The Official Drinking Hangover Recovery Thread Page 3

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  • Load_2.0 18 Apr 2009 12:03:39 19,669 posts
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    You need a warm cup of bubbling lard.
  • localnotail 18 Apr 2009 12:07:21 23,093 posts
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    nnngghh

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 18 April 2009 12:55:20
    Go to the pub, works for me.
  • Load_2.0 18 Apr 2009 12:56:40 19,669 posts
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    Maybe two in the rectum at the same time for the prostate. Really give your self a good clearout.
  • speedofthepuma 18 Apr 2009 13:02:03 13,320 posts
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    Or use both hands in the mouth and insert something else in the rectum.

    Whatever, Load's on the right track and you should attempt all he advises.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Dirtbox 18 Apr 2009 13:04:05 79,190 posts
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    A wank, a shit, a shower and a greasy fry up with all the trimmings.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Jeepers 18 Apr 2009 13:35:38 13,312 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    A wank, a shit, a shower and a greasy fry up with all the trimmings.

    All at the same time, if the hangover is really bad.
  • Deleted user 18 April 2009 13:46:19
    blizeH wrote:
    I really don't know what to do with myself, if I do the whole fingers down the back of the throat trick... does that usually make you feel better?

    Yeah, do this after every meal from now on.

    You'll feel fantastic.
  • Load_2.0 18 Apr 2009 13:50:12 19,669 posts
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    In the anus.

    Haha I just googled imaged "shot gun anus."

    Great stuff.
  • Physically_Insane 18 Apr 2009 13:53:32 9,246 posts
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    Drink a pint of beer. Seriously.
  • Syrette 18 Apr 2009 14:01:04 44,211 posts
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    Drink a pint of tequila. Seriously.

  • Deleted user 18 April 2009 14:03:26
    Drink a pint of bleach. Seriously.
  • Physically_Insane 18 Apr 2009 14:06:14 9,246 posts
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    I'm super cereal guys!
  • speedofthepuma 18 Apr 2009 20:31:48 13,320 posts
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    It's you, but decisive and go-getting.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • redlander 23 Apr 2009 07:04:01 1,039 posts
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    help me....
  • redlander 23 Apr 2009 07:55:28 1,039 posts
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    I need a hug.
  • Jeepers 23 Apr 2009 09:41:06 13,312 posts
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    /hugs

    I need a cup of tea. Gin is dangerously drinkable.
  • THFourteen 21 May 2009 08:57:49 34,468 posts
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    god damn it

    got in at 12.30 woke up at 5am... head hurts and belching garlic chilli lamb

    not feeling too good and supposed to be taking the missus out for dinner tonight :(
  • Gl3n Moderator 29 May 2009 14:40:46 5,953 posts
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    I woke up this morning with a stray cat on my lap and unusually puffy, achey hips.

    Result of 3 bottles of wine and 76 jazz cigarettes. My internal organs are IN PAIN.
  • dufftownallan 31 May 2009 09:01:10 4,725 posts
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    oh... dear...
  • TheStylishHobo 31 May 2009 10:27:21 3,185 posts
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    I need to do a good bit of self loving, it seems to help my hangovers, but there are people in the house... Not sure if it's worth the risk.
  • Wayne 31 May 2009 11:55:20 2,144 posts
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    Fuck. I'm in work. Messed up. Wrecked. A shambles. So tired. And it's so warm. And I pissed off the wife last night and I've work to do, and I feel awful. I hate alcohol so much. I just wanna keel over!
  • Jeepers 31 May 2009 12:08:08 13,312 posts
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    Wayne wrote:
    And I pissed off the wife last night ...

    Thread needs more details. DYFHUTA?
  • Wayne 31 May 2009 12:08:43 2,144 posts
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    I did nothing of the sort!
  • Jeepers 31 May 2009 12:12:51 13,312 posts
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    Wayne wrote:
    I did nothing of the sort!

    Oh.

    DYSHS?
  • Wayne 31 May 2009 12:17:20 2,144 posts
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    Jeepers wrote:
    Wayne wrote:
    I did nothing of the sort!

    Oh.

    DYSHS?

    Say what?
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