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  • phAge 13 Feb 2018 18:10:06 25,402 posts
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    Wait. 23 year old?
  • Stickman 13 Feb 2018 18:11:25 29,725 posts
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    Oh wait, that’s the other guy.

    How old is this one?
  • thelzdking 13 Feb 2018 18:11:55 6,865 posts
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    Is there any chance of a threesome?
  • Stickman 13 Feb 2018 18:16:11 29,725 posts
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    Let me just get the answer to this question first.
  • GoatApocalypse 13 Feb 2018 18:19:17 3,481 posts
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    @phAge thank you.

    Again, sounds stupid but this is all actually really helpful.
  • Stickman 13 Feb 2018 18:22:10 29,725 posts
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    I bet if you DID fuck but made sure it was really bad then the whole problem goes away.

    Is she 23?
  • phAge 13 Feb 2018 18:27:26 25,402 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    @phAge thank you.

    Again, sounds stupid but this is all actually really helpful.
    As I said, what you're going through isn't exactly a rare occurrence, and it *will* pass in a few weeks or months, after which you'll either praise yourself for not doing something retarded or hate yourself for doing, well, her.
  • Armoured_Bear 13 Feb 2018 18:33:14 21,234 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I say fuck the 23 year old. Your wife might not even find out but if she does, you’ve just fucked a 23 year old.
    Haha..
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2018 18:35:15 5,237 posts
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    23yrs old.......#tightasadrum.
  • GuybrushThreepwood 13 Feb 2018 18:35:51 1,805 posts
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    @JamboWayOh you mean she won't pay for anything?
  • beastmaster 13 Feb 2018 18:36:23 17,878 posts
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    Sounds like an A7 scenario to me.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2018 18:37:10 5,237 posts
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    @GuybrushThreepwood

    Errr..... thinking more bodywise.
  • GuybrushThreepwood 13 Feb 2018 18:38:07 1,805 posts
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    @JamboWayOh oh really? I had no idea... ;)
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2018 18:43:36 5,237 posts
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    @GuybrushThreepwood

    Oh I see, ha, ha. You led me on this merry dance and made me look like a right mug!
  • RandolphCarter 13 Feb 2018 19:21:57 194 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I say fuck the 23 year old. Your wife might not even find out but if she does, you’ve just fucked a 23 year old.
    Sadly, this was part of my reasoning...

    I've had more attention from women in their early to mid 20s since I got in my 30s than I probably did in my 20s.
  • RandolphCarter 13 Feb 2018 19:23:43 194 posts
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    ** Although, my attitude now is more confident and direct than it ever was in my 20s.
  • DukeSilver 13 Feb 2018 19:28:32 2,846 posts
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    Random rants that don't warrant their own thread? More like Randy Pants that warrant...sex...at...the office...
  • mal 13 Feb 2018 20:07:13 29,081 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    @GuybrushThreepwood

    Oh I see, ha, ha. You led me on this merry dance and made me look like a right mug!
  • quadfather 13 Feb 2018 20:35:13 30,392 posts
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    The difficulty is that when this happens, all reason goes out the window. It's there at the back of your mind, but if it's a real showstopper, it's difficult to resist. However, this is only from experience when I've not been with anyone, *let alone kids*.

    If you need anything to convince yourself, then look into your kids eyes and try and convince yourself. Chances are you'll not be able to do so.

    But playing devils advocate, it's not like this is the first time in humanity that this has happened, and a lot of people go for it just as much as don't.

    The question that remains is, what is it that you actually want, and are you really prepared to chuck everything in the bin for 30 minutes* of fun.

    *Ymmv.
  • challenge_hanukkah 13 Feb 2018 20:43:05 5,765 posts
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    I for one am glad you haven't been with any kids.
  • macmurphy 13 Feb 2018 21:25:05 2,845 posts
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    Fair play to Quaddy. He lasts 28 minutes more than me.

    Post coital cigarette’s included right?

    In fact, if she was 23 she’d probably just have to look at it.
  • GoatApocalypse 13 Feb 2018 21:28:27 3,481 posts
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    To round out this farce, I just about thwarted a mugging earlier. Left me with a fat lip, a cracked phone screen and a bruised ego.

    Been a fucking strange few days.
  • challenge_hanukkah 13 Feb 2018 21:32:54 5,765 posts
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  • Rusty_M 13 Feb 2018 21:33:37 6,779 posts
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    I wonder what CharlieStCloud would make of all this
  • Jono62 13 Feb 2018 21:57:37 19,034 posts
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    : (
  • Your-Mother 13 Feb 2018 21:58:44 1,055 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    I wonder what CharlieStCloud would make of all this
    A viscious gang rape ending in a self-facial.

    : )
  • LittleSparra 13 Feb 2018 22:07:07 7,698 posts
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    RandolphCarter wrote:
    Stickman wrote:
    I say fuck the 23 year old. Your wife might not even find out but if she does, you've just fucked a 23 year old.
    Sadly, this was part of my reasoning...

    I've had more attention from women in their early to mid 20s since I got in my 30s than I probably did in my 20s.
    Another knock to my ego... I have had nowt! ;(
  • Stickman 13 Feb 2018 22:11:32 29,725 posts
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    I tend to listen to my inner voice and then do the opposite of that, because my initial reaction is to do stupid things that would bring immediate satisfaction.
  • Mola_Ram 13 Feb 2018 23:28:15 17,181 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    I tend to listen to my inner voice and then do the opposite of that, because my initial reaction is to do stupid things that would bring immediate satisfaction.
  • Armoured_Bear 13 Feb 2018 23:31:09 21,234 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    To round out this farce, I just about thwarted a mugging earlier. Left me with a fat lip, a cracked phone screen and a bruised ego.

    Been a fucking strange few days.
    Do tell...
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