@Goodfella Work with a woman like this - her updates are generally stuff like "went to shop with <insert kid name> bought some milk came home had some cereal", with no punctuation. DIE!
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monkehhh 2,608 posts
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Arrr9 244 posts
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Registered 4 years agoThat's part of the reason it's so reprehensible, years ago I thought it was done to save time but it doesn't. It's purely done to wind up tightly sprung sticklers for the English language. -
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Registered 4 years ago@monkehhh It's like a catalogue of abuse, saying nothing and not even saying it correctly. -
smugla 1,954 posts
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Registered 7 years agoAnyone driving while on a mobile something in me wants to kill them -
monkehhh 2,608 posts
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Registered 5 years agoTo be fair, I'm pretty sure she has some weird Disney sex fetishes but they never get a mention. Throw in some of those with a few commas and I'll be happy. -
Goodfella 2,223 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@monkehhh
Then you get the people who hurl abuse back saying something like dis is da fuckin internet not an english class u loser! -
fletch7100 4,946 posts
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Registered 2 years agoSaw something today, which I hope is not the start of Something new
Imagine someone walking through a busy town centre, texting on a phone not looking where they are going. Replace the phone with an IPad. One hand underneath iPad, it was even set on the rest for correct viewing angle. Other hand typing away
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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Registered 3 years agoTailgating.
Not cooking meat on the back of your station wagon, but driving FAR too close to the vehicle in front of you. Usually closer in the dark/wet.
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nickthegun 45,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIt’s a little known fact that actively trying to piss off another road user makes you more of a cunt than the person you are trying to ‘punish’---------------------------------------------------------
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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AcidSnake 6,692 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIf I tailgate it's because I want you to move out of the way...It's all narrow mountain roads here with very little space for overtaking safely...
I start tailgating if I know a part of the road is coming up where you can pull over easily...
Not in all cases of course, but if you're going half the limit and you're clogging up more than 5 or 6 cars I'm going to press you a bit...
Another pet hate is people who don't know the roads slow down to a crawl when they see a corner (and that's understandable) but then they turn into Speedy McFastLightning when they see a long straight stretch which is the only place we can possibly overtake in safety!...AcidSnake - He can't see your sig, avatar, images or vids and talks about himself in the third person because he's proper old-skool...UID 24017
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nickthegun 45,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSpot the person most likely to cause a crash by acting like a menopausal woman.---------------------------------------------------------
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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Registered 3 years agonickthegun wrote:
Bothered. Like I said, enjoy driving to work at 2mph, you fat, self-important cunt.
Spot the person most likely to cause a crash by acting like a menopausal woman.
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nickthegun 45,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI dont actually tailgate and i also really dislike it. What I dislike more is people who make the roads even more dangerous by driving like utter twats in retaliation.
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mrpon 24,463 posts
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Registered 7 years agoThought you rode a bike dog? -
nickthegun 45,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agonah. The saddle isnt very comfortable and they eat a shit load of pedrigree chum.---------------------------------------------------------
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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Registered 3 years agonickthegun wrote:
Slowing down is driving like a twat, eh?
I dont actually tailgate and i also really dislike it. What I dislike more is people who make the roads even more dangerous by driving like utter twats in retaliation.
Enjoy the vicious sack beating I hope you one day get as a result of your cuntishness!
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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Registered 3 years agomrpon wrote:
I do.
Thought you rode a bike dog?
That's what makes semi-educated fuckwits in 30 zones at 30mph hovering a foot off the back tyre so fucking irritating and dangerous. -
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AcidSnake 6,692 posts
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Registered 7 years agoHang on though, you mean there are people tailgating cyclists? Never seen that...Maybe some who are afraid of overtaking, but not tailgating surely?AcidSnake - He can't see your sig, avatar, images or vids and talks about himself in the third person because he's proper old-skool...UID 24017
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dogbot 2,271 posts
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Registered 3 years agoAverage. I'd probably fit in an average sack. -
nickthegun 45,310 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSo youre not actually driving like a twat, youre riding your bike like a twat and risking your life in the process? Golf clap for dogbot.
Although the ‘I was lying about tailgaters to join in with the conversation and look big’ scenario is more likely.
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Razz 58,183 posts
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Registered 11 years agoAs a cyclist I really hate the cyclists that think they own the road and that motorists have to make accomodations for them. We share the road you self important lycra clad cunts. Allow faster vechicles to pass you by cycling closer to the pavement (0.8-1.2M distance), or on narrow roads pull up to one side to allow traffic to pass, indicate before and (if possible) whilst you turn, understand that motorists can't see as much as the road as you can and have many blind spots, and for the love of GOD stop at red lights/zebra crossings and don't try and near miss/scare pedestrians just for crossing the road and not seeing you, we all do it sometimes.
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Goodfella 2,223 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWhat's up with those cyclists that try and balance on the spot/gradually move forward past the red light while waiting for the lights to change?
Just put your foot on the ground and wait ffs.
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Deckard1 19,224 posts
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Khanivor 38,878 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDripping toothpaste foam down the front of your shirt in the morning. -
Razz 58,183 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHehe! It usually gets near the crotch of my work trousers looking like sperm stains :/
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Steve_Perry 698 posts
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Registered 11 months ago@Razz. It pisses me off when you get two cyclists, and they ride parallel to each other, even when they know you want to overtake. One of them could easily drop back for a second while you overtake, but they sit there taking up all the road like a couple of proper cunts. This seems to happen a lot where I live lately.
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oceanmotion 13,402 posts
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Registered 10 years agoGoodfella wrote:
That can look stupid and pointless. If I think the lights are about to change from red, I generally slow down just before, and have no need to do that or if the queue of traffic starts to move as the light goes green, I tend to do that balance on the spot so I can move at the same rate. They must have something against unclipping, like their life depends on it.
What's up with those cyclists that try and balance on the spot/gradually move forward past the red light while waiting for the lights to change?
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Yeah, I've noticed it's the guys with the pedal shoe thingies that tend to do this a lot. I tried it once and promptly tipped over into another (rather unamused) cyclist lol.
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