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  • Deleted user 30 January 2012 13:37:31
    Fwiw (which isnt much) I grow facial hair everywhere that you "should" for a beard aside from just under my lower lip in two small areas. Thankfully it doesnt look quite as dickish as Beckham's... though I forgot to brush my hair today, so I'm pretending I'm "stylish" as it looks like the messed up crap he doubtless paid a fortune for.
  • rudedudejude 30 Jan 2012 13:41:05 2,159 posts
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    Who needs a beard when you can have a Beardo?
  • UnblestCarpet 31 Jan 2012 16:27:32 232 posts
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    Witch.King wrote:
    Fwiw (which isnt much) I grow facial hair everywhere that you "should" for a beard aside from just under my lower lip in two small areas. Thankfully it doesnt look quite as dickish as Beckham's... though I forgot to brush my hair today, so I'm pretending I'm "stylish" as it looks like the messed up crap he doubtless paid a fortune for.
    Yeah, that's normal. You must be new to beards.
  • Deleted user 31 January 2012 16:30:52
    UnblestCarpet wrote:
    Witch.King wrote:
    Fwiw (which isnt much) I grow facial hair everywhere that you "should" for a beard aside from just under my lower lip in two small areas. Thankfully it doesnt look quite as dickish as Beckham's... though I forgot to brush my hair today, so I'm pretending I'm "stylish" as it looks like the messed up crap he doubtless paid a fortune for.
    Yeah, that's normal. You must be new to beards.
    Well... I don't tend to look at other blokes beards or stubble and check them out if that's what you mean. I just know what my own stubble looks like.
  • MetalDog 31 Jan 2012 16:33:24 23,708 posts
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    The world needs more beards and moustaches.
    Come on men, sort it out!

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • UnblestCarpet 31 Jan 2012 16:34:33 232 posts
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    Witch.King wrote:
    UnblestCarpet wrote:
    Witch.King wrote:
    Fwiw (which isnt much) I grow facial hair everywhere that you "should" for a beard aside from just under my lower lip in two small areas. Thankfully it doesnt look quite as dickish as Beckham's... though I forgot to brush my hair today, so I'm pretending I'm "stylish" as it looks like the messed up crap he doubtless paid a fortune for.
    Yeah, that's normal. You must be new to beards.
    Well... I don't tend to look at other blokes beards or stubble and check them out if that's what you mean. I just know what my own stubble looks like.
    Yeah, because that would make you gay or something ...
  • Mr-Brett 31 Jan 2012 16:43:38 12,723 posts
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    rudedudejude wrote:
    Who needs a beard when you can have a Beardo?
    Amazing :)

    Portable view - Never forget.

  • UnblestCarpet 31 Jan 2012 21:03:41 232 posts
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    I have a lovely beard.
  • UnblestCarpet 31 Jan 2012 21:08:53 232 posts
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    Inspiration http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-type-chart/
  • Kostabi 31 Jan 2012 21:11:34 4,877 posts
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    I'm contemplating shaving my beard off but I'm worried it'll make me less of a man.

    Although the reason I'm thinking about it is due to female pressure so I've already traded in most of my man points.
  • ronuds 31 Jan 2012 21:13:49 21,788 posts
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    Witch.King wrote:
    UnblestCarpet wrote:
    Witch.King wrote:
    Fwiw (which isnt much) I grow facial hair everywhere that you "should" for a beard aside from just under my lower lip in two small areas. Thankfully it doesnt look quite as dickish as Beckham's... though I forgot to brush my hair today, so I'm pretending I'm "stylish" as it looks like the messed up crap he doubtless paid a fortune for.
    Yeah, that's normal. You must be new to beards.
    Well... I don't tend to look at other blokes beards or stubble and check them out if that's what you mean. I just know what my own stubble looks like.
    Do you look at the floor when you talk to people?
  • THFourteen 31 Jan 2012 21:18:16 32,871 posts
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    http://beardhead.com/beardheads.html
  • Retroid Moderator 31 Jan 2012 21:36:40 44,503 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    The world needs more beards and moustaches.
    Come on men, sort it out!
    I knew I always liked you! :{D>
  • Psychotext 29 Jan 2013 23:51:35 53,849 posts
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    Have been growing a proper beard (short boxed) for the first time and it doesn't look bad at all (apparently it makes me look friendlier). I have a couple of questions though...

