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morriss 69,369 posts
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Too young, too bulky. Needs to be more gaunt. -
pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoPfff. Should've got Statham for it.
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JYM60 16,224 posts
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Registered 6 years agoBloodkult wrote:
Fixxed
What the hell is that supposed to be?
There is only one Agent 47!.gif)
8/10
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Caspar_Esq. 3,274 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIs this a joke? They aren't actually going to make a shitty Hitman film and ruin the franchise are they?
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TakeTheVeil 5,058 posts
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Registered 7 years agoeww..yeah he doesnt fit the build at all really.. they mightve well just got Vin Diesel if theyre going down that road.. -
Murbal 19,378 posts
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JYM60 16,224 posts
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Registered 6 years agoCaspar_Esq. wrote:
Yes to both questions.
Is this a joke? They aren't actually going to make a shitty Hitman film and ruin the franchise are they?
Edited by Caspar_Esq. at 11:38:26 18-05-20078/10
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smoothpete 29,135 posts
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Registered 9 years agoJesus, talk about bad casting. Agent 47 was 10 years older than this chump for a start, he looks like a goddamn Saved By The Bell extra FFS. -
glaeken 10,366 posts
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Registered 8 years agoStatham would have been perfect. He pretty much nailed the look in the Transporter films when he was wearing the black suit. -
smoothpete 29,135 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHe has the gravelly voice too, why they didn't get him I don't know. It would have been typecasting for him I guess, maybe he was offered it and turned it down -
Jason Statham? He's not right at all. Cockney wanker might be good in trash like Crank but he's not got the class for a role like this. They need someone older, quieter and with a hell of a lot more charisma and gravity.
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Metalfish 8,278 posts
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Registered 8 years agoCheck out imdb.
Oh dear.
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StarchildHypocrethes 22,454 posts
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Registered 9 years agoStatham looks far too neanderthal though. I never once saw Agent 47 drag his knuckles along the ground.
How about Billy Zane, he's a cool guy?
Actually Ross Kemp would be ideal. He's bald, tough, used to be in the SAS and has also sigle handedly taken on the worlds toughest gangs. Not a bad CV. -
Bloodkult wrote:
Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
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Metalfish wrote:
Jesus, yet another appalling choice by Dougray Scott. The man's a real conundrum. He's clearly doing okay for himself Stateside but insists on acting like he's constantly struggling to 'break through' by regularly picking the kinds of roles in the kinds of films that total n00bs would pick out of desperation.
Check out imdb.
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Metalfish 8,278 posts
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Bloody hell! He is 47!Bloodkult wrote:
Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
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nonzero 200 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThey should have got the guy who played Sorter in Revolver to be the Hitman, hell all they needed to do was remove the little bit of hair that he has and make him replay the same role and voila... -
Pike 13,431 posts
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Registered 10 years agoMetalfish wrote:
Frankly I have a hard time imagining 47 without Bateson doing his voice.Owen-B wrote:
Bloody hell! He is 47!Bloodkult wrote:
Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
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Huntcjna 13,851 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI love the way none of you know who he actually is yet your sticking the boot in.
Anybody seen Deadwood?
Well he played Seth Bullock in that and was the best thing about that show besides McShane.
Maybe, just maybe they are making a film with a half decent story and needed a decent actor? Everyone else mentioned in this thread aside from the original voice over guy would have been fucking useless. -
StarchildHypocrethes 22,454 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThat's him!?!
Oh, yeah, I see it now. He still doesn't look right though, which is kind of the main thing as he was never the most talkative character in the world. -
morriss 69,369 posts
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Registered 9 years agoStarchildHypocrethes wrote:
Actually Ross Kemp would be ideal. He's bald, tough, used to be in the SAS and has also sigle handedly taken on the worlds toughest gangs. Not a bad CV.
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Hugundo 17 posts
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Registered 7 years agoUwe Boll sense tingling! -
Kostabi 3,890 posts
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Registered 8 years agoOlyphant is a decent actor, a much better class than Statham even if I think The Transporter would have been better casting.
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w00t 10,449 posts
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Registered 9 years agoSurely this man is the perfect Agent 47...If you can see this, you're an idiot.
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smoothpete 29,135 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI really think a skinheaded Brad Pitt would be perfect, not that he'd touch it with a bargepole -
Olyphant is a great actor. Or at least, he is in Deadwood (maybe not so much so in Scream 2). Lots of simmering tension and anger in there. \o/
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