The Top 10 Movie Drug Dealers

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  • Ali 16 Feb 2007 12:17:27 163 posts
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    10. Reese Feldman from Starsky & Hutch
    9. Rupert from The Rules of Attraction
    8. Youngblood Priest from Superfly
    7. Todd Gaines from Go
    6. Henry Hill from Goodfellas
    5. Jay from the View Askewniverse
    4. Clarence from True Romance
    3. George Jung from Blow
    2. Danny the Dealer from Withnail & I
    1. Tony Montana from Scarface

    Full list here

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    As is custom, someone will now post at least twelve better ones which I should have put in, and everyone will moan! Why not skip straight to the moaning!
  • Dougs 16 Feb 2007 12:19:50 68,548 posts
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    No Lance from Pulp Fiction? Disappointed.

    Oh wait, that wasn't what you wanted....or was it?! I just don't know
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:20:41 31,599 posts
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    O-Dog from Menace II Society springs to mind, I'll think of some others shortly
  • Pike 16 Feb 2007 12:22:23 13,447 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    O-Dog from Menace II Society springs to mind, I'll think of some others shortly

    Did he actually sell drugs? I just remember him shooting people. I can only recall the main character selling drugs.

    Also, what about Michael Corleone?

    Edited by Pike at 12:23:56 16-02-2007
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:24:20 31,599 posts
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    Pike wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    O-Dog from Menace II Society springs to mind, I'll think of some others shortly

    Did he actually sell drugs? I just remember him shooting people. I can only recall the main character selling drugs.
    Yeah he does, remember that crackhead who offers him cheeseburgers, then offers to suck his dick for crack? He shoots him too...
  • Ali 16 Feb 2007 12:24:35 163 posts
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    Lance was a pretty crap drug dealer. He should have put big labels on his drugs, would have saved a lot of bother. And he should probably remember where he keeps his little black fucking medical book (and his felt pen).
  • Dirtbox 16 Feb 2007 12:25:04 78,582 posts
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    You've missed two of the finest:

    Mickey Rourke in Spun.
    Jay in Clerks.

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  • caligari 16 Feb 2007 12:25:13 17,090 posts
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    Danny The Dealer should have been Number 1.

    That has ruined my day.
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:25:54 31,599 posts
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    Ray Liotta from Goodfellas, purely for that bit when he's been on the coke for a while, you hear him do a huge line then his face appears on screen looking utterly broken by drugs
  • Pike 16 Feb 2007 12:26:01 13,447 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    You've missed two of the finest:

    Mickey Rourke in Spun.
    Jay in Clerks.

    5. Jay from the View Askewniverse
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:26:14 31,599 posts
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    Post deleted at 12:26:24 16-02-2007
  • Load_2.0 16 Feb 2007 12:27:10 19,457 posts
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    Forget that. Thats the last time I accept blocks of hash of bus strangers.

    Edited by Load "$" at 12:29:17 16-02-2007
  • Pike 16 Feb 2007 12:27:49 13,447 posts
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    What about Daniel Graig in Layer Cake? I hear he's supposed to be pretty good in that one.
  • Dougs 16 Feb 2007 12:28:35 68,548 posts
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    Ali wrote:
    Lance was a pretty crap drug dealer. He should have put big labels on his drugs, would have saved a lot of bother. And he should probably remember where he keeps his little black fucking medical book (and his felt pen).

    Oh, admittedly he was a bit rubbish at his chosen profession, but he was entertaining.
  • Dirtbox 16 Feb 2007 12:28:48 78,582 posts
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    Pike wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    You've missed two of the finest:

    Mickey Rourke in Spun.
    Jay in Clerks.

    5. Jay from the View Askewniverse
    Fair enough. Still no meth dealing Rourke though.

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  • Deleted user 16 February 2007 12:29:47
    caligari wrote:
    Danny The Dealer should have been Number 1.

    That has ruined my day.
    +1

    So, time to start with the quotes then?

    I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 12:29:53 31,599 posts
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    Rory Breaker from Lock Stock?
  • Spanky 16 Feb 2007 12:32:54 14,536 posts
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    Ali wrote:
    4. Clarence from True Romance
    Drexl shirley?

    Plubs

  • LeoliansBro 16 Feb 2007 12:33:05 44,570 posts
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    Pike wrote:
    What about Daniel Craig in Layer Cake? I hear he's supposed to be pretty good in that one.

    Damn straight people, although Danny from Withnail & I would still beat him. That man's so wrecked, he hallucinates about piloting a starship in a galaxy far, far away...

    :)

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Ginger 16 Feb 2007 12:41:03 6,879 posts
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    David Jason (goldblum) in Deep Cover

    Awesome film, if a little dated

    London open taekwondo champion

  • El_MUERkO 16 Feb 2007 12:52:22 17,082 posts
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    Nino Brown from New Jack City, ooooo he bad!
  • Madder-Max 16 Feb 2007 12:58:05 11,661 posts
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    Souza from Scarface. he was obviously better than tony-fuckin-montana!

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • Spanky 16 Feb 2007 13:01:54 14,536 posts
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    That ugly big headed kid from Home and Away that was in star wars 5.

    "You-a wanna buy some death-fudge?"

    Plubs

  • Dirtbox 16 Feb 2007 13:03:09 78,582 posts
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    Should be top 10 junkies instead. Junkies are far cooler.

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  • magicpanda 16 Feb 2007 13:07:07 13,420 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    Danny The Dealer should have been Number 1.

    That has ruined my day.

    So true.

    Danny.

    "You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and Fuck Off while you're doing it."
  • Trowel 16 Feb 2007 13:09:54 17,930 posts
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    No sign of Gary Oldman in Leon??
  • billythekid 16 Feb 2007 13:15:07 11,223 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    No sign of Gary Oldman in Leon??

    I believe he was a policeman in that film. Not a particularly straight one, but a policeman none the less.
  • Spanky 16 Feb 2007 13:16:50 14,536 posts
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    I've got him in for Drexl in True Romance but not even a sniff of approval.

    Plubs

  • smoothpete 16 Feb 2007 13:17:17 31,599 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Trowel wrote:
    No sign of Gary Oldman in Leon??

    I believe he was a policeman in that film. Not a particularly straight one, but a policeman none the less.
    He was a drug dealer too, the reason he shoots Mathilda's family is because daddy had been stepping on the coke
  • billythekid 16 Feb 2007 13:20:17 11,223 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    billythekid wrote:
    Trowel wrote:
    No sign of Gary Oldman in Leon??

    I believe he was a policeman in that film. Not a particularly straight one, but a policeman none the less.
    He was a drug dealer too, the reason he shoots Mathilda's family is because daddy had been stepping on the coke

    Oh yeah!!! Forgot about that.
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