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  • pinebear 14 Feb 2013 18:25:40 8,565 posts
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    CONDITION

  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2013 18:33:40 54,187 posts
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    HOW
  • mrcrumley 14 Feb 2013 18:43:31 375 posts
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    I got given some beard oil for Xmas.
  • RyanDS 14 Feb 2013 18:43:56 9,356 posts
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    Got a superstition going. Didn't shave for a few weeks when we started the IVF cycle. I made a joke about how, like Sampson, I need my beard to bring me luck. 8 weeks later I now have a full beard and want to shave, but today we did the implants, and I am so nervous that my beard genuinely does comfort me in a safety blanket way, so I can't shave for 2 more weeks until the pregnancy test.

    Then I'm sure I will get more superstitious and not shave for 9 months, I am going to end up looking like a mad hermit.
  • mrcrumley 14 Feb 2013 18:44:27 375 posts
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    Not the oil from a beard, an oil that is applied to ones beard to improve condition of beard.
  • DevilsKebab 14 Feb 2013 18:51:39 648 posts
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    How's this beard?

  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2013 18:52:06 54,187 posts
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    The only ones like that I can find are shave oils. Are they the same thing?

    @Ryan: Beards make men more virile, that's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it; but it is scientific fact.
  • RyanDS 14 Feb 2013 18:55:09 9,356 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    The only ones like that I can find are shave oils. Are they the same thing?

    @Ryan: Beards make men more virile, that's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it; but it is scientific fact.
    And they are fun to stroke. Many is the time I find myself thoughtfully stroking my beard like some Bond villain. And I continue as I am aware that it is rad.
  • DevilsKebab 14 Feb 2013 18:57:21 648 posts
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    And they are fun to stroke. Many is the time I find myself thoughtfully stroking my beard like some Bond villain. And I continue as I am aware that it is rad.
    And twiddling a moustache can also be equally fun!
    I also like the way my beard acts like a snow-plow for people.
    I walk down a busy highstreet and people often get out of my way, it's the beard fear
  • mrcrumley 14 Feb 2013 19:20:19 375 posts
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  • mrcrumley 14 Feb 2013 19:22:18 375 posts
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    This is the one I got .. Don't think it's the same as shave oil
  • Zizoo 1 Mar 2013 08:12:53 8,374 posts
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    I am rocking a bit of an Abe Lincoln at the moment because I don't have strong growth on my cheeks. I'm hoping if I let it will happen natuarally if I just give it time. :(

    I'm 25 btw.
  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 08:22:00 7,316 posts
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    Had a beard all winter and didn't get a cold. Shaved it off this week and got my first cold. So grow a beard for winter it's healthy for you :)
  • Psychotext 1 Mar 2013 09:50:09 54,187 posts
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    I've trimmed mine back a bit for now. Was starting to look lumberjackish.
  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 10:03:20 36,496 posts
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    Mine keeps sprouting in all directions, with really long single ones sticking directly outwards. I want uniformity dammit.
  • Dirtbox 1 Mar 2013 10:13:12 78,157 posts
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    I'm growing a lush arse beard as I type this. I can no longer wipe, I'm reduced to a regiment of blowdrying, than combing it through after a loose stool.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 10:14:25 01-03-2013

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  • Zizoo 12 Mar 2013 07:58:56 8,374 posts
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    My beard is starting to fill in nicely and it suits me better than I thought it would.
  • localnotail 18 Mar 2013 09:04:58 23,093 posts
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    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Zizoo 18 Mar 2013 09:10:20 8,374 posts
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    I want a beard like this dreamboat.
  • localnotail 3 Jul 2013 08:29:57 23,093 posts
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    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • DevilsKebab 3 Jul 2013 09:11:15 648 posts
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  • DevilsKebab 3 Jul 2013 09:11:23 648 posts
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    As a guy with a significant amount of beardage adorning my face I can state with 100% accuracy that every one of those facts is true.
  • warlockuk 3 Jul 2013 09:13:28 19,163 posts
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    /strokes beard
    Yep. Beards are awesome.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Benno 3 Jul 2013 09:16:10 9,898 posts
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  • Psychotext 3 Jul 2013 10:38:25 54,187 posts
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    I've noticed that I seem to be much more approachable since the beard. I would have assumed the opposite.
  • mrpon 3 Jul 2013 10:44:52 28,909 posts
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    Is it one of effeminate looking ones?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Psychotext 3 Jul 2013 11:00:17 54,187 posts
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    Not at all, it's actually a lot like the one in the informative picture above.
  • mcmothercruncher 3 Jul 2013 11:00:23 7,069 posts
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    I just shaved mine after four glorious months. Fancied a change.

    I appear to be five years younger underneath :)
  • smoothpete 3 Jul 2013 11:03:36 31,507 posts
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    I had to get rid of mine as I now have alopecia areta barbae. Bits of my beard fucked off. I now have weird smooth patches. It's fucking rubbish, I hate it.
  • mcmothercruncher 3 Jul 2013 12:18:22 7,069 posts
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    ... hence the name?
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