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  • MetalDog 29 Oct 2012 21:03:22 23,708 posts
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    Dear Waddon,

    You are a festering shithole and it will be a dark day indeed should I ever have to set foot in you again.

    You are designed for cars and crossings for pedestrians are insultingly cursory and give you three seconds to cross. Your roads are dark, you smell bad and your unmanned train station is pissed upon openly by the residents, who take exception to anyone pointing out that pissing on a platform in public is not very nice.

    I have never felt so close to becoming a stabbing statistic.

    May you rot in your self-made tarmacked Hell and may all the poor souls obliged to live in your moribund carcass find happier pastures than you.

    Fuck you, Waddon; fuck you.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • swisstony 29 Oct 2012 21:06:43 2 posts
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    Random rant: Any chance this website will give an ounce of shit about the major new game mechanics and expansion that is Rohan in Lotro?
  • FWB 29 Oct 2012 21:11:33 43,842 posts
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    Will there be Kinder Egg Surprises in it?
  • Deleted user 29 October 2012 21:19:10
    Why the cunting fuck did Eurogamer censor the word "shit" in the Warfighter-fighter article.

    SHIT
  • Mageme 4 Nov 2012 20:46:38 1,993 posts
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    I've always loved fireworks but this year with a new baby in tow who's teething and kranky and not getting much sleep, these fireworks are feckin' annoying!!!! Just shut up and let my baby sleep! Not looking forward to tomorrow night...

    3DS: 5086-1465-9252

  • Rusty_M 4 Nov 2012 22:44:00 4,579 posts
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    Some utter cunts were letting off fireworks at 2 or 3 O'clock this morning. We have a dog that is really freaked out by them, I have a cold, and the missus was up half the night throwing up. That is not a combination for a good night's sleep. Especially those cunts using fireworks at such a stupid hour!

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • jonsaan 4 Nov 2012 22:51:14 25,326 posts
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    @MetalDog totally agree!

    FCUTA!

  • billythekid 5 Nov 2012 14:17:20 11,026 posts
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    NO NO NO FUCKING NO.
    I have not had a fucking accident you bilious cunts.

    Can you ddos a phone number? 02034762674
  • thelzdking 5 Nov 2012 14:20:32 4,326 posts
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    Fireworks are shit; they can fuck off.
  • RobTheBuilder 5 Nov 2012 14:22:44 6,521 posts
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    @thelzdking They do if you light them :)
  • thelzdking 5 Nov 2012 15:14:28 4,326 posts
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    :D
  • Deleted user 6 November 2012 16:28:42
    I didn't get my copy of Halo 4 today. Amazon and Royal Mail are fucking cunts. It was dispatched yesterday morning, first class. FUCKING. CUNTS.
  • Jeepers 6 Nov 2012 16:43:20 13,173 posts
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    Powerpoint: designed, coded and published by the biggest cunts the world has ever seen.
  • phAge 6 Nov 2012 18:17:37 24,337 posts
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    Heh. I'm the office PowerPoint expert, which is really just another name for the idiot who knows exactly as little about PP as everyone else but for some reason gets stuck with all the shit PP-related assignments anyway.
  • Load_2.0 6 Nov 2012 18:23:40 18,913 posts
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    Fucking bass, the music isn't actually that loud or particularly bad but all day it is boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

    It is driving me mad. Like some sort of torture. In fact that I can only hear the bass makes it worse.
  • freddymercurystwin 6 Nov 2012 18:29:14 403 posts
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    Fantomex wrote:
    I didn't get my copy of Halo 4 today. Amazon and Royal Mail are fucking cunts. It was dispatched yesterday morning, first class. FUCKING. CUNTS.
    I ordered a lego set on Friday night about 11pm, it arrived Monday morning, free delivery too! :-P

    Edited by freddymercurystwin at 18:29:30 06-11-2012
  • Psychotext 15 Nov 2012 15:04:29 53,845 posts
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    Ordered some batteries from an ebay seller who made a big thing about being one of the few people to have the new version of said batteries. So what do they do? They send me the old version.

    So now I have to fuck around sending them back and getting a replacement. Fucking useless wankers.
  • nickthegun 15 Nov 2012 15:06:29 58,804 posts
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    Tesco do the duracell with the little press down meter, d00d.

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    He totally called it

  • Psychotext 15 Nov 2012 15:08:21 53,845 posts
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    STFU I'LL KILL YOU.
  • MetalDog 15 Nov 2012 15:14:03 23,708 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Fucking bass, the music isn't actually that loud or particularly bad but all day it is boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

    It is driving me mad. Like some sort of torture. In fact that I can only hear the bass makes it worse.
    There's someone near where I live that has a car with some sort of modified exhaust - makes it really bassy and the sound kind of sneaks into you and lives in the back of your skull until it's turned off or goes away.

    Trouble is, the fucker is a shit driver. Sounds like three point turns performed in fifty moves over the course of fifteen minutes.

    RrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRrrrr
    ...
    ...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR

    /loads shotgun

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • L_Franko Moderator 15 Nov 2012 15:25:30 9,694 posts
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    Glad I looked in here, just reminded me that my Sky controller needs new batteries.
  • sirtacos 16 Nov 2012 03:34:59 7,268 posts
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    gf is pregnant.

    Instead of a rant, a haiku.

    No no no no no
    Oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck fuck
    no no no no no
  • reddevil93 16 Nov 2012 03:39:06 11,373 posts
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    Be grand

  • BillMurray 16 Nov 2012 03:47:15 7,620 posts
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    Congrats?
  • BryanAKADJ 16 Nov 2012 04:03:51 284 posts
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    DAMN IT KYLE.

    My cousin spoiled something on Halo 4 and now I won't be able to enjoy the story mode as much anymore. It wasn't the most amazing story ever, but I enjoyed it. I played Halo when it first came out on the original Xbox, I think I even introduced it to all the kids (My age) in this town when it came out.

    DAMN IT KYLE.

    Eurogamer's local Canadian member. Eh?

  • reddevil93 16 Nov 2012 04:05:48 11,373 posts
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    Really put Sirtacos' problems in perspective :)

  • Psychotext 16 Nov 2012 04:06:14 53,845 posts
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    Should have kept it in your pants... or in her arse. Both work.
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  • Mola_Ram 16 Nov 2012 05:19:04 6,979 posts
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    BryanAKADJ wrote:
    DAMN IT KYLE.

    My cousin spoiled something on Halo 4 and now I won't be able to enjoy the story mode as much anymore. It wasn't the most amazing story ever, but I enjoyed it. I played Halo when it first came out on the original Xbox, I think I even introduced it to all the kids (My age) in this town when it came out.

    DAMN IT KYLE.
    You mean at the end where it's revealed that Master Chief is actually a woman? Yeah, I hated when someone spoiled that for me too.

    (never understood why people seem to rate the Halo story)
  • jellyhead 16 Nov 2012 09:53:10 24,350 posts
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    Not quite Mola, Actually Master Chief is Cortana and her voice in your head is just an internal monologue. Master Chief has bewbs.

    The story is fine, it's the usual sci-fi cliches but it's interesting enough.

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