Spice Girl has sex with Donkey and gets pregnant...

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  • pjmaybe 18 Oct 2006 10:31:29 70,676 posts
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    You just couldn't make this shit up. Mel B gets knocked up by Eddie Murphy....

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  • mouse Moderator 18 Oct 2006 10:32:10 10,312 posts
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    I demand proof!
  • phAge 18 Oct 2006 10:32:15 24,280 posts
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    Without pics etc.
  • deem 18 Oct 2006 10:32:39 31,641 posts
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  • York 18 Oct 2006 10:35:22 8,667 posts
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    He's straight?
  • pjmaybe 18 Oct 2006 10:36:26 70,676 posts
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    Didn't know they were married...

    Ahh it's twins too. Eep. Dirty little donkey!

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  • Machiavel 18 Oct 2006 10:38:54 5,964 posts
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    We're in Alan Partridge/Courtney Love territory here...
  • Huntcjna 18 Oct 2006 10:39:01 13,870 posts
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    link?

    Oh and are we referring to the length of Mr Murphys dong, his character in Shrek or both? :D
  • yupyup 18 Oct 2006 10:45:06 3,669 posts
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    This is one those things that forces you to question how, when, wait but, her WHAT?

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  • pjmaybe 18 Oct 2006 10:46:50 70,676 posts
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    Huntcjna wrote:
    link?

    Oh and are we referring to the length of Mr Murphys dong, his character in Shrek or both? :D

    The most reliable internet source, evaaaahhh

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  • Deleted user 18 October 2006 10:47:48
    They're welcome to each other. It's so unfortunate though that they will produce the spawn of satan.

    God, I can't even begin to imagine how friggin annoying Mel B would be to even be in the same room as. That woman no longer has a single redeeming feature.

    Similar sentiments go out to Eddie Murphy.
  • Deleted user 18 October 2006 10:51:39
    pjmaybe wrote:
    Huntcjna wrote:
    link?

    Oh and are we referring to the length of Mr Murphys dong, his character in Shrek or both? :D

    The most reliable internet source, evaaaahhh

    Peej

    Daily Record is the biggest pile of shite newspaper ever created.

    I hope this is true though

    /rofl
  • York 18 Oct 2006 10:55:20 8,667 posts
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    FeZZ wrote:
    God, my father is a hairdresser.
    There, there.
  • pjmaybe 18 Oct 2006 10:55:28 70,676 posts
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    You didn't expect me to link the Times article on it did you?

    "Famous singer bouyant about baby news"


    Where's the newsworthiness in that?

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  • Murbal 18 Oct 2006 10:56:29 21,547 posts
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    Wasn't she gay?
  • yupyup 18 Oct 2006 11:02:05 3,669 posts
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    Potentially gay, large haired, washed up solo artist, formerly of successful girl group gets knocked up by former allegedly humourous actor.

    A film starring Murphy and soundtrack by Mel B documenting this is expected later in the year.

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  • York 18 Oct 2006 13:12:13 8,667 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Wasn't she gay?
    Isn't he gay?

    Looking past all the fake relationships and sham children he's had, of course. :)
  • York 18 Oct 2006 13:12:18 8,667 posts
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  • Deleted user 18 October 2006 13:14:13
    Murbal wrote:
    Wasn't she gay?
    Wasn't that the other Mel?
  • DFective 18 Oct 2006 13:15:24 2,013 posts
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    "People have heard she is about four months pregnant, which is about as long as their relationship has been going on."

    Slut.
  • repairmanjack 18 Oct 2006 13:16:52 5,954 posts
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    Did Mel B fall for a banana in the tailpipe?

    /I used to love Beverly Hills Cop...
  • pjmaybe 18 Oct 2006 13:36:51 70,676 posts
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    repairmanjack wrote:
    Did Mel B fall for a banana in the tailpipe?

    /I used to love Beverly Hills Cop...

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    Actually thinking about it, it couldn't have been otherwise she wouldn't have a bun in the oven.

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  • repairmanjack 18 Oct 2006 13:42:06 5,954 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    repairmanjack wrote:
    Did Mel B fall for a banana in the tailpipe?

    /I used to love Beverly Hills Cop...

    Post of the Week.

    Peej

    Acceptance, at last. \o/
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