The Official Drinking Hangover Recovery Thread Page 12

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  • BillMurray 6 Jan 2013 13:04:09 7,916 posts
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    My bollock is safe. Actually found somewhere that delivers at this time of day.
  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 16:01:19 19,673 posts
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    I feel like Major Arnold Toht. Post face melting.
  • mcmonkeyplc 15 Feb 2013 16:05:58 39,570 posts
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    I had a really odd "hangover" symptom on Wednesday night. Went out to watch the football, only had 3 pints of Guiness.

    I woke up at about 3 am needing a piss, went to release the urine and whilst pissing became really dizzy and it became harder to piss until eventually I stopped. At this point I really need to lie down as I was about to collapse.

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • JuanKerr 15 Feb 2013 16:08:27 36,446 posts
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    AIDS.
  • mikew1985 15 Feb 2013 16:08:56 13,047 posts
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    Your impending unavoidable death
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 16:10:53 592 posts
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    @mcmonkeyplc


    was your piss sticky, red with a strong odour of iron? consult your doctor/next of kin.
  • mcmonkeyplc 15 Feb 2013 16:12:51 39,570 posts
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    Excellent!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 16:19:57 19,673 posts
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    Yeah so you should see a doctor, that probably has zero to do with the guiness.
  • imamazed 15 Feb 2013 16:25:34 5,964 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    AIDS.
    This
  • mcmonkeyplc 15 Feb 2013 16:28:07 39,570 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Yeah so you should see a doctor, that probably has zero to do with the guiness.
    If it happens again without any booze I'll go.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Load_2.0 15 Feb 2013 16:36:31 19,673 posts
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    Yeah they can work it at the autopsy.
  • Moot_Point 15 Feb 2013 16:37:54 4,625 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I had a really odd "hangover" symptom on Wednesday night. Went out to watch the football, only had 3 pints of Guiness.

    I woke up at about 3 am needing a piss, went to release the urine and whilst pissing became really dizzy and it became harder to piss until eventually I stopped. At this point I really need to lie down as I was about to collapse.

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
    Well that's spooky. I had a similar experience around the same time. I had not been drinking beforehand though.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • mcmonkeyplc 15 Feb 2013 16:41:20 39,570 posts
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    ALIENZ?!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Moot_Point 15 Feb 2013 18:04:45 4,625 posts
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    You'll be saying there is a radar dish in the moon next!

    I just thought how uncanny it was, is all.

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • PhoenixFlames 15 Feb 2013 20:22:24 9,233 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I had a really odd "hangover" symptom on Wednesday night. Went out to watch the football, only had 3 pints of Guiness.

    I woke up at about 3 am needing a piss, went to release the urine and whilst pissing became really dizzy and it became harder to piss until eventually I stopped. At this point I really need to lie down as I was about to collapse.

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
    I'm glad you put hangover in inverted commas. 3 pints, lol.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • mrpon 15 Feb 2013 20:25:50 29,587 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    I'm glad you put hangover in inverted commas. 3 pints, lol.
    Looks like we have real man here guys.

    Oh wait....

    Edited by mrpon at 20:53:53 15-02-2013

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mcmonkeyplc 15 Feb 2013 20:33:34 39,570 posts
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    Well I did put in ""! I was not expecting that from 3 fucking pints! Let's see what happens tomorrow.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 20:50:02 592 posts
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    cut him some slack Jack. he said hangover symptom, not an actual hangover.

    be kind to him in his final days
  • mcmonkeyplc 18 Mar 2013 13:42:52 39,570 posts
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    It seems I post in this thread once a month, had the worse hangover ever yesterday.

    Lasted the entire day and this morning.

    :(

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • opalw00t 22 Mar 2013 09:56:18 11,306 posts
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    fuck me

    oh god

    not a force for good

  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Mar 2013 10:14:08 39,570 posts
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    Be brave w00t. Be brave and comfort yourself safe in the knowledge that you'll never do that again.

    until next time

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • scott1987 22 Mar 2013 10:22:43 134 posts
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    We all drink knowing we are going to get hungover, and we all know how s**t a hangover is.

    So why do we keep doing it again and again???
  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Mar 2013 10:23:32 39,570 posts
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    For that one time you don't get a hangover and you win?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • L_Franko Moderator 22 Mar 2013 11:20:34 9,697 posts
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    scott1987 wrote:
    We all drink knowing we are going to get hungover, and we all know how s**t a hangover is.

    So why do we keep doing it again and again???
    Because at the time you may know you're going to feel horrible but you don't give a shit because you're already 3 pints down and starting to feel pretty damn fine.
  • opalw00t 22 Mar 2013 11:33:34 11,306 posts
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    In retrospect, the brandies after the jugs of San Miguel were a bad idea.

    Even more so as it was 3pm at the time.

    not a force for good

  • scott1987 22 Mar 2013 11:43:05 134 posts
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    Brandy and Whisky F me up big time, they wipe any hsitory of what may have happened the night before.

    You know its been a excelelnt night when you dont remember nothing from the night before.
  • BillMurray 29 Mar 2013 10:42:01 7,916 posts
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    Fucking hell. Bit rough.
  • Jono62 29 Mar 2013 10:56:01 14,367 posts
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    Me too! I always kid myself and say I'll only stay for a couple and end up being the last to leave after various shots and shorts. My liver hates me!
  • AccidentProne 29 Mar 2013 11:49:08 1,174 posts
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    Pub golf was a massive fucking mistake, this feels like a two day hangover...
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