way of saying you don't like groups? Heathen!

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  smoothpete 1 Aug 2007 17:04:56 29,139 posts
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  Yes

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  Fozzie_bear 1 Aug 2007 17:33:27 15,167 posts
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  Radicalised young muslim squirrels launch suicide attacks on power supplies.
  
  "And while so-called 'moderate squirrels' refuse to condemn such attacks, it becomes increasingly clear that we are in a state of permanent war against the squirrels – and no amount of liberal handwringing about the need to 'understand their culture', or to appease them with nuts, will change that fact."
  

  Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

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  w00t 14 Aug 2007 18:45:10 10,471 posts
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  Squirrels anti-snake skills!

  If you can see this, you're an idiot.

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  smoothpete 17 Aug 2007 10:25:59 29,139 posts
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  Finally, a feel good squirrel story
  
  I fear though that when they grow full sized they may turn against their adopted mother and eat her eyes out

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  DaM 17 Aug 2007 11:06:01 11,738 posts
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  smoothpete wrote:
  Finally, a feel good squirrel story
  
  I fear though that when they grow full sized they may turn against their adopted mother and eat her eyes out

  I tried to hand rear a baby mouse one of my mum's cats brought in. Bastard bit me, then died 6 hrs later.

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