Legal trouble Is it self defence?

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  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 19:45:55 2,013 posts
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    Ok I'm in a lot of trouble with the law.

    So I was out on friday night in the pub, the George, and I was with these two girls and one of their boyfriends. We just did what we usually do and this other dude came up to us with two friends and starts picking on the boyfriend of my mate. One of his friends was the brother of a girl I hooked up with a few months back then left early in the morning which apparently really upset her.

    They started to beat on my friends boyfriend and threw him out of the pub. I followed to sort it out but when I get out there, all of them were standing there waiting for me, and the brother of the girl from a few months back hit me from behind.

    We got in to a pretty nasty brawl though I managed to hold my own against all four of them, but they got me to the ground and started choking me. I reached out for something and found a rock, so I hit him with it a few times.

    So can I be done for murder or is it self defence? When I got up they had all run off and the police had already come. They took me to the station and called my house. What really pisses me off is that it was a great night out when a couple of guys who were up to no good, startin makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
    I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suit case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

    Edited by DFective at 19:46:29 29-01-2007
  • phAge 29 Jan 2007 19:48:39 24,446 posts
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    Did you actually kill the bloke?
  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2007 19:49:51 3,514 posts
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    this is not right
  • MetalDog 29 Jan 2007 19:50:55 23,920 posts
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    If I said it was raining money, you two would be leaning out the window to catch it =)

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • ecu 29 Jan 2007 19:50:58 77,338 posts
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    Oh, it's the "let's tell a long and serious story, and then turn it in to the Fresh Prince theme tune"

    You know, stealing fads from GameFAQs isn't funny or clever.
  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2007 19:51:42 3,514 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    If I said it was raining money, you two would be leaning out the window to catch it =)


    speak for yourself pal

    that post is shite
  • nickthegun 29 Jan 2007 19:55:56 61,348 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    You know, stealing fads from GameFAQs isn't funny or clever.

    Bears repeating

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • generica 29 Jan 2007 19:55:57 4,273 posts
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    I had a fight with a guy once once, I dropped a sofa on him, it was a write-off, so I stood on his head.
  • phAge 29 Jan 2007 19:56:34 24,446 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    If I said it was raining money, you two would be leaning out the window to catch it =)
    /leaps out window
  • Lukus 29 Jan 2007 19:57:13 19,487 posts
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    For some reason I read "rock" as "fork". For a while I had a comedy image of someone poking a guy in the leg with a kitchen utensil.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Dirtbox 29 Jan 2007 19:58:07 79,216 posts
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    Death sentence.

    Suicide woul be cheaper for us tax payers though, so do the right thing.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Deleted user 29 January 2007 20:00:25
    nickthegun wrote:
    ecureuil wrote:
    You know, stealing fads from GameFAQs isn't funny or clever.

    Bears repeating

    Sorry about that. Drank too much coke today.
  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 20:01:44 2,013 posts
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    This will make 10 pages
  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 20:03:49 2,013 posts
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    Actually no I'm hoping for a lock.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2007 20:05:54
    IBTL!
  • Deleted user 29 January 2007 20:06:58
    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    IBTL!
  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 20:07:03 2,013 posts
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    Mapster wrote:
    DFective wrote:
    Actually no I'm hoping for a lock.

    You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you'll find, you get what you need!

    /rolls stones

    That is a great song. Why, I remember being but a young lad at my first job, hearing my boss playing some album with that song on. Brings back memories.

    Thank you.
  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2007 20:11:31 3,514 posts
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    This is the first thread I`ve come accross here that I hope gets locked
  • bauhaus 29 Jan 2007 20:13:00 3,514 posts
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    ok
  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 20:13:24 2,013 posts
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    Seriously can't you just lock it?

    I've never had a locked thread before.
  • Load_2.0 29 Jan 2007 20:19:09 19,678 posts
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    IBTL. Too.
  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Jan 2007 20:26:06 20,647 posts
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    Arg, that first post has scrambled my brain. I take it this is a new 'fad' writing half an interesting thread and then crapping all over everybody who's reading it by turning it into a joke?
  • Deleted user 29 January 2007 20:28:11
    Pirotic wrote:
    Arg, that first post has scrambled my brain. I take it this is a new 'fad' writing half an interesting thread and then crapping all over everybody who's reading it by turning it into a joke?

    "Interesting"? It was a bit more serious than that! :p
  • DFective 29 Jan 2007 20:28:31 2,013 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Arg, that first post has scrambled my brain. I take it this is a new 'fad' writing half an interesting thread and then crapping all over everybody who's reading it by turning it into a joke?

    I didn't see it like that

    :(

    I only intended to create laughter.
  • Deleted user 29 January 2007 20:29:11
    DFective wrote:
    Pirotic wrote:
    Arg, that first post has scrambled my brain. I take it this is a new 'fad' writing half an interesting thread and then crapping all over everybody who's reading it by turning it into a joke?

    I didn't see it like that

    :(

    I only intended to create laughter.

    But you created pain and misery.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.
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