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  • Deleted user 29 March 2007 20:25:31
    What is the worst joke you have ever heard? Just to get the ball rolling:

    Q. Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?
    A. Cos he is an x-boxer

    Q. What is ET short for?
    A. Cos he has small legs

    Anyone know worse?
  • Deleted user 29 March 2007 20:26:09
    How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One.
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 20:26:51 24,813 posts
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    prawnking wrote:
    What is the worst joke you have ever heard? Just to get the ball rolling:

    Q. Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?
    A. Cos he is an x-boxer

    Q. What is ET short for?
    A. Cos he has small legs
    They were pretty good!
  • RM2KMaster 29 Mar 2007 20:27:34 3,281 posts
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he wanted to.
  • matrim83 29 Mar 2007 20:28:08 5,523 posts
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    prawnking wrote:

    Q. Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?
    A. Cos he is an x-boxer
    GLOL. Not bad.

    Valar morghulis.

  • Deleted user 29 March 2007 20:29:00
    there is always the other

    Q. How do u get pickachu on a bus?
    A. Poke him on
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 20:30:06 24,813 posts
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    A fish meets another fish inside a tank. The fish asks, "how did you drive that thing in here?"
  • gamingdave 29 Mar 2007 20:31:23 3,814 posts
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    prawnking wrote:

    Q. What is ET short for?
    A. Cos he has small legs
    Thats a classic that is.
  • CosmicFuzz 29 Mar 2007 20:35:07 18,820 posts
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    Q. What's the proper term for a sex change operation?

    A. A strapadicktome
  • T.G. 29 Mar 2007 20:36:28 5,989 posts
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    Worst joke ever: So a rabbi, a priest and a salesman go into a bar and the rabbi says... No wait was it the salesman. Oh no, hang on, the salesman was welsh right and the rabbi was Irish. Oh fuck, gimme a second there, that doesn't make any sense. Aw fuck it, I forget...

    /tumbleweed
  • mr_steve100 29 Mar 2007 20:38:15 1,238 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One.
    This is actually funny because it's not.

    Anyway:

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • RevanEleven 29 Mar 2007 20:40:47 2,071 posts
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    'What do you call a fish with no eyes?'

    Fsh.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2007 20:40:56 14,540 posts
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    Why are camping holidays always so exciting?

    -Because all the action is in tents!!!
  • gamingdave 29 Mar 2007 20:42:35 3,814 posts
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    Whats grey and cant climb trees
    A car park

  • generica 29 Mar 2007 20:44:16 4,265 posts
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    Why did the bear screw up his face when he ate the clown?

    Because it tasted funny.

    ...
  • Spectral 29 Mar 2007 20:46:28 4,687 posts
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    two cows in a field. One goes moooo and the other says oi you bastard I was going to say that.

    Edited by Spectral at 20:47:10 29-03-2007
  • CosmicFuzz 29 Mar 2007 20:52:56 18,820 posts
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    What's a pirate's favorite appliance?
    The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 20:52:58 24,813 posts
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    Spectral wrote:
    two cows in a field. One goes moooo and the other says oi you bastard I was going to say that.
    :D
  • gamingdave 29 Mar 2007 20:54:28 3,814 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    What's a pirate's favorite appliance?
    The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
    I just nearly sprayed pizza all over my laptop. Brilliant
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 20:55:14 24,813 posts
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    Thread title needs to be changed to "pretty decent jokes".
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2007 20:57:02 14,540 posts
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    Pakistan are the only team to go to the world cup and come back with the ashes...

    /too soon?
  • Deleted user 29 March 2007 20:57:24
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Pakistan are the only team to go to the world cup and come back with the ashes...

    /too soon?
    ...
  • Inquisitor Moderator 29 Mar 2007 20:59:05 14,540 posts
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    Its a cricket joke.
  • Deleted user 29 March 2007 20:59:51
    I get it, it's just in bad taste.
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 21:01:53 24,813 posts
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    York's rule of what you can make jokes about:

    You can make jokes about anything provided it isn't Muslim.

    Easy!
  • NewYork 29 Mar 2007 21:03:33 24,813 posts
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    Whitey McCool wrote:
    Q: Why did the chicken stop?

    A: Because it was restricted!
    :o
  • Donny 29 Mar 2007 21:04:13 1,492 posts
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    Q. Why are pirates bad?

    A. Because they arrrr!

    /runs
  • Tunnbleweed 29 Mar 2007 21:08:29 150 posts
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