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  • drip 4 Jan 2014 00:50:42 4,555 posts
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    The community on German leading/liberal news sites. No one gets a joke and those who try to make a funny comment puff it up in a way that it might be justified by having some deeper meaning. Because humour is no laughing matter, and a joke without deep philosophical or sharp political meaning is just an irritating display of being dumb. And even then, it often gets censored by the website, because in our Prussian tradition, everything is forbidden and banned anyway.

    I fucking hate this shit country. I wish we would have made it a bit longer so the yanks would have dropped nuclear bombs on us. Everyone would have been better off.

    I think I'll start a European "outlaw Germany" party. That might even be successful.
  • Psychotext 4 Jan 2014 00:56:34 54,751 posts
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    I don't know, I quite like Germany and I'm not sure the bits I've visited would have been improved by a radioactive glow.
  • drip 4 Jan 2014 01:16:31 4,555 posts
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    And don't get me started about video game censorship. Germany calls itself a democracy, but it still forbids and outlaws and bans anything and everything you can possibly think of.

    I do think that it's dangerous for the EU if its most underdeveloped country takes the lead.
  • FWB 4 Jan 2014 01:47:14 45,106 posts
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    I think you are going a bit overboard there.

    But the reason Germany takes the lead is because certain other economically powerful states decided to sit back and not fully engage.

    Edited by FWB at 01:47:37 04-01-2014
  • skuzzbag 11 Jan 2014 16:28:03 5,661 posts
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    What a load of fucking shit Google+ is.

    All I want to do is tighten up some of my settings so that stuff isn't public. I've been clicking away on each area to make it only visible to me then go back in and guess what, they are all back to fucking public.

    So I do it again and this time make sure I have definitely selected visibility set to "only me". Save, go back in, visibility is public, twats.

    I'd ask a question on the forum but unfortunately someone decided that forums should just throw all the posts up chaotically. I mean what retard thought that one up? Even in the realms of computer geeks where design is often stretched into areas of complete spastic, the Google page is something unique to behold.

    https://plus.google.com/communities/115758385206378551362/stream/1e32c0af-6e1e-4789-8475-bc7eee89fa7c

    "Join the community to post"

    FUCK OFF! WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO POST IN YOUR MILK CURDLING SHIT-STORM OF A CUNTS BREAKFAST OF A BASTARD'S BASTARD OFFSPRING OF A FORUM. IT STINKS LIKE SHIT.

    FUCKING TOSSERS.....
  • skuzzbag 11 Jan 2014 16:28:03 5,661 posts
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  • Megapocalypse 15 Jan 2014 16:30:33 5,490 posts
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    Fucking jobsworths. I hate them. Chain on my bike broke on the way home. Nearest train station is 20 minutes walk away, but it broke right next to a tram stop which is only two stops from the station I need. Got in the tram (which was near empty) only got the driver to shout over the radio that bikes aren't allowed and he wasn't moving until I got off. I'd understand if it was a busy tram or if it was for the whole route but the thing terminated at the stop I was getting off at and I wasn't in anybodies way.

    20 minute walk in the rain, lycra and cleats it was...

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 16:31:41 15-01-2014
  • imamazed 15 Jan 2014 16:36:19 5,881 posts
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    What's a tram
  • wobbly_Bob 15 Jan 2014 16:42:34 1,898 posts
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    @Megapocalypse - you're mistaken! It's not jobsworth, the word you're looking for is proper cunt ;-) it's terrible when people are shitty to each other but what really gets me is when they're shitty when it actually costs them nothing... When you actually go out of your way to be a a git.
  • Psychotext 15 Jan 2014 16:57:53 54,751 posts
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    Should have told him that it's not a bike, it's luggage.
  • sport 15 Jan 2014 17:17:34 12,795 posts
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    Mega broke the rules! Well done tram hero driver!!!
  • smoothpete 15 Jan 2014 17:22:50 31,673 posts
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    Google+ is absolute fucking shit
  • Megapocalypse 15 Jan 2014 17:38:52 5,490 posts
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    imamazed wrote:
    What's a tram
    Its like a cross between a bus and a train. Designed to carry the lower classes (people from Croydon).
  • Trafford 15 Jan 2014 18:04:44 5,919 posts
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    Should have shown him your badge ;)
  • drip 15 Jan 2014 19:56:44 4,555 posts
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    Windows Media Center. Don't get me started. It's just the most braindeadly designed software I know of.

