Who would you like to punch in the face? Page 27

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  • localnotail 23 May 2012 13:59:40 23,093 posts
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    Gartt wrote:
    id like to punch the armed cunts who robbbed our shop whilst I was working last night, a hammer to the testicles wouldnt go amiss either.
    Shit :( Any chance they'll be caught? (i.e. cctv etc)

    Edited by localnotail at 14:01:43 23-05-2012

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 23 May 2012 14:00:40 25,414 posts
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    I'd like to fist you nick.

    Called it

  • Gartt 23 May 2012 14:03:38 1,688 posts
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    Doubtful, non-descript hoodies, masks and gloves.
  • localnotail 23 May 2012 14:04:36 23,093 posts
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    Bollocks :(

    samvega wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    I'd like to punch the sun for being too hot. Damn you Sol. Damn you to hell.
    Stop moaning fatty, this is the ideal temperature. I wish it would stay like this all year round.
    Screw you guys, it's too hot for me in my current condition. Even with the windows open. If I move about, I get really dizzy and feel sick :(

    Oh well, only 10 more days left at work before I get to sit around at home for a month eating icecream and playing minecraft with a fan on and my feet in a bowl of cold water.

    Edited by localnotail at 14:08:13 23-05-2012

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mrpon 23 May 2012 14:05:40 27,646 posts
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    Yeah stay out of the heat lo, don't want a boil in the bag baby!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • boo 23 May 2012 15:56:41 11,604 posts
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    Richard Bacon

    I've said it before, but I just like to pop into the thread now and again and repeat it.

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • Fozzie_bear 23 May 2012 15:59:07 15,314 posts
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    TRUTH wrote:
    Tony Blair for making millions for murdering. Crime does pay for some!
    What?

    When the hell did this happen? Why hasn't it been on the news? Sounds like quite a big story.

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • tombo 23 May 2012 16:10:52 2,079 posts
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    will.i.am.

    Yes.I.Would.
  • warlockuk 23 May 2012 16:13:57 19,102 posts
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    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    Statler and Waldorf

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • geeza2020 23 May 2012 16:20:25 1,857 posts
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    Pretty much everyone I currently work with.
  • PazJohnMitch 23 May 2012 16:29:54 7,271 posts
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    Jason Manford.
  • glaeken 23 May 2012 16:37:54 10,977 posts
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    Kelvin Mackenzie
    James Whale
    Jon Gaunt
    Andrew Pierce

    Any professional small minded voice for hire twat.
  • onestepfromlost 23 May 2012 17:25:47 1,966 posts
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    pretty much everyone, me and my mate in work often wonder how far we could get before someone stopped us, moving through the crowd in work punching every person and moving on to the next almost arkham asylum combo style.
  • dutchspeededup 23 May 2012 17:30:07 4,368 posts
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    Richard Hammond.

    I'd punch him reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal good.
  • thelzdking 23 May 2012 17:32:44 3,962 posts
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    Jacob Rees-Mogg.
  • jonsaan 23 May 2012 19:48:29 25,253 posts
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    The corporate world. Instead I have to suck its fetid cock every single day.

    FCUTA!

  • Luckyjim 24 May 2012 00:45:00 2,832 posts
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    Jack Whitehall.

    That is all.
  • spamdangled 24 May 2012 00:53:28 27,197 posts
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    Robert Peston.

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Lukus 24 May 2012 02:14:48 18,955 posts
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    The Dalai Lama. Just to see his reaction.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • JBlokeUK 24 May 2012 03:56:48 2,309 posts
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    Most premier league footballers, although it wouldn't take a hard punch in the face to see them tumble to the ground.

    I like it when he's angry.

  • Blakester 24 May 2012 06:11:44 3,348 posts
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    Myself, two or three times.

    For showing a total lack of discipline last night and getting on the sauce in Copenhagen in full knowledge that I have a day of meetings planned today.

    Copious amounts of Danish beer + 3.5 hours sleep is not the best preparation for critical budget discussions.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • Deleted user 24 May 2012 07:41:24
    Kermit.
  • TFM_Excalibur 24 May 2012 09:01:40 985 posts
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    my old boss.

    total cunt.
  • The_Iron_Man666 24 May 2012 12:39:52 85 posts
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    Ashton Kutcher
    The guy who wrote Battleship
    Everyone at EA
    Louie Walsh
    Kim Jong IL
    50 cent
    The inventor of the online pass
    The guy who created SOPA
    Walt Disney
    The people at DICE
    The people at Crytek
    Viacom
    (Movie) Mark Zuckerburg
    The guy who wrote the simpsons season finale for 23
    The jackasses who play loud music out of their cars
    The people behind those annoying anti-piracy ads

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  • LeoliansBro 24 May 2012 12:42:52 41,866 posts
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    Corpse puncher.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • The_Iron_Man666 24 May 2012 12:43:09 85 posts
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    Oh, and The Tweenies
    Michael mcIntyre
    Daniel Craig
    Bruno Mars
    Blink 182

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    The_Iron_Man666
  • thelzdking 24 May 2012 13:06:14 3,962 posts
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    Jack White
    Plan B
    Bruno Mars
    Metallica
    Bernie Ecclestone
    The Libertines
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