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  • Toonster 20 Oct 2006 20:07:56 6,845 posts
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    Had a strange one last night.

    Some bullies at my school were threatening to literally crucify me. I tried to stay clear of them but eventually, my friend betrayed me and held me in captivity until the crucifixion began. Luckily, I was saved by a talking Jack Russel (or a cat) who was having an affair with my dog. I escaped the clutches of my ex-friend. Then the Jack Russel (or cat) and I tried to discuss a way to thwart the evil bullies. So the bullies came to my house and when I saw them, I went into the bathroom and locked the door. Then I woke up.

    o_O

    Might seem a silly idea for a thread but seeing as I forget about 95% of my dreams, it's a good place to keep them, so I might post on this thread regularly.

    I wish I had more lucid dreams (the ones where you realize you're actually dreaming)

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  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:12:59 20,648 posts
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    I've had messed up dreams ever since an accident as a child.

    Last night I dreamt some nerds built a computer to run government, by saying all its calculations could be seen by any one, it could put the peoples interests first and everybody could see exactly how it made all its decisions.

    It took off, England got one and it become a virtual prime minister, then the US got one, then France and so forth.

    Eventually countries made treatys to join them together, so eventually all the european countries were ran by this one super computer, and then eventually the whole western world.

    Anyway, the computer predicted that the human race would eventually destroy itself and decides to take some action - it stops all benefits for unemployed, healthcare for the terminally ill and retarded and so forth, eventually all the humans protest and try to destroy it, only it's predicted it and tons of friggin robots come out and kill a whole lot of people (and for some reason big sharp sheets of glass kept coming out of the ground and chopping people up). Was a bit of a world war III.

    Anyway, eventually the computer won, but stopped before it killed everybody. It divided them up into three groups, the most physically strong, the smartest, and the most average, each group of people got moved to their own islands and never saw each.

    Annnnnyway, my brain started to give up thinking up a good plot at this point, it turns out the computer was using selected breeding to make the country of strong people stronger, and the smart people super smart. the supersmart people had an amazing floating city and they all floated about, they developed a sweet laser gun. alas. all the strong people wanted one so they invaded the island and killed them all (they were like 20 foot high mutants by this point).

    was very weird.

    do i win :D

    Edited by Pirotic at 20:14:17 20-10-2006
  • haowan 20 Oct 2006 20:13:36 7,384 posts
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    York
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    Pirotic gets the best dream ever award!
  • Toonster 20 Oct 2006 20:16:38 6,845 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    do i win :D
    O_O

    The dream had a plot but I still didn't understand it. I'm gobsmacked.

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  • brains 20 Oct 2006 20:16:39 491 posts
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    I had a dream that I was eating this giant marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow had gone!

    Guffaw etc.
  • generica 20 Oct 2006 20:16:53 4,273 posts
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    I keep on having realistic dreams which I only vaguely remember so I find it hard to distinguish between them and memories. They are so influenced by things in my life which adds to the confusion.
  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:17:25 20,648 posts
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    I had an even better one afterwards, I was in the mob..

    and i was 2 inchs tall!

    I sneaked into banks and stole all the money one coin at a time, for some reason I was dating a full size blonde and drove around in a miniture fiat. I had a gangster hat and everything.
  • Deleted user 20 October 2006 20:18:30
    Pirotic wrote:
    I had an even better one afterwards, I was in the mob..

    and i was 2 inchs tall!

    I sneaked into banks and stole all the money one coin at a time, for some reason I was dating a full size blonde and drove around in a miniture fiat. I had a gangster hat and everything.

    Haven't you posted that before?

    Or did I dream it?

    /head explodes at the mere thought
  • deem 20 Oct 2006 20:18:38 31,641 posts
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  • brains 20 Oct 2006 20:19:22 491 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    I had an even better one afterwards, I was in the mob..

    and i was 2 inchs tall!

    I sneaked into banks and stole all the money one coin at a time, for some reason I was dating a full size blonde and drove around in a miniture fiat. I had a gangster hat and everything.

    That's a Hollywood blockbuster right there!
  • Toonster 20 Oct 2006 20:21:49 6,845 posts
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    brains wrote:
    Pirotic wrote:
    I had an even better one afterwards, I was in the mob..

    and i was 2 inchs tall!

    I sneaked into banks and stole all the money one coin at a time, for some reason I was dating a full size blonde and drove around in a miniture fiat. I had a gangster hat and everything.

