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  • Spanky 5 Feb 2008 11:47:17 14,458 posts
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    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    Savoury pancakes are wrong. Itís a fact. Look it up.
    But we need dinner then dessert... savoury then sweet! What the hell am i meant to do, go straight to dessert like a jayky!

    Plubs

  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 11:47:57 36,204 posts
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    I've never actually eaten a Findus Cripsy Pancake. Kind of feels like my life is missing something ...
  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 11:49:48 70,676 posts
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    You're not. There were four basic flavours

    "Cat Food" mince flavour
    "Sheep puke" cheese flavour
    "Sheep puke with bits in" cheese and ham flavour
    and the near legendary "Fucking disgusting" curry flavour.

    They were an unholy alliance between filling, and denucleated breadcrumb substance unidentifiable and with no place on the periodic table. Yet the feckin' things were always served up at school dinner. I think Doris (our school dinner lady) was just a lazy cow and just bought this shit from the supermarket and heated it up slightly....
  • Spanky 5 Feb 2008 11:50:06 14,458 posts
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    I loved crispy pancakes, on a sandwich, hot curry wax with small squares of soft wooden chicken dribbling down my face! Phwoar!

    Plubs

  • Jeepers 5 Feb 2008 11:51:04 13,173 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    I've never actually eaten a Findus Cripsy Pancake. Kind of feels like my life is missing something ...

    We got those fed to us as children. They were rank, even to my 10-year-old's immature tastebuds. Hotter than Hell as well. Lost the roof of my mouth to those on many an occasion.

    If you were born in the 70s, you got fed a whole world of crap.

    /glares at Findus French Bread Pizzas.

    In fact, Findus can go right to Hell.
  • ScoutTech 5 Feb 2008 11:53:41 2,423 posts
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    NOSAVIOUR wrote:
    Anyone remember that mint song from Maid Marian (CBBC program from years ago). It was mint as fuck and to this day I still hum it on pancake day - sad git.

    It's pancake day
    Yes, it's pancake day
    Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
    Well, it's pancake day
    It's really pancake day
    Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day

    Now the Merry Men know about pancake making
    'cause pancake day is a regular fixture
    You take your frying pan, and some sugar and jam
    And get on down to make the mixture

    Well you take a dozen eggs, take a cup of milk
    And don't forget to add a little flour
    And then you beat it up with a wooden spoon
    And leave it to settle for just one hour

    'cause it's pancake day
    Yes, it's pancake day
    Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
    Well, it's pancake day
    It's crucial pancake day
    Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day

    But back in the village of Worksop
    Where the living ain't so funny
    They make their pancakes out of dirty old mud
    'cause they ain't got no flipping money

    Their smiles are wide, 'cause the tears they hide
    Even though their life is hell
    But the smiles start to fall, when the sheriff comes to call
    And he brings King John as well

    :)
  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 11:54:48 70,676 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    I loved crispy pancakes, on a sandwich, hot curry wax with small squares of soft wooden chicken dribbling down my face! Phwoar!

    I'd forgotten there was a chicken variety as well. Chicken spunk and mushroom fragments wrapped in a dayglo yellow breadcrumb testis.

  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 11:58:04 36,204 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    You're not. There were four basic flavours

    "Cat Food" mince flavour
    "Sheep puke" cheese flavour
    "Sheep puke with bits in" cheese and ham flavour
    and the near legendary "Fucking disgusting" curry flavour.

    They were an unholy alliance between filling, and denucleated breadcrumb substance unidentifiable and with no place on the periodic table. Yet the feckin' things were always served up at school dinner. I think Doris (our school dinner lady) was just a lazy cow and just bought this shit from the supermarket and heated it up slightly....

    I now really want to try one, purely out of morbid curiosity.
  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 11:59:20 36,204 posts
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    Welcome

    Here at Findus we are passionate about food and we understand that everybody needs something different from their freezer: Whether itís a complete meal solution, a tasty snack, something quick for tea, or an indulgent treat - whatever you require, you can reach into your freezer and find a delicious solution with Findus.
  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 11:59:21 21 posts
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    Findus Crispy Pancakes are wrong. Just like McDonaldís hamburgers. WRONG. Tasty but wrong.

