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  • sport 31 Jan 2013 18:33:23 12,532 posts
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    You never called back!
  • rudedudejude 31 Jan 2013 20:13:15 2,150 posts
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    I can't watch Goldeneye the film anymore. I just think of the N64 game levels, music and heavy breathing when you got shot. It's ruined the film. Just waiting for the finale where you have to push him off that stupid platform.
  • mal 31 Jan 2013 21:23:20 22,332 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    That fact that Fifteen to One isn't on any more makes me murderously angry.
    There's a quiz show on c4 in a similar slot now that has the 'play or pass' feature of 15-to-1. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a system of lives, just a countdown timer that eliminates who's answering when it runs out. It's a bit shit to be honest.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Load_2.0 31 Jan 2013 22:03:12 18,873 posts
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    This guy needs a rant thread. Audio but nsfw.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsX9HdP_zUs
  • Psychotext 31 Jan 2013 22:53:46 53,799 posts
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    Fuck these fucking pills. 3 units of alcohol max say the NHS, any more and you risk intestinal bleeding.

    I can't even get tipsy on 3 units. :(
  • Salaman 1 Feb 2013 09:39:36 18,859 posts
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    That's 3 units, right?

  • Psychotext 1 Feb 2013 11:31:53 53,799 posts
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    I ended up having 5 anyway. =/

    I need some weed or something.
  • nickthegun 1 Feb 2013 11:37:29 58,782 posts
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    I had some antibiotics for a gum infection last year that I was advised not to drink on.

    'is this covering your back advice or 'you will die' advice?'

    'put it this way, these are the tablets we give to alcoholics that are on the verge of killing themselves. If you drink on them, you will turn inside out'

    '......'

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    He totally called it

  • Psychotext 1 Feb 2013 12:05:48 53,799 posts
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    Oh dear. lol
  • Salaman 1 Feb 2013 13:11:31 18,859 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I had some antibiotics for a gum infection last year that I was advised not to drink on.

    'is this covering your back advice or 'you will die' advice?'

    'put it this way, these are the tablets we give to alcoholics that are on the verge of killing themselves. If you drink on them, you will turn inside out'

    '......'
    So did you?
  • Reecey 1 Feb 2013 22:54:38 4 posts
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    You know what warrants a rant imo..... Cunts who think they know everything about everything!
    If they were that fucking clever they would be clever enough to know, no they can't possibly know everything about every fucking thing!
  • MetalDog 1 Feb 2013 23:24:15 23,708 posts
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    I would like to add people who are clearly just waiting for your lips to stop moving so they can say what they were going to say anyway, regardless of any input you may have had. They merely paused to allow you to speak so that you'd stick around to hear them dispense their next pile of verbage.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Chopsen 1 Feb 2013 23:27:01 15,708 posts
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    See also: anecdote top trumps.
  • localnotail 1 Feb 2013 23:38:50 23,093 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I would like to add people who are clearly just waiting for your lips to stop moving so they can say what they were going to say anyway, regardless of any input you may have had. They merely paused to allow you to speak so that you'd stick around to hear them dispense their next pile of verbage.
    I like to throw in wild subject changes to flummox these people.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • localnotail 1 Feb 2013 23:40:16 23,093 posts
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    That also works with those intensely irritating people (usually middle-aged women) who compulsively join in with the ends of other people's sentences (sentences).

    Edited by localnotail at 10:48:38 02-02-2013

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mal 2 Feb 2013 01:34:54 22,332 posts
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    I also hate those people who talk so quietly in a noisy pub that you can't hear what they said, and you've already asked them to repeat themselves enough times tonight, so you're forced to carry on with what you were saying in the vague hope they were contributing to it ;)

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Chopsen 2 Feb 2013 01:46:14 15,708 posts
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    Sure you're not just getting hard of hearing there, grand-dad?

    I know I am
  • Chopsen 2 Feb 2013 01:47:47 15,708 posts
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    Symptoms include "Difficulty hearing things in noisy areas"

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002040/
  • Deleted user 2 February 2013 16:03:07
    RBS have outdone themselves again. Card gets declined at corner shop. Can't check balance or anything. Turns out my card was closed down as a fraud protection because of a 3 charge to paypal (to unblock-us). 15 fucking minutes on the phone to fix.
  • guts 5 Feb 2013 11:41:35 1,690 posts
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    I am FUCKING grumpy today. I don't know why, but I woke up and had the hump from then on. Thought I might've cheered up a bit by now but I haven't.

    Whassamattayou, whyoulookasosad, itsanicaplace, itsanotsobad, heyshaddupayourface.

  • Alastair 5 Feb 2013 11:45:48 15,425 posts
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    guts wrote:
    I am FUCKING grumpy today. I don't know why, but I woke up and had the hump from then on. Thought I might've cheered up a bit by now but I haven't.
    Cheer up, it might never happen! :)

    This was the most annoying thing I could think to say.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Zizoo 5 Feb 2013 11:45:51 8,105 posts
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    One could say that you're a.... grumpy guts?

    /gets coat

    /runs
  • jellyhead 5 Feb 2013 11:49:18 24,350 posts
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    mal wrote:
    I also hate those people who talk so quietly in a noisy pub that you can't hear what they said, and you've already asked them to repeat themselves enough times tonight, so you're forced to carry on with what you were saying in the vague hope they were contributing to it ;)
    I've found that a blank stare helps. When they see that you're not nodding to affirm what they've been saying they then speak up a bit or ask if anything is wrong.

    I've got tinnitus and attentional issues so a noisy pub is a nightmare for me. I'm old. Get off my lawn!

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  • sirtacos 5 Feb 2013 11:51:17 7,267 posts
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    Never! I like to wank on your petunias.
  • L_Franko Moderator 5 Feb 2013 11:52:38 9,694 posts
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    Why the hell would you open the door then get on the floor if everyone walks the dinosaur?
  • billythekid 5 Feb 2013 11:54:20 11,013 posts
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    Random indeed!
  • jellyhead 5 Feb 2013 13:23:28 24,350 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Never! I like to wank on your petunias.


    Dill aka SirTacos wrote:
    No. These are my Wanking Petunias
    Edited by jellyhead at 13:24:28 05-02-2013

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  • kinky_mong 5 Feb 2013 15:02:26 9,946 posts
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    "There is a good service on all underground lines"

    Really? So why have I heard this announcement 5 times in the 10 minutes it's taken for a tube train to arrive during peak time? Good service my arse.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • ronuds 5 Feb 2013 15:10:45 21,788 posts
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    L_Franko wrote:
    Why the hell would you open the door then get on the floor if everyone walks the dinosaur?
    I think dinosaur means penis.
  • mikeck 6 Feb 2013 09:36:14 1,902 posts
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    "I think film x is just a poor man's film y".

    FUCK OFF TWATS.

    Edited by mikeck at 09:36:29 06-02-2013
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