'Random rants that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 249

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  • LockeTribal 6 Feb 2013 13:54:59 4,280 posts
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    FUCK SAKE!

    Guy in fixing a couple of our door handles just pinched a pair of my fiancee's dad's pliers! Bastard!
  • Psychotext 6 Feb 2013 14:54:57 49,181 posts
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    That's pretty fucking weak.

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  • mal 6 Feb 2013 15:12:32 20,497 posts
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    Now there's a rant. Why is it pliers and snippers only ever seem to come in sets? I get a new set every couple of years because someone either nicks or I lose something, usually the vertical snips for some reason. If anyone wants some horizontal snips, I've a small collection of the things here.

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  • kinky_mong 6 Feb 2013 15:24:30 7,969 posts
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    mal wrote:
    Now there's a rant. Why is it pliers and snippers only ever seem to come in sets?
    Because otherwise Chaka Demus would feel lonely.
  • mal 6 Feb 2013 15:25:41 20,497 posts
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    \o/

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  • guts 6 Feb 2013 16:49:18 1,668 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    mal wrote:
    Now there's a rant. Why is it pliers and snippers only ever seem to come in sets?
    Because otherwise Chaka Demus would feel lonely.
    May the lord have mercy on your soul.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Psychotext 7 Feb 2013 15:43:56 49,181 posts
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    I've just been told that my company's main server has been decommissioned at the data center...

    They're telling me it's gone and that we wont be able to get it back. Literally it can only have been off for 30 minutes. Major, major fucking problem.

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  • mowgli 7 Feb 2013 15:50:29 31,850 posts
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    Why the fuck was that thread deleted? Seriously, what the fuck did it do wrong?!

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/20130129111437.jpg/

    Not impressed.

    Pissy pants.

  • ronuds 7 Feb 2013 15:50:33 20,509 posts
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    @Psychotext

    What'd they do with it?

    Edited by ronuds at 15:51:17 07-02-2013
  • neilka 7 Feb 2013 15:52:43 12,005 posts
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    Can we get back to talking about Poopsiepep now?

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • HairyArse Moderator 7 Feb 2013 15:57:03 8,350 posts
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    Mowgli, your dog is awesome but we don't need a random musings and a random rants thread.
  • HairyArse Moderator 7 Feb 2013 15:58:33 8,350 posts
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    Although I'm not convinced by your sofa. Do you live in an old people's home, Derek?

    You said bring it. Consider it BRUNG.

    ;)
  • mowgli 7 Feb 2013 15:59:10 31,850 posts
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    Why not? We've had both for years. Rants go in here, musings go in there. They are different enough to warrant the different threads and the size of each before they get deleted clearly speaks to that.

    Pissy pants.

  • Psychotext 7 Feb 2013 15:59:30 49,181 posts
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    ronuds wrote:
    @Psychotext

    What'd they do with it?
    I don't know, I've just been told it's been decommission. I can't even begin to describe what a cluster fuck it will be if we can't get it back.

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  • neilka 7 Feb 2013 16:00:17 12,005 posts
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    If you got through them at the rate he does you'd buy the cheapest in the shop too.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Armoured_Bear 7 Feb 2013 16:00:58 4,019 posts
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    I used to work with a guy called Gerry Pliers (in German).
    Awesome name.
  • mowgli 7 Feb 2013 16:01:09 31,850 posts
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    Green granny sofa with flowers.


    I'm bringing it back!

    Pissy pants.

  • Armoured_Bear 7 Feb 2013 16:02:08 4,019 posts
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    That's one ugly bastard of a sofa...
  • jellyhead 7 Feb 2013 16:27:53 24,346 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I used to work with a guy called Gerry Pliers (in German).
    Awesome name.
    Gerry Zangen

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  • kickerconspiracy 7 Feb 2013 16:30:47 495 posts
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    I used to work with a Mr. Gotobed and an Eena Strange.
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    Back pain..
  • jellyhead 7 Feb 2013 16:34:44 24,346 posts
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    At our place a Ms Legg married a Mr Foote. That kept the admins laughing for years.

    Ha... yeah.

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  • kinky_mong 7 Feb 2013 16:40:48 7,969 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    I used to work with a Mr. Gotobed and an Eena Strange.
    I hope Mr. Gotobed had a wife called Anita.

    Edit: That's two really bad jokes I've done on this page now!

    Edited by kinky_mong at 16:45:10 07-02-2013
  • mikeck 7 Feb 2013 16:57:48 1,557 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Why not? We've had both for years. Rants go in here, musings go in there. They are different enough to warrant the different threads and the size of each before they get deleted clearly speaks to that.
    I agree.

    I enjoyed both threads. I don't often have rants, but more often than not have inane musings to share. Also, they're both fun threads to read,

    I can't always share my musings with the wife, she thinks I'm odd enough as it is o_O
  • neilka 7 Feb 2013 17:00:02 12,005 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    That's one ugly bastard of a sofa...
    And that's coming from ecosse.

    if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away

  • Rusty_M 7 Feb 2013 18:00:56 3,603 posts
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    mikeck wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    Why not? We've had both for years. Rants go in here, musings go in there. They are different enough to warrant the different threads and the size of each before they get deleted clearly speaks to that.
    I agree.

    I enjoyed both threads. I don't often have rants, but more often than not have inane musings to share. Also, they're both fun threads to read,

    I can't always share my musings with the wife, she thinks I'm odd enough as it is o_O
    +1. I'm not comfortable talking about things that don't involve anger when it's in this thread. We need somewhere to just talk crap.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • ronuds 7 Feb 2013 18:03:02 20,509 posts
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    +1

    The mods will rue the day they decided we can't have a random musings thread!
  • mal 7 Feb 2013 18:03:34 20,497 posts
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    Thirded. I always read new posts in here in angry voice, which is rarely applicable to the sort of stuff that used to be mused.

    I said, I ALWAYS READ NEW POSTS IN HERE IN ANGRY VOICE!

    Still, that thread Mowgs posted certainly wasn't heading in the right direction from the off. Mainly because it was started by Mowgs, I suspect.

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  • ronuds 7 Feb 2013 18:05:42 20,509 posts
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    It would be best if mowgs didn't post in the thread at all, tbh. Creating it was the ultimate mistake.
  • Armoured_Bear 7 Feb 2013 18:11:09 4,019 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    That's one ugly bastard of a sofa...
    And that's coming from ecosse.
    My sofa is fucking beautiful.
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