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  • nickthegun 15 Jul 2013 10:46:21 58,782 posts
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    Funnily enough, my birth certificate is the one thing I do have. I have no idea where any of my degree, a-level or gcse certificates are.

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  • Salaman 15 Jul 2013 10:49:47 18,861 posts
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    Well go request a copy of your birth certificate to whatever government or local council service does that then.
  • nickthegun 15 Jul 2013 10:50:41 58,782 posts
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    He was found in the jungle, so its going to be kind of hard.

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  • Nexus_6 15 Jul 2013 11:13:34 3,872 posts
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    Defo think he picked the wrong jungle book name at registration though....
  • El_MUERkO 15 Jul 2013 18:48:52 16,949 posts
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    Liverpool Lottery Syndicate, fucking wankers, seriously.
  • Psychotext 16 Jul 2013 00:25:01 53,808 posts
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    I couldn't live with myself. I guess they're just scum though.
  • Nexus_6 16 Jul 2013 00:51:34 3,872 posts
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    Fucking O2 broken mast meaning I am now in 3rd day with no phone signal. Speak to a 'guru' on their site who assures me it will be fixed 'in a couple hours' when in actual fact he is a lying fucking robot cunt.

    And how come my gf's phone has signal right next to me?
  • MrDigital 16 Jul 2013 02:18:04 1,866 posts
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    Is she on O2 as well?

    Formerly TheStylishHobo and Geesh.

  • Nexus_6 16 Jul 2013 07:40:59 3,872 posts
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    Yep sure is, which confuses me even more.
  • Deleted user 16 July 2013 08:36:37
    She's sleeping with somebody else.
  • Vortex808 16 Jul 2013 08:48:01 6,944 posts
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    Who works for O2.
  • Load_2.0 16 Jul 2013 09:14:18 18,884 posts
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    It's your twin brother.
  • Steve_Perry 16 Jul 2013 09:20:03 3,554 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    lying fucking robot cunt.
    Lol. If a lifetime of terrible sci-fi has taught me one thing, it's that you can't trust them robots.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • nickthegun 16 Jul 2013 09:24:35 58,782 posts
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    It could be worse. Virgin have a vague 'fault' that has taken down my broadband AND the TV. Fixing estimates keep getting pushed back and back, so its looking like its going to be at least 24 hours without either.

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  • DFawkes 16 Jul 2013 10:04:19 22,590 posts
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    They want to change their name, so they're fucking your service.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • vijay_UK 16 Jul 2013 23:27:47 2,076 posts
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    El_MUERkO wrote:
    Liverpool Lottery Syndicate, fucking wankers, seriously.
    I did the math and came to the same conclusion.
  • Nexus_6 16 Jul 2013 23:54:41 3,872 posts
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    Turns out it was a dead iPhone. Only had it 3 weeks as well. Just coincidence that the mast was down.

    And yeah she was having an affair with the O2 guru after all. Be more dog, indeed.
  • wogsy81 17 Jul 2013 00:56:01 717 posts
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    I just went to download Battlefield 3 thats 13gig on my PS3 that has 23 gig available and it wouldn't let me because i didn't have enough space.

    What the fuck, i have 23 gig available. I have enough space you twats. Why doesn't the BF3 download page say "26gig needed because we can't design a console for shit" That would be more truthful.
    Oh my god im pissed. Yeah, first world problems and all that but Im sorry, its fucking stupid. I cannot conceive the mind of a man who thought that this was a good idea to download games.
    If i need 26 gig to download a game then tell me i need 26 fucking gig. I wanted to download Uncharted 3 but that comes in at over 30gig, so i need at least a 60gig hardrive to download it. How fucking stupid is that! No Uncharted 3 for me then. Who the fuck designed this piece of shit system.

    I have an original 40gb pS3 thats still going strong after all these years and space is at a premium. Yes yes, i should replace the hard drive with something bigger but geez, i had to delete Saints Row 3 that took me over 12 hours to download due to psn's shitty download speeds to make space for BF3. Downloading SR3 was a giant waste of time then. Thanks psn.

    Oh, over an hour in and im 8% complete on my BF3 download. What a load of shit.

