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  • LockeTribal 16 Jan 2012 12:02:17 4,525 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    what are peoples bread buttering techniques?
    This is actually an excellent question and one that isn't asked enough. I've found the best way to get my bread buttered is to melt the butter, possibly in a high-powered "Micro Wave Oven" or kiln, and then pour it over your kitchen floor. When you have done this, simply drop your chosen slices of bread onto the floor and , hey presto, buttered bread.*

    Hope this helps!

    *This will also solve the recurring question "which side of my bread do I butter", as bread always lands buttered side down.

    EDIT: Fucking hell Lukus - great minds think alike :D

    Edited by LockeTribal at 12:03:23 16-01-2012
  • Tom_Servo 16 Jan 2012 12:03:09 18,009 posts
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    I'm going to try and make 'toast'. I've heard it's like cooked bread. But the bread's already cooked, surely? How does that work?

    Anyway, I've heard butter goes quite well on it but there's a raft of other things you can do. What's this 'cheese on toast? What kind of cheese should I use? Do you place the cheese in the 'toaster' with the bread, or do you place it on the toast afterward? Or is there some other method of creating this 'cheese on toast'?
  • Lexx87 16 Jan 2012 12:05:01 20,863 posts
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    Toast on cheese is the new cheese on toast.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • ModishNouns 16 Jan 2012 12:06:57 4,656 posts
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    Yes, this "toasting" is essentially cooking the bread for a second time which is a sure fire way of breeding E. coli. For this reason, toast should only be made by doctors.
  • Tom_Servo 16 Jan 2012 12:10:51 18,009 posts
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    Good job I'm a doctor then!

    Actually, I have a microwave already. I don't think I need one of these 'toaster' things. I'll put the bread in for five minutes, a nice round number.
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2012 12:13:15 28,761 posts
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    Some nice tips again with the buttering guys, I feel like I've learned a lot today. Another quick question though, from my understanding when making a sandwich you stick a slice of bread on to each side of your head, and then you eat the filling. Now when the "filling" is gone sometimes I still feel hungry... should I be more "filled"? Do you think if I take the bread off the sides of my head and eat that it would help. Again sorry if this is a noob question, I'm self taught in all of this.
  • billythekid 16 Jan 2012 12:17:10 11,203 posts
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    Toast is not 'cooked bread'.
    Bread is already cooked, thus toast = burnt bread.
  • Madder-Max 16 Jan 2012 12:19:15 11,660 posts
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    shouldn't use butter or marge. cause cholesterol and weight gain

    use bbq sauce instead

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  • Tom_Servo 16 Jan 2012 12:20:22 18,009 posts
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    anthonypappa wrote:
    if you are all going to derail a useful thread, can you at least be funny?

    this shit is painful!
    Derailing a useful thread? It's people asking how to a make a sandwich!
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    I wouldn't have a sense of humour either if I'd never sampled the joys of a simple sandwich.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Jan 2012 12:22:46 38,761 posts
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    My brother managed to set a pot of boiling mater on fire once. To this day I have no idea how he did it. True story.

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  • Lexx87 16 Jan 2012 12:23:46 20,863 posts
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    mater is very flammable!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Jan 2012 12:23:57 38,761 posts
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    Mater = water. What the fuck was autocorrect thinking?

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2012 12:26:48 28,761 posts
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    anthonypapa right guys, you people think you're all charlie big potatoes with your sandwich making skills, but once me and him get to grips with this shit our sandwiches will blow you out of the water. Out of the fucking water.
  • Deleted user 16 January 2012 12:26:55
    Lexx87 wrote:
    mater is very flammable!
    True, pater told me there was an accident with the oven and she burned to a crisp in seconds :(
  • ModishNouns 16 Jan 2012 12:27:19 4,656 posts
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    I think all the useful stuff about making sandwiches is probably somewhere in the first seven pages.
  • billythekid 16 Jan 2012 12:29:05 11,203 posts
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    What the fuck are 'open' sandwiches all about anyway?
    They ain't fucking sarnies at all.
  • Madder-Max 16 Jan 2012 12:29:12 11,660 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    mater is very flammable!
    Im sure lightning mcQueen would have been upset

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  • Tom_Servo 16 Jan 2012 12:30:30 18,009 posts
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    ModishNouns wrote:
    I think all the useful stuff about making sandwiches is probably somewhere in the first seven pages.
    A depressing sentence on so many levels.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Jan 2012 12:34:08 38,761 posts
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    I was going to write "What next, a thread about how to wipe your arse?" But then I remembered there already is one.

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  • craigy Staff 16 Jan 2012 12:34:40 7,722 posts
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    Don't get the two confused, though. Wouldn't want to accidentally wipe your arse on some bread.
  • LockeTribal 16 Jan 2012 12:46:25 4,525 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    Don't get the two confused, though. Wouldn't want to accidentally wipe your arse on some bread.
    Yeah that'd be a shite sandwich all right...

    /coat
  • spamdangled 16 Jan 2012 12:47:49 27,413 posts
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    PatrickEwing wrote:
    Cheese (cheddar) and onion on white or granary, cut into triangles.
    or
    Roast Beef, Stilton, Mayo and Rocket on a good quality thin Baguette.
    Roast Beef, blue cheese, horseradish and rocket is great between thick slabs of granary bread.

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  • Stickman 16 Jan 2012 12:49:33 29,666 posts
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    Guys, the question was about ham and cheese, not beef and cheese. Show some fucking respect.

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  • Tom_Servo 16 Jan 2012 12:49:51 18,009 posts
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    Blue cheese is minging.

    /gloves off
  • spamdangled 16 Jan 2012 12:53:34 27,413 posts
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    :D

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  • Dougs 16 Jan 2012 12:59:32 68,474 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Guys, the question was about ham and cheese, not beef and cheese. Show some fucking respect.
    An Aussie or Kiwi steak and cheese pie is a thing of wonderment.
  • darkmorgado 16 Jan 2012 13:00:42 15,566 posts
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    Anyone who has their sandwiches cut into traingles should be placed on the sex offenders' register.

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  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2012 13:01:39 28,761 posts
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    Anyone who buys rocket is a cunt.
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