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  • Deleted user 8 August 2010 22:53:06
    :{D>
  • trip919 8 Aug 2010 22:56:10 2,259 posts
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    Micro_Explosion. wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    Either have a proper beard or don't. A couple days of scruffyness isn't a beard. My beard is amazing and should be an example to all.

    Neck beards for tubby people aren't cool.

    They serve a purpose by hiding the multiple chins.
  • Deleted user 8 August 2010 22:56:43
    I can't grow any facial hair whatsoever and i'm 35 in 20 days time.
    Got it where it matters though, on top of me noggin.
    When I tell people, guys in general, I got called a lucky bastard.
  • JediMasterMalik 8 Aug 2010 22:57:29 11,826 posts
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    I have a thin full beard.
  • trip919 8 Aug 2010 23:00:24 2,259 posts
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    XrustynutsX wrote:
    I can't grow any facial hair whatsoever and i'm 35 in 20 days time.
    Got it where it matters though, on top of me noggin.
    When I tell people, guys in general, I got called a lucky bastard.

    I wouldn't of said this personally. I probably would rip you for being less than a man or something etc.....
  • Deleted user 8 August 2010 23:01:52
    Maybe it's a sign that you're really a woman.
  • Raiko101 8 Aug 2010 23:01:54 6,078 posts
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    My 3 day beard takes a full week to grow. :D

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  • Deleted user 8 August 2010 23:06:03
    Micro_Explosion. wrote:
    Maybe it's a sign that you're really a woman.
    Maybe it's a sign i've fucking evolved.
    Neanderthals.

    /runs
  • Ged42 8 Aug 2010 23:08:45 7,701 posts
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    UGGHHH

    /clubs XrustynutsX
  • trip919 8 Aug 2010 23:09:42 2,259 posts
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    XrustynutsX wrote:
    Micro_Explosion. wrote:
    Maybe it's a sign that you're really a woman.
    Maybe it's a sign i've fucking evolved.
    Neanderthals.

    /runs

    Into a ladyboy yes you have.
  • Deleted user 8 August 2010 23:13:08
    trip919 wrote:
    XrustynutsX wrote:
    Micro_Explosion. wrote:
    Maybe it's a sign that you're really a woman.
    Maybe it's a sign i've fucking evolved.
    Neanderthals.

    /runs

    Into a ladyboy yes you have.

    Jealous ner ner ner

    /runs faster
  • Dirtbox 9 Aug 2010 08:38:11 77,475 posts
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    Beards of love with guns.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Craig0702 9 Aug 2010 09:51:49 2,178 posts
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    I have a beard. It's awesome. Except it does that stupid thing of going ginger whenever it grows for more than a few days. Damn genetics.
  • Ciaran 9 Aug 2010 10:39:52 1,070 posts
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    Beards are awesome! :)
  • pinebear 9 Aug 2010 10:48:38 8,565 posts
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    Craig0702 wrote:
    I have a beard. It's awesome. Except it does that stupid thing of going ginger whenever it grows for more than a few days. Damn genetics.

    Unleash the celtic wrath.

  • BillMurray 9 Aug 2010 10:50:41 7,621 posts
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    Craig0702 wrote:
    I have a beard. It's awesome. Except it does that stupid thing of going ginger whenever it grows for more than a few days. Damn genetics.

    I have the same problem. I never go longer than a week without a trim because of this.
  • Craig0702 9 Aug 2010 11:06:40 2,178 posts
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    I should really have a trim tonight tbh, it's starting to go the way of the hobo. I think it's acceptable in the winter when it's cold but not in the summer.
  • Kostabi 29 Jan 2012 18:15:39 4,877 posts
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    That's not a manly beard, that's a preened ladyboy beard. Anything less than Canadian lumberjack or Arctic explorer beards aren't beards.

    Constantly shaving or trimming isn't going to make a difference btw, your beard will naturally thicken over time with the areas around the side of the mouth usually the last parts to 'flesh out'.

    If you want that look grow out your stubble for a week then trim it back to 1-2mm and tidy up the neckline.
  • mrpon 29 Jan 2012 18:17:08 28,463 posts
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    anthonypappa wrote:
    right, so how is this manly man's beard achieved? (called robert rock no less)

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/29/article-2093391-118253EC000005DC-769_468x448.jpg
    Don't shave for a couple of hours.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 29 Jan 2012 18:33:30 6,626 posts
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    This is probably what you need.
  • BillMurray 29 Jan 2012 19:05:11 7,621 posts
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    Yeah that fella just has a bit of stubble
  • monkehhh 29 Jan 2012 22:07:18 3,269 posts
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    I just haven't haven't shaved since November /fuckit
  • Deleted user 30 January 2012 10:42:01
    anthonypappa wrote:
    looks too clean to be just-grown stubble. he must have evened it out by trimming.

    if you keep trimming then surely your beard will flesh eventually out as you aren't shaving the last 1mm off... as opposed to growing a two-week hobo beard then trimming it, no?
    No it doesnt flesh out. I use one of those beard trimmers set to "1" and have done now for a couple of months. It looks the same as it it did when I started. You can increase to 2 or 3, but then you start getting lip overhang (which is a nuisance) and looking a bit scruffy.

    Had "designer stubble" as someone called it in an attempt to stop it sounding like they were just lazy, a few years back too and then I had it for some years and again it never thickens or changes.
  • Tom_Servo 30 Jan 2012 12:59:16 17,330 posts
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    Most men have gaps there (myself included), though not quite to that extent. He's probably used one of those... what are they called... ah yes, a razor.
  • DJCopa 30 Jan 2012 13:01:41 1,055 posts
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    Number 3 is his comb-over - In his LA Galaxy contract, they aren't allowed to film from certain angles when playing football. This is why he didn't move in the transfer window - PSG wouldn't agree to this and were looking at selling 'Beckham Bald Patches' to increase revenue. Beckham baulked at this fact, and remains in LA.
  • richarddavies 30 Jan 2012 13:29:04 2,581 posts
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    My facial hair is a sad site. I can grow on the chin and general neck area but then i'm really sparse at either side of my face going up to the side burns. I also have a little gap between the chin and bottom lip. I get beard envy everytime I see a man with a full face fashion piece.
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