What are your pet hates? Page 25

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  • monkehhh 22 Oct 2012 19:09:00 3,360 posts
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    @Goodfella Work with a woman like this - her updates are generally stuff like "went to shop with bought some milk came home had some cereal", with no punctuation. DIE!
  • Arrr9 22 Oct 2012 19:11:56 419 posts
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    That's part of the reason it's so reprehensible, years ago I thought it was done to save time but it doesn't. It's purely done to wind up tightly sprung sticklers for the English language.
  • Arrr9 22 Oct 2012 19:13:39 419 posts
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    @monkehhh It's like a catalogue of abuse, saying nothing and not even saying it correctly.
  • smugla 22 Oct 2012 19:15:15 2,091 posts
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    Anyone driving while on a mobile something in me wants to kill them
  • monkehhh 22 Oct 2012 19:16:15 3,360 posts
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    To be fair, I'm pretty sure she has some weird Disney sex fetishes but they never get a mention. Throw in some of those with a few commas and I'll be happy.
  • fletch7100 22 Oct 2012 19:23:33 7,331 posts
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    Saw something today, which I hope is not the start of Something new

    Imagine someone walking through a busy town centre, texting on a phone not looking where they are going. Replace the phone with an IPad. One hand underneath iPad, it was even set on the rest for correct viewing angle. Other hand typing away


    Also local town has poster up saying Stars Wars Old republic released on 11/12/11. Change the fucking poster
  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 10:44:14 2,276 posts
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    Tailgating.

    Not cooking meat on the back of your station wagon, but driving FAR too close to the vehicle in front of you. Usually closer in the dark/wet.

    I hope you like going at walking pace for as long as I'm in front of you.
  • nickthegun 23 Oct 2012 11:20:47 60,159 posts
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    It’s a little known fact that actively trying to piss off another road user makes you more of a cunt than the person you are trying to ‘punish’

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  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 11:26:12 2,276 posts
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    Spot the tailgater.
  • AcidSnake 23 Oct 2012 11:32:55 7,282 posts
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    If I tailgate it's because I want you to move out of the way...It's all narrow mountain roads here with very little space for overtaking safely...
    I start tailgating if I know a part of the road is coming up where you can pull over easily...

    Not in all cases of course, but if you're going half the limit and you're clogging up more than 5 or 6 cars I'm going to press you a bit...

    Another pet hate is people who don't know the roads slow down to a crawl when they see a corner (and that's understandable) but then they turn into Speedy McFastLightning when they see a long straight stretch which is the only place we can possibly overtake in safety!...

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  • nickthegun 23 Oct 2012 11:34:18 60,159 posts
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    Spot the person most likely to cause a crash by acting like a menopausal woman.

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  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 11:39:18 2,276 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Spot the person most likely to cause a crash by acting like a menopausal woman.
    Bothered. Like I said, enjoy driving to work at 2mph, you fat, self-important cunt. :D

    Edited by dogbot at 11:39:33 23-10-2012
  • nickthegun 23 Oct 2012 11:42:37 60,159 posts
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    I dont actually tailgate and i also really dislike it. What I dislike more is people who make the roads even more dangerous by driving like utter twats in retaliation.

    Enjoy the vicious sack beating I hope you one day get as a result of your cuntishness!

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  • mrpon 23 Oct 2012 11:44:44 29,003 posts
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    Thought you rode a bike dog?

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 23 Oct 2012 11:47:54 60,159 posts
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    nah. The saddle isnt very comfortable and they eat a shit load of pedrigree chum.

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  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 11:49:06 2,276 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I dont actually tailgate and i also really dislike it. What I dislike more is people who make the roads even more dangerous by driving like utter twats in retaliation.

    Enjoy the vicious sack beating I hope you one day get as a result of your cuntishness!
    Slowing down is driving like a twat, eh?

    Nice internet fantasy, though. Very grown up of you, fatso.
  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 11:50:55 2,276 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Thought you rode a bike dog?
    I do.

    That's what makes semi-educated fuckwits in 30 zones at 30mph hovering a foot off the back tyre so fucking irritating and dangerous.
  • Deckard1 23 Oct 2012 11:52:25 28,262 posts
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    Are you really short dogbot?
  • AcidSnake 23 Oct 2012 11:53:24 7,282 posts
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    Hang on though, you mean there are people tailgating cyclists? Never seen that...Maybe some who are afraid of overtaking, but not tailgating surely?

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  • dogbot 23 Oct 2012 11:55:20 2,276 posts
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    Average. I'd probably fit in an average sack.
  • nickthegun 23 Oct 2012 12:00:45 60,159 posts
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    So youre not actually driving like a twat, youre riding your bike like a twat and risking your life in the process? Golf clap for dogbot.

    Although the ‘I was lying about tailgaters to join in with the conversation and look big’ scenario is more likely.

    Tailgating a bike, honestly…

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  • Razz 23 Oct 2012 12:10:06 61,288 posts
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    As a cyclist I really hate the cyclists that think they own the road and that motorists have to make accomodations for them. We share the road you self important lycra clad cunts. Allow faster vechicles to pass you by cycling closer to the pavement (0.8-1.2M distance), or on narrow roads pull up to one side to allow traffic to pass, indicate before and (if possible) whilst you turn, understand that motorists can't see as much as the road as you can and have many blind spots, and for the love of GOD stop at red lights/zebra crossings and don't try and near miss/scare pedestrians just for crossing the road and not seeing you, we all do it sometimes.

    Edited by Razz at 12:11:25 23-10-2012

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  • Deckard1 23 Oct 2012 12:20:05 28,262 posts
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    I hate it when people name themselves after pizzas.
  • Khanivor 23 Oct 2012 12:30:02 40,860 posts
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    Dripping toothpaste foam down the front of your shirt in the morning.
  • Razz 23 Oct 2012 12:32:04 61,288 posts
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    Hehe! It usually gets near the crotch of my work trousers looking like sperm stains :/

    Hmmm... This is possibly why no one sits next to me on the tube

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  • Steve_Perry 23 Oct 2012 12:32:53 4,335 posts
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    @Razz. It pisses me off when you get two cyclists, and they ride parallel to each other, even when they know you want to overtake. One of them could easily drop back for a second while you overtake, but they sit there taking up all the road like a couple of proper cunts. This seems to happen a lot where I live lately.

    F'in Olympics.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • oceanmotion 23 Oct 2012 12:38:15 15,976 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    What's up with those cyclists that try and balance on the spot/gradually move forward past the red light while waiting for the lights to change?

    Just put your foot on the ground and wait ffs.
    That can look stupid and pointless. If I think the lights are about to change from red, I generally slow down just before, and have no need to do that or if the queue of traffic starts to move as the light goes green, I tend to do that balance on the spot so I can move at the same rate. They must have something against unclipping, like their life depends on it.
  • Razz 23 Oct 2012 12:44:43 61,288 posts
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    Yeah, I've noticed it's the guys with the pedal shoe thingies that tend to do this a lot. I tried it once and promptly tipped over into another (rather unamused) cyclist lol.

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