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  • Huntcjna 14 May 2007 16:45:07 13,876 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    I heard Ginger people only eat ginger and drink only ginger beer.

    I heard black people only eat dark chocolate and drink black coffee.

    Thats a bear faced lie! Mr T loves his milk!
  • smoothpete 14 May 2007 16:45:25 31,516 posts
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    I too have a soft spot for ginger girls. Mmm.

    Not with beards though.
  • pjmaybe 14 May 2007 16:45:45 70,676 posts
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    I hear bald people have lots of sex and yet are generally a bit angry most of the time.

    Peej
  • Razz 14 May 2007 16:46:11 61,210 posts
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    Oh! I love a bit of sausage.

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  • Huntcjna 14 May 2007 16:48:37 13,876 posts
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    I don't like that everyone has disloged my beard thread of greatness with racial slurs and comedy ginger posts. :(
  • Razz 14 May 2007 16:50:33 61,210 posts
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    Racial slurs? eh? I'm sorry if anyone saw my ginger comment as racist, it was a slur towards ignorance.

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  • JuanKerr 14 May 2007 16:50:38 36,251 posts
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    Huntcjna wrote:
    I don't like that everyone has disloged my beard thread of greatness with racial slurs and comedy ginger posts. :(

    "Comedy ginger posts" ... Oh, THAT'S what they were.

    Ha. Ha. Ha.
  • JuanKerr 14 May 2007 16:51:06 36,251 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Racial slurs? eh? I'm sorry if anyone saw my ginger comment as racist, it was a slur towards ignorance.

    As was mine and I echo Razz's apology.
  • nickthegun 14 May 2007 16:51:17 59,971 posts
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    Took a lot of shit for being a ginger then?

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  • magicpanda 14 May 2007 16:51:38 13,367 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    I hear bald people have lots of sex and yet are generally a bit angry most of the time.

    Peej

    It's true.

    My dad used to say, a bald head is the solar panel for your sex machine.

    Then he would thrust his hips and everyone would start crying in fear.

    That last bit isn't really true.
  • Razz 14 May 2007 16:52:02 61,210 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Took a lot of shit for being a ginger then?
    Haha no... I'm not ginger. :)

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  • Huntcjna 14 May 2007 16:52:13 13,876 posts
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    RACISTS! ALL OF YOU!

    ALSO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE BEARDS ARE OFFICIALLY SKIN RACIST!
  • JuanKerr 14 May 2007 16:52:28 36,251 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Took a lot of shit for being a ginger then?

    When I was a kid, yes I did and it isn't very pleasant, believe me. You wouldn't believe how cuntish people can be.

    However, you get used to it when you hit about 18 and by that time, I gave as good as I got.
  • Fat-Boy 14 May 2007 16:53:09 4,300 posts
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    Huntcjna wrote:


    Thats a bear faced lie! Mr T loves his milk!

    Was that intentional? :D
  • Razz 14 May 2007 16:54:25 61,210 posts
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    There's something wrong with this thread. I think I'm missing someone.

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  • Huntcjna 14 May 2007 16:55:22 13,876 posts
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    Fat Boy wrote:
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    Thats a bear faced lie! Mr T loves his milk!

    Was that intentional? :D

    Always.
  • nickthegun 14 May 2007 16:56:26 59,971 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
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    Took a lot of shit for being a ginger then?

    When I was a kid, yes I did and it isn't very pleasant, believe me. You wouldn't believe how cuntish people can be.

    However, you get used to it when you hit about 18 and by that time, I gave as good as I got.

    I actually would. Its a strange genetic quirk that im not actually a ginge. My cousin was teased mercilessly to the point that, at 13, he dyed his hair brown, which he got even more shit for.

    and, yes, to a point I agree that being fat or ginger (or both) are the only real acceptable social sterotypes now.

    That and hating the poor.