    /rant over
  • boo 17 Jul 2013 07:22:12 11,703 posts
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    The moral of the story?
    Size does matter.

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • Megapocalypse 17 Jul 2013 07:29:29 5,309 posts
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    Not really Sony's fault that your trying to download games on an old machine with a tiny hard drive.
  • dominalien 17 Jul 2013 07:39:23 6,835 posts
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    boo wrote:
    The moral of the story?
    Size does matter.
    It doesn't need to be big, it can be long and thick.




    What are we talking about again?

    Edited by dominalien at 07:40:10 17-07-2013

    PSN: DonOsito

  • dominalien 17 Jul 2013 07:39:56 6,835 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Not really Sony's fault that your trying to download games on an old machine with a tiny hard drive.
    Yeah, but you have to admit, the download-install-need 2x space thing is shit.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Megapocalypse 17 Jul 2013 07:51:07 5,309 posts
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    I agree with that. But I'm guessing it was the best way Sony could come up with to enable it to do something out was never designed to do. It's better than not having it.
  • wogsy81 17 Jul 2013 07:59:17 717 posts
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    Yeah, but you have to admit, the download-install-need 2x space thing is shit.
    This.

    And it may not be sony's fault for me having a tiny hard drive but its definitely Sony's fault that i need 26 gb to download a 13 gb game. Why would anyone think this was a good idea. I want the bastard hung, drawn and quartered.

    And yes, my hard drive is tiny. I admit it. But needing 26 gig to download a 13gig game is shit. Hey, i still love my ps3. Love it to bits but this system of downloading/caching games is effing stupid.

    Im not gonna get a new hard drive now as the PS4 is around the corner so ill save my money and wait for that.

    Ahh well, 60% done on my BF3 download thats been left running overnight. Im gonna use my pent up aggression and take it out on unsuspecting noobs as soon as i get online.
    I think ill pop over the BF3 thread for some tips.
  • dominalien 17 Jul 2013 08:03:55 6,835 posts
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    To be fair, if you download a zipped file to your computer, you also need 2x the space to extract it (or even 3x the space to then install it, if you don't delete the .zip).

    It's certainly the most basic manner in which to do it, and it works (Apple does the same thing in iOS, BTW), but there's certainly a better way, as (apparently) MS demonstrates.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • kinky_mong 17 Jul 2013 10:55:27 9,958 posts
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    I hate the yearly rigmarole in my life that is moving flat, especially the merry go round of having to move all the utilities to the new address. But what is really angering me at the moment is trying to get my broadband contract moved to the new place ahead of my move.

    I'm only moving 500 yards away from my current place yet BT inform me that Infinity isn't available in this building despite being on the same exchange, so the best they can offer is a 2-4mbps download speed and knocking 10 off my monthly fee.

    Not ideal, but what is really angering me is that the previous tenant clearly did something gobsmackingly stupid with the phoneline, as from searching on BT, Virgin and Plusnet's site to compare speeds and prices I can see that when I search on the postcode for the area these providers recognise all 70 or so flats in the complex as having a valid phoneline, except my new flat of course!

    Just another in the long list of reasons why I'm fucking sick of renting in the capital.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • Deleted user 17 July 2013 11:06:35
    How do Asians manage to be so productive when it must take forever to look at all their holiday pictures?

    Do french people have spatial awareness?

    Edinburgh City centre during the summer is so so fun.
  • Salaman 17 Jul 2013 11:16:32 18,861 posts
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    For once he posts some actual random musings, he does it in the "rants" thread.
    :-)
    /claps
  • Psychotext 17 Jul 2013 11:57:07 53,808 posts
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    Only one of those is a musing. The rest belong in the random questions thread. :D

    Also, Asians never look at their holiday pics... same as the rest of us.
  • DodgyPast 17 Jul 2013 12:10:10 8,414 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Only one of those is a musing. The rest belong in the random questions thread. :D

    Also, Asians never look at their holiday pics... same as the rest of us.
    Most of them stick them on Facebook.

    What I have noticed is that the trend of photographing your food and posting it on Facebook has been migrating to the west from Asia.

    I can't really call that a rant as I've been known to do it as well.
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