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  • Alastair 4 Dec 2013 13:04:32 15,440 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    /stealth "I have an educated and posh girlfriend" post
    Had.

    Although my wife is also uni educated, but not quite so posh. Less naggy though. :)

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Agent_Llama 4 Dec 2013 18:31:33 3,334 posts
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    @Rhaegyr agree. Thought they were different!

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  • Syrette 8 Dec 2013 10:34:56 43,062 posts
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    Was on the train back from Paddington last night, was uncomfortably full as it was, and I had to sit there listening to this 17 year old kid (talking to his mate) who thought he was the funniest person alive. Full of hilarious tales about prostates and shitting himself, whilst small children were dotted around the train.

    What's most disturbing is I could see my 17 year old self reflected by him.

    Edited by Syrette at 10:35:06 08-12-2013

  • beastmaster 8 Dec 2013 14:08:49 11,167 posts
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    What stupid fuck decided it would be a good idea to open up shops on Sunday an hour early for "browsing" before the tills open?

    Just means a fucking massive queue right from the off.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • DrStrangelove 9 Dec 2013 03:36:12 3,371 posts
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    I hate single-handle water taps. Two thirds of the range is <0C, one third is >100C, and only a few nanometres for everything inbetween.
  • Megapocalypse 23 Dec 2013 11:07:51 5,309 posts
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    Stupid weather! I had a really nice evening planned for tonight but Winter Wonderland has been closed due to extreme weather! How bad can it really be? Going to be seriously pissed off if it's anything less than a hurricane later. :mad:
  • Salaman 23 Dec 2013 11:12:02 18,861 posts
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    They're predicting 100-120 km/h winds on the Belgian coast. So no doubt similar for you lot across Why not make the best of it with an alternative fun filled evening ... taking a ferry across to Dunkirk: 2 hours of fun filled stormy crossing and then back! Should be exciting.
  • sport 23 Dec 2013 11:12:43 12,544 posts
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    Don't forget Mega, offer her another glass of wine and you're guaranteed fornication.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 23 Dec 2013 11:14:38 3,038 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Don't forget Mega, offer her another glass of wine and you're guaranteed fornication.
    And another gets you fivenication!
  • Megapocalypse 23 Dec 2013 11:14:48 5,309 posts
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    :D
  • BeardedGamerUK 23 Dec 2013 11:42:57 1,303 posts
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    @Salaman I remember getting a ferry to Belgium once under similar conditions and it felt like I was in an Artic convoy :D
  • BillMurray 25 Dec 2013 14:36:50 7,607 posts
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    Militant vegans are the fucking worst on this day of the year. I don't give a fuck if you want to delete me off your Facebook because I'm posting about eating meat today. Do one.
  • skuzzbag 25 Dec 2013 14:43:58 5,636 posts
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    Send them a picture of your manhood wrapped in bacon
  • BillMurray 25 Dec 2013 15:05:32 7,607 posts
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    I'm very tempted. Wish the giblets were still about so I could drape them over my chest and face and take a picture.
  • thelzdking 25 Dec 2013 19:22:50 4,316 posts
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    If people want to play a board game then they should fucking well concentrate.
  • DrStrangelove 26 Dec 2013 11:37:15 3,371 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    If people want to play a board game then they should fucking well concentrate.
    This.
  • spamdangled 26 Dec 2013 11:43:44 27,269 posts
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    Why are so many 4X and Strategy game developers seemingly incapable of creating a decent tutorial?

    Paradox, I'm looking at you

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  • andytheadequate 26 Dec 2013 12:02:13 8,076 posts
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    spamdangled wrote:
    Why are so many 4X and Strategy game developers seemingly incapable of creating a decent tutorial?

    Paradox, I'm looking at you
    Which game in particular? For Crusader Kings 2 I spent around 3 hours on YouTube before I could begin playing as the tutorials were useless
  • Mola_Ram 26 Dec 2013 12:07:22 6,960 posts
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    I'm assuming it's about Crusader Kings 2. The game really is not newbie-friendly at all.

    It goes for a lot of strategy games, really. RTS games too. There seems to be an assumption that anyone playing these games already knows how to play them, so they don't need to worry about explaining things coherently. That or they lack the ability to explain things coherently.
  • spamdangled 26 Dec 2013 16:41:10 27,269 posts
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    Crusader Kings certainly. But other games as well - Sword of the Stars, for example.

    Obviously it's a heavily complex genre by definition, but jeez they really should do a better job of making the learning curve a lot easier.

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  • RyanDS 31 Dec 2013 13:14:12 9,058 posts
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    For fucks sake. Turns out the school they are building in the estate where I just bought my house is going to be a COE school. It was one of the main perks of the house, but now I have to look at schools further out.
  • Destria 31 Dec 2013 14:08:43 2,819 posts
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    Fake it! COE is probably the easiest religion to bluff in the world.
  • Destria 31 Dec 2013 14:09:50 2,819 posts
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    Alternatively, work to bring down the system from within.
  • RyanDS 31 Dec 2013 14:14:34 9,058 posts
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    Destria wrote:
    Fake it! COE is probably the easiest religion to bluff in the world.
    I couldn't do it.

    I would feel like far too much of a hypocrite.
  • Bremenacht 31 Dec 2013 16:00:58 17,606 posts
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    So what if it's CoE? What's the problem?
  • DrStrangelove 31 Dec 2013 16:03:48 3,371 posts
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    Too close to CoD
  • BeardedGamerUK 31 Dec 2013 20:39:18 1,303 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    Too close to CoD
    That's what I thought they were talking about at first :p
  • jonsaan 31 Dec 2013 20:43:44 25,326 posts
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    Pretty sure faith schools have to have an intake of non/ other religious types too. Certainly do at our kids schools.

    Edited by jonsaan at 20:44:23 31-12-2013

    Edited by jonsaan at 20:45:03 31-12-2013

    FCUTA!

  • Mola_Ram 31 Dec 2013 23:16:11 6,960 posts
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    But religious poison imagine the horror at having to talk to religious people think of the children etc.
  • Bremenacht 31 Dec 2013 23:35:48 17,606 posts
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    It might still be a problem in certain bits of NI mind.
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