Scarlett Johansson, but your mom gets to watch and call the action

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  • York 12 Oct 2006 20:46:34 8,667 posts
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    WOULD YOU?
  • Lukus 12 Oct 2006 20:47:16 19,258 posts
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    Only if it was via a video link up.

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  • cubbymoore 12 Oct 2006 20:47:38 36,501 posts
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    Can she join in too?
  • Deleted user 12 October 2006 20:47:38
    York wrote:
    COULD YOU?
    Probably a bit more accurate!
  • Gland 12 Oct 2006 20:48:39 78,478 posts
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    Not sure, my mum's a bit of a sexual deviant so she'd probably have Scarlett banging me with a strap on.

    *Actually yes, I would.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 20:49:00 12-10-2006

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  • TriodeBliss 12 Oct 2006 20:49:44 724 posts
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    No. My libido rests.
  • T.G. 12 Oct 2006 20:50:44 5,989 posts
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    Yes. I would. My auld wan is very enlightened. She would read it all out of a carefully scripted playbook for me if she knew it would fulfill my boyhood dream of banging Scarlett Johanson.

    xD
  • York 12 Oct 2006 20:51:55 8,667 posts
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    TriodeBliss wrote:
    libido rests.
    :D
  • manuel_garcia 12 Oct 2006 20:54:59 4,079 posts
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    Damn right i would!

    I mean its only like... 20 seconds of embarassment before its all over anyway
  • Carrybagma 12 Oct 2006 21:15:35 3,904 posts
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    Hmmm. Heather Graham might not be so keen on me if she knew I was banging Scarlett.

    So, no.
  • Aretak 12 Oct 2006 21:20:42 10,367 posts
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    Yes I would, Kent.
  • merovingian 12 Oct 2006 21:29:52 144 posts
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    Carrybagma wrote:
    Hmmm. Heather Graham might not be so keen on me if she knew I was banging Scarlett.

    So, no.
    I have it on extremely good authority that Heather Graham is thick as shit and a grade A bitch, if you're interested. A female friend of mine works in the movie industry and while she was shooting some film or other 4 or 5 years ago over here, this friend of mine was banging Heath Ledger while Mr Ledger while he was Heather's boyfriend. Apparently Heather was treating him like shit so she deserved it. Apparently. Allegedly. According to my mate.


    Anyway, in answer to the question, yeah go on then.
  • Ecanem 12 Oct 2006 21:46:45 5,035 posts
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    Scarlett Johansson, but your mom gets to watch and call the action

    Erhm.. why?

    - and to answer the question - yes!

    /My mom passed away many years ago..
  • kentmonkey 12 Oct 2006 22:35:26 20,789 posts
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    merovingian wrote:
    Carrybagma wrote:
    Hmmm. Heather Graham might not be so keen on me if she knew I was banging Scarlett.

    So, no.
    I have it on extremely good authority that Heather Graham is thick as shit and a grade A bitch, if you're interested. A female friend of mine works in the movie industry and while she was shooting some film or other 4 or 5 years ago over here, this friend of mine was banging Heath Ledger while Mr Ledger while he was Heather's boyfriend. Apparently Heather was treating him like shit so she deserved it. Apparently. Allegedly. According to my mate.


    Anyway, in answer to the question, yeah go on then.
    Man in "my wife/girlfriend is so mean to me...no I've never cheated before and I hate it the thought of it I just couldn't...I just want someone I can love in my life who will love me as much back in return...yes she's sleeping with someone else...anal you say? Oh go on then."

    And why are we calling York, Kent? Is that some county joke?

    Edited by kentmonkey at 22:40:51 12-10-2006
  • ilmaestro 12 Oct 2006 22:38:35 32,465 posts
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    I thought it was a Simpsons reference.

    4235

  • Gland 12 Oct 2006 23:03:42 78,478 posts
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    Chris Evans
    Bono

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  • Razz 12 Oct 2006 23:04:27 61,400 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Maybe not my mom, but probably my mum.
    o_O

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  • Tiger_Walts 12 Oct 2006 23:05:12 16,607 posts
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    Carrybagma wrote:
    Hmmm. Heather Graham might not be so keen on me if she knew I was banging Scarlett.

    So, no.
    Your mother is Heather Graham?

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  • p3rks 12 Oct 2006 23:06:45 1,086 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Chris Evans
    Bono

    wrong thread deebs?

    with you 100% though. ;)
  • Dragul 12 Oct 2006 23:12:45 5,478 posts
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    ilmaestro wrote:
    I thought it was a Simpsons reference.

    It is a Simpsons reference... Kent brockman
  • deem 12 Oct 2006 23:14:14 31,641 posts
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  • York 13 Oct 2006 09:29:07 8,667 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Maybe not my mom, but probably my mum.
    Hate the word "mum". Sounds fat and jolly - always read it in a "JK Rowling" accent.
  • JaysonG 13 Oct 2006 11:34:21 828 posts
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    I actually would. I think it'd be more embarrasing for my mum than for me.
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