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  • morriss 18 May 2007 11:27:26 71,286 posts
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    Here's what he looks like.

    http://share.xboxlife.dk/file/mgrmmzk2zje5owflngvhzte4mjbkm2fingiwmwzhmtq.jpg

    http://share.xboxlife.dk/file/mgqyyme0zgmznzzkmdiwntbjmzhmnjuymdjiotm2nmm.jpg
  • [menace] 18 May 2007 11:28:45 2,415 posts
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    /pukes
  • Lutz 18 May 2007 11:30:26 48,854 posts
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    Too young, too bulky. Needs to be more gaunt.
  • pjmaybe 18 May 2007 11:30:28 70,676 posts
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    Pfff. Should've got Statham for it.

    Peej
  • JYM60 18 May 2007 11:34:46 16,901 posts
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    Bloodkult wrote:
    What the hell is that supposed to be?

    There is only one Agent 47!

    Fixxed :)

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  • TakeTheVeil 18 May 2007 11:38:19 5,058 posts
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    eww..yeah he doesnt fit the build at all really.. they mightve well just got Vin Diesel if theyre going down that road..
  • Murbs 18 May 2007 11:39:00 22,579 posts
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    Looks like Al Murray.
  • JYM60 18 May 2007 11:39:31 16,901 posts
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    BigV ftw.

    That guy looks like a total prat.

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  • JYM60 18 May 2007 11:40:09 16,901 posts
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    Caspar_Esq. wrote:
    Is this a joke? They aren't actually going to make a shitty Hitman film and ruin the franchise are they?

    Edited by Caspar_Esq. at 11:38:26 18-05-2007

    Yes to both questions.

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  • smoothpete 18 May 2007 11:50:38 31,818 posts
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    Jesus, talk about bad casting. Agent 47 was 10 years older than this chump for a start, he looks like a goddamn Saved By The Bell extra FFS.
  • glaeken 18 May 2007 11:56:36 11,265 posts
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    Statham would have been perfect. He pretty much nailed the look in the Transporter films when he was wearing the black suit.
  • smoothpete 18 May 2007 12:04:28 31,818 posts
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    He has the gravelly voice too, why they didn't get him I don't know. It would have been typecasting for him I guess, maybe he was offered it and turned it down
  • Deleted user 18 May 2007 12:07:57
    Jason Statham? He's not right at all. Cockney wanker might be good in trash like Crank but he's not got the class for a role like this. They need someone older, quieter and with a hell of a lot more charisma and gravity.

    Who's that child they've got to play him??
  • Metalfish 18 May 2007 12:11:45 8,874 posts
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    Check out imdb.

    Oh dear.

    Edited by Metalfish at 12:12:28 18-05-2007
  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 May 2007 12:13:19 26,590 posts
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    Statham looks far too neanderthal though. I never once saw Agent 47 drag his knuckles along the ground.

    How about Billy Zane, he's a cool guy?

    Actually Ross Kemp would be ideal. He's bald, tough, used to be in the SAS and has also sigle handedly taken on the worlds toughest gangs. Not a bad CV.
  • Deleted user 18 May 2007 12:15:02
    Bloodkult wrote:
    What the hell is that supposed to be?

    There is only one Agent 47!
    Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.
  • Deleted user 18 May 2007 12:17:13
    Metalfish wrote:
    Check out imdb.

    Oh dear.
    Jesus, yet another appalling choice by Dougray Scott. The man's a real conundrum. He's clearly doing okay for himself Stateside but insists on acting like he's constantly struggling to 'break through' by regularly picking the kinds of roles in the kinds of films that total n00bs would pick out of desperation.
  • Metalfish 18 May 2007 12:22:53 8,874 posts
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    Owen-B wrote:
    Bloodkult wrote:
    What the hell is that supposed to be?

    There is only one Agent 47!
    Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.

    Bloody hell! He is 47!
  • nonzero 18 May 2007 12:49:27 200 posts
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    They should have got the guy who played Sorter in Revolver to be the Hitman, hell all they needed to do was remove the little bit of hair that he has and make him replay the same role and voila...
  • Pike 18 May 2007 12:56:58 13,447 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    Owen-B wrote:
    Bloodkult wrote:
    What the hell is that supposed to be?

    There is only one Agent 47!
    Wow. Yes. Exactly what I was trying to describe.

    Bloody hell! He is 47!

    Frankly I have a hard time imagining 47 without Bateson doing his voice.
  • Huntcjna 18 May 2007 13:01:28 13,877 posts
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    I love the way none of you know who he actually is yet your sticking the boot in.

    Anybody seen Deadwood?

    Well he played Seth Bullock in that and was the best thing about that show besides McShane.

    Maybe, just maybe they are making a film with a half decent story and needed a decent actor? Everyone else mentioned in this thread aside from the original voice over guy would have been fucking useless.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 May 2007 13:13:43 26,590 posts
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    That's him!?!

    Oh, yeah, I see it now. He still doesn't look right though, which is kind of the main thing as he was never the most talkative character in the world.
  • morriss 18 May 2007 19:19:20 71,286 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:

    Actually Ross Kemp would be ideal. He's bald, tough, used to be in the SAS and has also sigle handedly taken on the worlds toughest gangs. Not a bad CV.

    :D
  • Hugundo 21 May 2007 21:03:58 17 posts
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    Uwe Boll sense tingling!
  • Kostabi 22 May 2007 06:57:53 5,087 posts
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    Olyphant is a decent actor, a much better class than Statham even if I think The Transporter would have been better casting.

    Not so sure about the writer and director though...
  • opalw00t 22 May 2007 09:30:58 11,295 posts
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    Surely this man is the perfect Agent 47...

    not a force for good

  • smoothpete 22 May 2007 09:36:19 31,818 posts
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    I really think a skinheaded Brad Pitt would be perfect, not that he'd touch it with a bargepole
  • Onny 22 May 2007 09:48:00 5,697 posts
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    Olyphant is a great actor. Or at least, he is in Deadwood (maybe not so much so in Scream 2). Lots of simmering tension and anger in there. \o/
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