    Nothing new, but it still makes me do 15 facepalms per minute.
  • mal 15 Jan 2014 20:09:16 22,787 posts
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    Well, why do you still use it then?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • OptimusPube 15 Jan 2014 20:16:11 3,220 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Fucking jobsworths. I hate them. Chain on my bike broke on the way home. Nearest train station is 20 minutes walk away, but it broke right next to a tram stop which is only two stops from the station I need. Got in the tram (which was near empty) only got the driver to shout over the radio that bikes aren't allowed and he wasn't moving until I got off. I'd understand if it was a busy tram or if it was for the whole route but the thing terminated at the stop I was getting off at and I wasn't in anybodies way.

    20 minute walk in the rain, lycra and cleats it was...
    But if he'd let you get on with your bike he could possibly lose his job, I'm sure there's cameras on those things and it may be health and safety bullshit, just saying

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner

  • drip 15 Jan 2014 21:11:40 4,555 posts
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    @mal

    Because I'd need to search for something else to get angry about
  • prawnking1980 15 Jan 2014 21:36:08 4,916 posts
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    Totally agree with the driver, bloody cyclists.
  • BinaryBob101 17 Jan 2014 17:21:51 24,031 posts
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    .

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • Physically_Insane 17 Jan 2014 17:22:47 9,101 posts
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    Yeah.
  • thelzdking 29 Jan 2014 19:43:50 4,405 posts
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    Region restriction really is fucking retarded in this day and age. Fucking cunts.
  • Goban 8 Feb 2014 23:59:15 9,076 posts
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    Voyageprive...fuck right off you smug bastards!
  • drip 13 Feb 2014 21:56:44 4,555 posts
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    WTF is wrong with Chrome? Recently, a single mouse wheel "click" scrolls up or down two pages. Anyone else?

    Other browsers/programs don't do that, and Chrome says it's the newest version.

    edit: I even set mouse software and Windows preferences to one line at a time, and still it does that. I hoped the times of dragging the scroll bar were over.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 22:00:17 13-02-2014
  • drip 13 Feb 2014 21:57:53 4,555 posts
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    @mal

    In all honesty though, do you know some good free/ad-free/malware-free live TV software?
  • Agent_Llama 15 Feb 2014 09:25:02 3,377 posts
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    Goban wrote:
    Voyageprive...fuck right off you smug bastards!
    Agreed.

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  • wogsy81 15 Feb 2014 10:10:09 754 posts
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    That tram driver was a right jobsworth.
    What a cunt!
  • Megapocalypse 15 Feb 2014 10:12:06 5,490 posts
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    Its ok. I've got over it. ;)
  • macmurphy 15 Feb 2014 11:19:06 999 posts
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    I'm kind of with the driver as well. Do a bit of security work, part of which involves people not being able to take drinks outside.

    Now I think if the council sees people with drinks outside they can fine the venue, but what I know is that there are cameras there and my boss will bollock me if people drink outside.

    So I tell them no and then get all sorts of shit from people, including the jobsworth jibe. No I'm not a jobsworth, I'm just doing my job, you aren't special you self entitled cunt and if you don't like it you're welcome to try a different venue.

    So if there are cameras on the bus I can understand the driver's point. Again it's probably just policy, the company fears liability if someone injures themselves on a bike so bans bikes. Even if the chances of anything happening are minutely slim, once the rule is made the driver can't help - why risk a bollocking for someone he doesn't know.

    My guess is he had no people skills and that's why you got rage, I at least am always polite.
  • stephenb 15 Feb 2014 12:54:06 2,774 posts
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    Agent_Llama wrote:
    Goban wrote:
    Voyageprive...fuck right off you smug bastards!
    Agreed.
    Didn't know what this was until this morning. What a bunch of wankers!

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