    In terms of this discussion they should not be considered 'pancakes'. They are impostors.
  • Murbal 5 Feb 2008 12:02:21 21,941 posts
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    Squeeze of lemon, teaspoon of sugar. All you need.
  • Dougs 5 Feb 2008 12:03:11 66,722 posts
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    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business
  • Murbal 5 Feb 2008 12:04:02 21,941 posts
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    Murbal wrote last year:
    Lemon & sugar ftw, but the odd pancake with the little one's choccy buttons thrown in go down pretty well :-P

    Heh! I don't change. Actually, we've got some buttons in the fridge, I'm sure my daughter won't miss them...
  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 12:05:48 70,676 posts
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    Substitute them for doggy chocs and it's a win win situation PLUS your daughter will have a really glossy coat!
  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 12:06:06 21 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Squeeze of lemon, teaspoon of sugar. All you need.

    I agree.
  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 12:06:08 36,204 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    You would though, wouldn't you? It would be worth it just so you could shoot your load in her eye.
  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 12:08:08 21 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    I disagree. I would never shop at Iceland on principle.

    How those adverts are meant to attract custom I will never know.
  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 12:09:00 21 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    You would though, wouldn't you? It would be worth it just so you could shoot your load in her eye.

    I stand corrected.

    Donít forget to wipe on the curtains before leaving.
  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 12:12:15 36,204 posts
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    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    You would though, wouldn't you? It would be worth it just so you could shoot your load in her eye.

    I stand corrected.

    Donít forget to wipe on the curtains before leaving.

    Naturally (after initially 'cleaning up' on her pillow first).
  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 12:14:07 21 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    You would though, wouldn't you? It would be worth it just so you could shoot your load in her eye.

    I stand corrected.

    Donít forget to wipe on the curtains before leaving.

    Naturally (after initially 'cleaning up' on her pillow first).


    It would be rude not to.
  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 12:14:25 70,676 posts
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    Who's the other woman in the ads with her sometimes? Is it one of the Nolans?

    Imagine the pair of those big-titted greedy cows stalking you and clambering on top, one on your face and one on your todger.

    Eesh.

    I need a shower
  • BanjoMan 5 Feb 2008 12:14:55 13,730 posts
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    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    Savoury pancakes are wrong. Itís a fact. Look it up.
    Your username is woefully misleading.

    PSN: BanjoFett
    XBL: Banjo Fett

  • JuanKerr 5 Feb 2008 12:18:30 36,204 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Who's the other woman in the ads with her sometimes? Is it one of the Nolans?

    Imagine the pair of those big-titted greedy cows stalking you and clambering on top, one on your face and one on your todger.


    / wanks
  • Dougs 5 Feb 2008 12:19:19 66,722 posts
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    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    I disagree. I would never shop at Iceland on principle.

    How those adverts are meant to attract custom I will never know.

    No, no, I mean that Katona herself is keeping them in business. The filthy mare
  • BanjoMan 5 Feb 2008 12:20:33 13,730 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Master_of_Baking wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Kerry Katona is probably keeping Findus and ICeland in business

    I disagree. I would never shop at Iceland on principle.

    How those adverts are meant to attract custom I will never know.

    No, no, I mean that Katona herself is keeping them in business. The filthy mare
    She gets free chicken slurry pies and abbatoir floor-scraping curries.

    PSN: BanjoFett
    XBL: Banjo Fett

  • Master_of_Baking 5 Feb 2008 12:22:55 21 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:

    She gets free chicken slurry pies and abbatoir floor-scraping curries.

    Now that is a pancake topping.
  • MetalDog 5 Feb 2008 12:29:02 23,708 posts
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    Annnd another thread turns into drivel.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 12:31:08 70,676 posts
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    Well there's not really many options for a pancake based thread...
  • BanjoMan 5 Feb 2008 12:34:26 13,730 posts
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    Yes how disappointing. I expected intelligent, well-constructed discussion about pancakes, and here we are talking about Kerry Katona's tits.

    PSN: BanjoFett
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  • pjmaybe 5 Feb 2008 12:36:28 70,676 posts
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    And I guess I should hold my hand up and say "it's all my fault" for sparking up a conversation about the devil's own nadbad pancakes from Findus.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/55000/images/_59007_crispy300.jpg
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