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  • JetSetWilly 14 May 2007 16:56:58 5,721 posts
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    We got beards. Beards like beavers.
    We got hair, coming out of our chin.
    We got hair, of the longer sort
    We got beards, down to our trousers.
    We got beards, and we don't mean short.
  • JuanKerr 14 May 2007 17:02:28 36,251 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    Took a lot of shit for being a ginger then?

    When I was a kid, yes I did and it isn't very pleasant, believe me. You wouldn't believe how cuntish people can be.

    However, you get used to it when you hit about 18 and by that time, I gave as good as I got.

    I actually would. Its a strange genetic quirk that im not actually a ginge. My cousin was teased mercilessly to the point that, at 13, he dyed his hair brown, which he got even more shit for.

    and, yes, to a point I agree that being fat or ginger (or both) are the only real acceptable social sterotypes now.

    That and hating the poor.

    Agreed, although being ginger is something you have no control over, whereas being fat is (usually) self-inflicted.

    As for the poor, well, they deserve it ;-)

    Funnily enough, I was a really shy, quiet kid and I genuinely believe the shit I got has made me a lot more confident as I've got older. Trouble is, I have the classic red headed temper too ...

  • Sephi 14 May 2007 17:04:09 142 posts
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    Huntcjna wrote:
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    I have a long beard and long brown hair, Jesus is not an unknown insult to me.

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/455695277_b10b83109e_b.jpg

    Mucho beard and it's about 50% ginge :-/
    Still - that's a decent fucken beard! :D

    Unfortunatley the manliness factor is taken down tenfold by the fact that you are drinking a bottle of 'Reef'. :p

    Bah I care not, I'm a worlds biggest light weight when it comes to drinking, I was hugging the toilet about 4 hours after that pic haha....
  • Razz 14 May 2007 17:06:06 61,210 posts
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    LOL! That picture is great! :) You've got that Beardy primal ridge on your eyebrows too :)

    Ug ug.. Reef.... UgUgUg!

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  • CosmicFuzz 14 May 2007 17:29:30 24,378 posts
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    Actually, I'm thinking of maybe growing some stubble, just to see how I look with it. Can't be arsed shaving every morning either. Anyone recommend a good, cheap trimmer that keeps stubble short, like less than 1.5mm?

    Cheers! :)

    Edited by CosmicFuzz at 17:30:18 14-05-2007

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  • ProfessorLesser 14 May 2007 17:31:37 19,357 posts
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    Someone mentioned to me the other day that growing a beard was meant to itch. I was like 'OMG wtf are you talking about'?

    I look fooking strange without one, I reckon. Haven't let it grow like I have before for a while though, because what with my student-haircut I'm in danger of looking a bit like a macroscopic bit of belly-button fluff. With a face.
  • smoothpete 14 May 2007 17:33:10 31,516 posts
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    No such thing as a good, cheap clipper. Don't buy the cheapest, and get a mains powered one. Battery ones can't cut my uber thick beard hair. Wahl are good and not too expensive
  • warlockuk 14 May 2007 17:36:13 19,171 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    LOL! That picture is great! :) You've got that Beardy primal ridge on your eyebrows too :)

    Ug ug.. Reef.... UgUgUg!
    I've got that ridge too. 'cept it's "UG! ALE! MEAT! MEEEEAT!"

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • ProfessorLesser 14 May 2007 17:37:14 19,357 posts
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    Real men butcher themselves with handheld razors.
  • CosmicFuzz 14 May 2007 17:38:56 24,378 posts
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    Haha, thanks for the advice guys :)

    I've heard good stuff about Wahl as well.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 May 2007 18:19:07 38,265 posts
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    Ah this thread cracks me up.

    /waves at Sephi.

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  • Huntcjna 15 May 2007 17:17:19 13,876 posts
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    Beard Update 15/05/07!

    Still beardy, still growing, not so much as a trim.

    Update complete.
  • Ginger 15 May 2007 17:26:06 6,843 posts
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    this thread does not deliver :(

    /cannot grow beard, and has ginger mop

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