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  • Tonka 9 Oct 2013 10:05:36 20,822 posts
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    How I hate HTML/CSS styling.

    Boring. Tedious. Messy. Ungrateful.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Load_2.0 9 Oct 2013 11:23:26 19,445 posts
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    Online gaming, every inch of the game is deciminated analysed and then plastered over the net within days, sometime hours.

    Need to get X or learn how to do Y? No practice required, no wandering around the map for hours, watch a youtube vid or visit Reddit.

    Even if you avoid it personally it takes away a lot of the magic knowing everyone else is at it.
  • Tonka 9 Oct 2013 12:02:04 20,822 posts
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    Looking for a video of a guy promoting the idea that everything is a network

    The web (of course)
    The universe (you know these zoomed out images where it looks like a spong)
    The tree of life being replaced with the web of life (using micro organisms as the conenctors)

    I just can't find it and it's really fucking frustrating as I need it.

    I HATE looking for stuff I know is out there on the web somewhere.

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  • WrongShui 9 Oct 2013 20:14:55 6,620 posts
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    My gmail account was locked because it thought I was under 13, my first received email on that account was from 2005, they thought I was four years old when I signed up?
  • drip 11 Oct 2013 00:29:50 4,313 posts
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    JPS cigarettes aren't nearly as good as their F1 car liveries were.

    And people told me their cigarettes are unhealthy.
  • prawnking1980 11 Oct 2013 11:05:04 4,742 posts
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    The bloke I work with is such a wanker.

    I work in an office of three people due to the nature of the work there is a H&S need for two people to be working so if one is on leave the other two work.

    This always causes problems at Christmas as you can imagine. Anyway having worked the last two Christmas periods this year I have taken two weeks leave.

    He sent me an email saying that this was unfair as he had worked the previous three, except he hasn't.

    I am not so stupid as to book leave without checking all the leave cards first, he was off over Christmas 2011, our other colleague last year. So he has worked one Christmas and is complaining about it. Fucking tosser.

    /breath
  • Tonka 11 Oct 2013 11:07:57 20,822 posts
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    Quit your job
    Sounds like a hell hole.

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  • sport 11 Oct 2013 11:10:21 12,776 posts
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    He was "working from home", cheeky - you monster!!!
  • prawnking1980 11 Oct 2013 11:57:06 4,742 posts
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    Generally the job is okay just this bloke gets precious about holiday, once asked someone to change days so he could have the day instead.

    I am looking to move on though.
  • Tonka 11 Oct 2013 12:48:59 20,822 posts
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    I hate the IOK.

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  • Salaman 11 Oct 2013 12:51:26 19,301 posts
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    IOC
  • Mr-Brett 11 Oct 2013 12:56:05 12,828 posts
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    LOKI

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Salaman 11 Oct 2013 12:58:18 19,301 posts
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    TOK
  • Salaman 11 Oct 2013 12:58:26 19,301 posts
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    I
  • Tonka 11 Oct 2013 13:08:28 20,822 posts
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    IOC

    That's even worse

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  • Salaman 11 Oct 2013 15:33:28 19,301 posts
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    If you tilt your head to the left and look at IOC sideways, it's like the torso of a man. With a halo above his head.
    They're clearly saints the IOC, saints!
  • BeardedGamerUK 11 Oct 2013 15:35:53 1,577 posts
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    It looks more like an unhappy cyclops with a book on his head :)
  • danathjo 11 Oct 2013 15:37:29 7,439 posts
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    I see a fat bow legged man with stubby arms and no head
  • Salaman 11 Oct 2013 16:02:53 19,301 posts
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    BeardedGamerUK wrote:
    It looks more like an unhappy cyclops with a book on his head :)
    That's his unibrow.

    Although I guess for a cyclops that's just a brow then.
  • Kostabi 12 Oct 2013 19:38:08 4,982 posts
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    European sports leagues are so backwards and it's frustrating. If I want to watch NFL, NHL, MLB or NBA I can pay a fee directly to the league and watch any game from any team with absolutely no hassle.

    It only comes to mind now as the only way I can watch a rugby match tonight is via a dodgy stream of French TV. Even some kind of single cam stream with radio commentary would be fine.
  • Tonka 15 Oct 2013 12:32:27 20,822 posts
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    There are a bunch of food trucks driving around Stockholm. They have fantastic names such as
    "El Taco Truck"
    "Frankie's Coffe"
    "Curb Side Sthlm"

    Now, I don't mind food trucks, I guess it's OK that some of them serve americanese food, I could even handle that they sometimes have American names.

    But when all three come together I just wish I could show their proprietors and patrons how I see them.

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  • Load_2.0 18 Oct 2013 10:04:21 19,445 posts
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    Brompton Bicycle owners. Fuck you! Ooooohhhh your bicycle folds up and can be taken on a train! Now you can peddle ten metres to work you dusty old mummified cunt. Except now your steel ankle trap is not only snaring commuters but you are bashing a load as you struggle to get in and out of the doors.

    Ding ding! Hey let's all ring the bell or the bus won't stop! Fuck yeah wheeeeeeeeeeee, ring the bell everyone! What's that? Someone else rang it mere seconds ago? Fuck that you better ring it. Only you, the best bell ringer in all the land has the power to halt this steel beast. Ignore the bright led display and it's nonsensical "Bus Stopping" message, ignore the chorus of dings that echoed through the bus. Congratulations for if you had not pushed the button this bus would surely have accelerated towards a wall or hurtled off a cliff dooming us all. Cunt.

    Oh dear, Oyster card problems? Wonít let you through the gate? You should absolutely stand there pulling mong faces and repeatedly trying to get through. People behind you understand, they get it. Stupid technology! Eyeroll right? Haha no no problem try it again for the 7th time. Still getting a silly message? Still canít get through. Donít step back and investigate just stand there like a fat human cork. Thanks.

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 10:06:05 18-10-2013
  • prawnking1980 18 Oct 2013 10:07:48 4,742 posts
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    Agree with all of that.
  • Tonka 18 Oct 2013 10:24:04 20,822 posts
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    Commuting brings out the best in people.

    I have the perfect remedy. Get up one hour earlier and beat the throngs of fuckwits that work "office hours". You'd be surprised how much difference it makes. Only problem is that on your way home you're riding with all the high school kids.

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  • Psychotext 18 Oct 2013 10:26:08 54,405 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Only problem is that on your way home you're riding with all the high school kids.
    Does that sometimes include the six form girls?

    Jus' askin'.
  • chopsen 18 Oct 2013 10:39:34 16,126 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Get up one hour earlier and beat the throngs of fuckwits that work "office hours".
    That means I'd have to wake up at 5:30! Fuck that.
  • Salaman 18 Oct 2013 13:37:46 19,301 posts
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    What kind of backward 3rd world country has buses where the bell can be rang multiple times?
    As soon as 1 person rings the bell, other can press the button all they want. It won't ring a second, third, etc time.

    Well at least over here in civilisation.

  • Load_2.0 18 Oct 2013 13:42:16 19,445 posts
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    I dream of a world with Scandinavian efficiency (and women) but it would induce panic, fury and bedlam if they tried it here.
  • neilka 18 Oct 2013 13:42:53 16,270 posts
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    HE USED THE BABY
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