|Read that as keep stroking. Sorry prawn.|
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mrpon 29,587 posts
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nothing stops that
cheeky_prawnking wrote:You might be right.
nothing stops that
In the wonderful The World According To Garp, a severely injured gunner from an American WWII bomber compulsively masturbates using his little burned and bandaged hands.
I tried to find a quote of this, but instead I found some information for you to use if you ever get into the age-old argument of "How do paralysed quadriplegics sate their insatiable sexual urges?":
I'm going on memory fumes, but this what I remember: the article describes that about a quarter to one/third of male quadriplegics are able to have spontaneous erections (and in some cases have fathered children!). The difference compared to normal males was that it occurred much more quickly; this had something to with some autonomy with respect to the nerves responsible for sexual response (a la the response that occurs when you hit the area below your knee and get the jerk).
Wait, this is an even better post to quote:
I can get myself off by just thinking about it. I read about it somewhere and I tried it and eventually was able to train myself into it. It is much better with a steady pressure against that area, but I can still orgasm laying completely still and not touching myself. I am a female, if that makes a difference.
LionheartDJH 19,549 posts
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I think the lesson here is that if you want to have a healthy and happy relationship don't include the word 'king' in your username.
On a srs note sorry to hear it prawny
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pinebear 8,565 posts
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Close shave for you then, Lionheart!
JDub 1,290 posts
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Too late to resurrect this thread?
Humperfunk 2,503 posts
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Of course not my friend, what's on your mind?
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