    1: How long is long enough? I'm not looking to be Gandalf, but it should be more than just stubble. 8mm? 10mm? 14mm?

    2: Is there any way to soften the ends after trimming? My missus has very sensitive skin and she's not the greatest fan of it at the moment.
  • warlockuk 29 Jan 2013 23:56:36 19,134 posts
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    1) If you're measuring it in mm... it's too short.

    2) Don't trim until it gets to Taliban regulation

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • mrpon 29 Jan 2013 23:58:45 28,474 posts
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    Remember warlock measures everything in fists, beards, cavities etc..

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • warlockuk 30 Jan 2013 00:07:52 19,134 posts
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    Damn right!

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • elstoof 30 Jan 2013 00:09:31 6,630 posts
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    Find a picture of Craig David.

    Let it guide you the way.
  • evilashchris 30 Jan 2013 00:15:03 6,957 posts
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    Makeup brings out your inner beard I find.

    Twitter: @COToole

  • warlockuk 30 Jan 2013 00:23:02 19,134 posts
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    He was a chinny before he put that on.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • President_Weasel 30 Jan 2013 00:31:17 8,980 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Have been growing a proper beard (short boxed) for the first time and it doesn't look bad at all (apparently it makes me look friendlier). I have a couple of questions though...

    1: How long is long enough? I'm not looking to be Gandalf, but it should be more than just stubble. 8mm? 10mm? 14mm?

    2: Is there any way to soften the ends after trimming? My missus has very sensitive skin and she's not the greatest fan of it at the moment.
    Let it grow out a bit, when it's growing out from being cut with a razor all the hairs are the same length. It'll get softer.
  • Psychotext 30 Jan 2013 00:33:04 53,849 posts
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    So did you guys regularly trim yours as it was growing or did you just let it go mental and see where it took you?
  • warlockuk 30 Jan 2013 00:35:15 19,134 posts
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    Grow freeeeeee

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • mal 30 Jan 2013 00:47:42 22,339 posts
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    UnblestCarpet wrote:
    Inspiration http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-type-chart/
    Nice. Good to know I've been cultivating a beard with a proper name. All hail the Zappa :)

    Re trimming, I still see mine as an experiment. Basically if I'm going somewhere fancy I'll trim it to as short as 3mm, and other times I'll just trim it at the lip line and let the rest grow. I'm not going for a handlebar here (yet).

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • ecureuil 30 Jan 2013 01:20:49 76,525 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    So did you guys regularly trim yours as it was growing or did you just let it go mental and see where it took you?
    Just let it go.
  • Psychotext 30 Jan 2013 01:27:36 53,849 posts
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    Be at one with the straggle.
  • TopDrawer 30 Jan 2013 05:41:58 17 posts
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    I've got a decent little beard, always keep it relatively short though mainly because I think it gets a bit scruffy when its longer. Been attempting to grow a good beard essentially all my adult life and I do actually get beard compliments regularly enough.

    As strange as it sounds (or not in a beard positive thread) if someone has a beard I'm just inclined to like them more.

    A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

  • DUFFMAN5 30 Jan 2013 06:59:45 14,422 posts
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    Craig0702 wrote:
    I have a beard. It's awesome. Except it does that stupid thing of going ginger whenever it grows for more than a few days. Damn genetics.
    This except now I have a lot of white/grey in the mix as well!
    add to that my stubble is thick in some areas and not others I keep clean shaven or maybe 2/3 days of stubble before shaving.

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2013 17:36:48 53,849 posts
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    Am I supposed to start combing it at some point? It's starting to grow in all sorts of different directions. lol

    Maybe I should use some wax or something!
  • Mr-Brett 14 Feb 2013 17:38:36 12,723 posts
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    Braid it then commence pillaging.

    Portable view - Never forget.

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