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  • crashVoodoo 7 Dec 2012 12:06:02 3,908 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
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    'I could care less'.

    I can feel rage at myself for typing that
    Probably my number one pet hate. Every time I hear it in an American programme/film I irrationally rage at the TV.
    I know. It doesnt even make fucking sense. Not one bit.

    I remember replying to a comment on some tech blog and he/she just could not grasp it at all.

    I have to stop I can feel myself getting worked up again.

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  • Razz 7 Dec 2012 12:07:00 61,205 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Which, apparently, is something best done in batches of 3-7 at 6pm on a Friday.
    What kind of selfish prick does this?

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  • Megapocalypse 7 Dec 2012 12:08:01 5,424 posts
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    People who try to board trains/buses whilst people are still getting off. Wait you impatient cunts. And get out of my way.
  • Razz 7 Dec 2012 12:11:25 61,205 posts
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    I actually pushed someone out of the way by the face for doing that. Quite recently in fact, he looked pissed but didn't retaliate.

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  • jellyhead 7 Dec 2012 12:57:52 24,350 posts
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    If i can hear you breathing or noisily eating food then know that in my heart i despise you and want you gone from this planet.

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  • gman7714 7 Dec 2012 12:58:33 292 posts
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    Fuckwits that pull out of a turning causing everyone to have to slow down only for them to stop completely and fucking park up. Wait until the road is clear you fucking twats!!!!!!!!
  • Madder-Max 7 Dec 2012 13:18:20 11,650 posts
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    "First world problems"

    A lot of posts include this on here of late and I dunno, it makes me feel rage and not sure why.

    They are not problems but inconveniences.

    We will not be first world for long but second world as eastern countries over take us with obesity levels and workshyness

    Edited by Madder-Max at 13:20:21 07-12-2012

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  • quadfather 7 Dec 2012 13:24:47 12,145 posts
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    jellyhead wrote:
    If i can hear you breathing or noisily eating food then know that in my heart i despise you and want you gone from this planet.
    omg, yes. That's rage fuel right there

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  • RedSparrows 7 Dec 2012 13:35:06 22,722 posts
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    Madder-Max wrote:
    "First world problems"

    A lot of posts include this on here of late and I dunno, it makes me feel rage and not sure why.

    They are not problems but inconveniences.

    We will not be first world for long but second world as eastern countries over take us with obesity levels and workshyness
    That's the whole point of the saying. People recognise their 'problems' are 'minor inconveniences'.
  • oceanmotion 7 Dec 2012 13:41:33 15,951 posts
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    jellyhead wrote:
    If i can hear you breathing or noisily eating food then know that in my heart i despise you and want you gone from this planet.
    That really gets me more than ever now. Sure I'm not innocent myself sometimes though I'm aware around other people. Quietly whispers under breath, close your fucking mouth and stop breathing you cunt. Especially annoying in the cinema.

    People that look at you to see if your laughing at something. I think it's more a natural reaction in a group but when I don't find something that funny and they do, look over, sort of feel their look burning into you for a second. Feels weird.
  • Carbon_Altered 7 Dec 2012 13:44:55 675 posts
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    Probably been mentioned before, but people that inist on carrying massive golf umbrellas on the busy streets of a major city and block off most the pavement in the process

    GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY ARSE FACE

    Edited by Carbon_Altered at 13:45:07 07-12-2012
  • Deckard1 7 Dec 2012 13:48:41 27,983 posts
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    There's a big fat guy at work that actually goes "mmn umnn num num nom nom nom mmn num" when he's eating. Stuffing his fat fucking face with pizza. It's 11 in the morning you fat cunt, stop eating pizza you hideous greasy fuck! "mmn um nom nom nom ugmn mn".
  • Bremenacht 7 Dec 2012 16:40:42 18,275 posts
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    Seeing your old posts, complete with the spelling and grammar mistakes that you somehow couldn't see the first time.
  • localnotail 7 Dec 2012 23:56:23 23,093 posts
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    Thread is giving me a "Falling Down" vibe.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • thelzdking 8 Dec 2012 22:31:33 4,367 posts
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    "Did you see it on the tele?"
  • localnotail 8 Dec 2012 22:34:03 23,093 posts
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    Telly, Shirley?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mangojoe 8 Dec 2012 22:50:09 418 posts
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    When Football managers say 'Barclays' Premier league. Are they paid to say that?
  • elstoof 8 Dec 2012 22:51:56 7,354 posts
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    In a roundabout way, yes, to a degree.
  • crashVoodoo 10 Dec 2012 17:40:04 3,908 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    crashVoodoo wrote:
    'I could care less'.

    I can feel rage at myself for typing that
    Probably my number one pet hate. Every time I hear it in an American programme/film I irrationally rage at the TV.
    well done david

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  • ComradePete 11 Dec 2012 16:21:51 487 posts
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    Appliances that beep to let you know they've finished.

    My microwave beeps.
    My washing machine beeps.
    My tumble dryer beeps.

    Another beep and I shall destroy them all.
  • smoothpete 11 Dec 2012 16:27:55 31,512 posts
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    people who say "pacifically" when they mean to pronounce "specifically"
  • kalel 11 Dec 2012 16:28:59 87,687 posts
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    ComradePete wrote:
    Appliances that beep to let you know they've finished.

    My microwave beeps.
    My washing machine beeps.
    My tumble dryer beeps.

    Another beep and I shall destroy them all.
    My microwave beeps continuously until I open it when it's done. I hate it so much.
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 16:29:48 59,937 posts
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    Mine does too, the insistent little fucker.

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  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 17:23:21
    I hate it when someone starts a sentence with the word 'literally' , because it never is eg. 'literally my head exploded'! Obviously didn't you fucking tard otherwise you wouldn't be able to talk to me :/
  • Jeepers 11 Dec 2012 17:26:14 13,181 posts
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    My pet hate is this fucking cold.

    I just sneezed and expelled a gobstopper-sized glob of bright green snot onto my upper lip.

    I disgust me.
  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 17:30:34
    kalel wrote:
    ComradePete wrote:
    Appliances that beep to let you know they've finished.

    My microwave beeps.
    My washing machine beeps.
    My tumble dryer beeps.

    Another beep and I shall destroy them all.
    My microwave beeps continuously until I open it when it's done. I hate it so much.
    A lot of them are designed to beep every thirty seconds when it finishes so you can time the shitty microwave ready-snacks that have to "stand for x amount of time".

    Our dryer is crazy though, it doesn't beep, it just lets off an incredibly loud and bassy buzzer that you can feel more than you can hear it.
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 17:43:45 59,937 posts
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    meme wrote:

    A lot of them are designed to beep every thirty seconds when it finishes so you can time the shitty microwave ready-snacks that have to "stand for x amount of time".

    Great bit of trivia. How did you find that out?

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  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 17:44:58
    I honestly don't know. Just one of those things that I know from somewhere.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 11 Dec 2012 17:51:53 11,322 posts
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    @Dogme There's a great episode of Archer where they play with the difference between "Literally" and "Figuratively" the whole episode. Somewhere in season 3 I think...

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