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  • Deleted user 6 June 2007 10:05:11
    silentbob wrote:
    Absolutely fucking dreadful film. Utter disappointment. What in Christ's name did he think he was doing with the emo shit in the Jail cell??!

    Character development! FTW!

    Loved it. Loved it. Loved it.

    /cancels negativity

    PHEW!

    ^_-

    You listerfiend.
  • Deleted user 6 June 2007 10:50:18
    Yes, I did actually Mr KnowItAllPants. The best scene in it was the 37 dicks spiel. Fact. Other than that, wasn't so fond of it. Maybe it's because I'm now nearing 30 that Clerks 2 hit a few cues with me... that and I'm a geek.

    edit - I mean nearing 30, as in age. I've not sucked 30 dicks. Hell, I've not even sucked my own.

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    Edited by squarejawhero at 10:52:17 06-06-2007
  • afray 6 Jun 2007 10:51:20 2,251 posts
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    Tiger_Walts wrote:
    RosarioDawsonSploodge

    Wow, check out those boob physics.

    That's one of the best scenes in the film, I was grinning like an idiot watching it. Although it also highlights one of the main problems - why the hell would Rosario Dawson be interested in Dante? He's a fat, whiny, annoying turd, and it doesn't help that the actor really can't act.
  • Deleted user 6 June 2007 10:53:42
    Check out the end scene for Randall's going-over on that very fact, sir.

    And no, he can't really act... He's Kevin Smith projecting himself, hell he even gets off with his wife!
  • Deleted user 6 June 2007 10:55:18
    Not through want of trying...
  • Tiger_Walts 6 Jun 2007 10:57:48 16,593 posts
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    He really is one ugly C.H.U.D.

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  • Deleted user 6 June 2007 10:59:13
    Why do you think I want to suck my own dick?

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    Hold on, you're talking about Dante.

    Oh.
  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,699 posts
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    silentbob, PLEASE do an albundy defence of Kevin Smith.

    I promise to agree with most, if not all of what you say.
  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,699 posts
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    silentbob wrote:
    Furbs wrote:
    silentbob, PLEASE do an albundy defence of Kevin Smith.

    I promise to agree with most, if not all of what you say.
    I see the night shift are here. I'm off.
    I think you misinterpreted me here...I would agree with what you'd say, I think. I like Smith films just fine as they are. Stick to what you're good at/if it aint broke dont fix it/dont make another Jersey Girl or Chasing Amy please.
  • Deleted user 23 September 2010 17:49:31
    "One ring to rule them all"
    watched this last nite and its still awesome!

    "you little porch monkey!"
    /wags finger
  • ecureuil 7 Dec 2012 19:43:14 76,812 posts
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    So he's making a third Clerks film..
  • RobTheBuilder 7 Dec 2012 19:47:43 6,521 posts
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    Really? I enjoy his films but it needs to be better than the second one to make it worthwhile
  • danathjo 7 Dec 2012 19:49:27 7,384 posts
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    I still need to see the second, locked the first one though. Saying that.....making a third seems a bit desperate no?
  • ecureuil 7 Dec 2012 19:49:57 76,812 posts
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    Could be his last.
  • danathjo 7 Dec 2012 19:50:24 7,384 posts
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    loved not locked, bloody phone
  • StixxUK 7 Dec 2012 20:58:48 7,255 posts
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    Why can't I find a copy of this (or a download or stream) anywhere?

    There's a seller on Play.com that wants 18 for the DVD!
  • Dougs 19 Feb 2013 15:28:45 67,726 posts
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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/19/kevin-smiths-clerks

    Book, then film. Apparently.
  • ecureuil 19 Feb 2013 15:32:21 76,812 posts
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    They're all old now though. I mean, they were right on the edge of being too old in Clerks 2, and that was nearly 9 years ago.
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