    That's a Hollywood blockbuster right there!
    You think they haven't tried it, already?

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  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:22:43 20,648 posts
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    Oh it got better, I wanted out - I wanted to settle down with the woman 100 times taller than me, but the mob wouldn't let me. They said I had to do one last job and rob this bank. Anyway, I robbed it, put all the money in my 5 inch high fiat and made a runner for some far away island with mrs.blonde. Car chases and everything.

    I think it even had a comedy rat side-kick at some point.
  • generica 20 Oct 2006 20:24:23 4,273 posts
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    deem wrote:
    generica wrote:
    They are so influenced by things in my life which adds to the confusion.

    That doesn't make sense.

    Of course it does. My dreams are realistic and have influences from situations which have taken place in my life as opposed to unrealistic surreal dreams which have nothing to do with my life (like Pirotic as far as I can tell :p). Shut up deem.
  • ilmaestro 20 Oct 2006 20:24:49 32,465 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    I had an even better one afterwards, I was in the mob..

    and i was 2 inchs tall!
    You've seen the first volume or episode of Hitman Reborn?

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  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:25:51 20,648 posts
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    nope. was he 2 inchs tall?
  • deem 20 Oct 2006 20:26:39 31,641 posts
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  • haowan 20 Oct 2006 20:29:38 7,384 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Oh it got better, I wanted out - I wanted to settle down with the woman 100 times taller than me, but the mob wouldn't let me. They said I had to do one last job and rob this bank. Anyway, I robbed it, put all the money in my 5 inch high fiat and made a runner for some far away island with mrs.blonde. Car chases and everything.

    I think it even had a comedy rat side-kick at some point.

    Piss funny! I wish I was you, I rarely remember my dreams and the ones I do are shitty
  • generica 20 Oct 2006 20:29:59 4,273 posts
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    The so simply adds emphasis. Regardless, it is worse being a pendant and even worse being a dickhead.
  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:31:33 20,648 posts
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    I always remember my dreams for some reason, I used to jot them down. I figured I could sell most of them to whoever writes Adam Sandlers scripts, but never got around to doing it.
  • deem 20 Oct 2006 20:31:54 31,641 posts
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  • jozz 20 Oct 2006 20:33:02 4,871 posts
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    I had sort of cool one a while back-

    Started out walking into a sci-fi-esque hanger with a handful of sticks fastened with various shaped metal arrow heads, for some reason. I round a corner and discover that it's actually an open air hanger, looking over an expanse of green fields and blue skies. I was tasked with escorting her and her into one of the ships and loading it up with these arrow things, again, for some reason. Got inside the ship and see two handles, one either side and two foot pedals. I manage to take off and I'm flying. It felt so real and was a great laugh.

    Then I crash and everything goes black. Can't move and all I can hear is someone crying behind me. Then I wake up :S
  • ilmaestro 20 Oct 2006 20:34:04 32,465 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    nope. was he 2 inchs tall?
    Well, not quite that short, but he is a midget mafia hitman. With the hat.

    4235

  • Deleted user 20 October 2006 20:36:02
    ilmaestro wrote:
    Pirotic wrote:
    nope. was he 2 inchs tall?
    Well, not quite that short, but he is a midget mafia hitman. With the hat.

    :D
  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:36:54 20,648 posts
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    Hehe, sounds like a good cheat for the next Agent 47 game.

    DeathGibbon: that's a bit like what I dreamt, only I had more stubble, and a limp.

    Edited by Pirotic at 20:37:23 20-10-2006
  • ilmaestro 20 Oct 2006 20:40:25 32,465 posts
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    Reborn just has an odd high-pitched voice. Shame.

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  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:42:54 20,648 posts
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    If they made a movie of my dream, I'd want Bruce Willis to play me, Rob Sneider to play the rat side-kick, and erm.. Scarlet Johanson as the leggy blonde.

    Anybody have a few million to put into the production fund?

    Edited by Pirotic at 20:42:56 20-10-2006
  • ilmaestro 20 Oct 2006 20:44:28 32,465 posts
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    Only if I get all the perks with Scarlett.

    4235

  • Pirotic Moderator 20 Oct 2006 20:45:28 20,648 posts
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    well, the camera will be about 1 inch off the ground, so any speaking parts she gets will get a lovely up-skirt shot for you. plump up an extra million and i'll see if I can get knickers removed from the contract
  • ilmaestro 20 Oct 2006 20:46:17 32,465 posts
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    lol, I hadn't though it through quite that far! Brilliant.

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