If you happened upon a Real Doll

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  • drumbaby 29 Jun 2006 13:46:10 2,688 posts
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    I'd say 'came upon' but, y'know. :)

    If you found a brand new untouched one of these and had a few minutes alone to try it out and then clean up the evidence, would you?

    I think I'd have to give it a go. It's hardly being unfaithful now, is it?

    Edited by drumbaby at 13:46:08 29-06-2006
  • morriss 29 Jun 2006 13:46:32 71,286 posts
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    More sex!!!!!
  • darkmorgado 29 Jun 2006 13:47:07 15,598 posts
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    I'll wait to see whether this is deemed to be a sensible or frivolous thread before offering an opinion.

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  • UncleLou Moderator 29 Jun 2006 13:47:26 35,851 posts
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    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)
  • reality_cheque 29 Jun 2006 13:49:03 7,487 posts
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    I wouldn't.
  • Pike 29 Jun 2006 13:50:07 13,447 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)

    The question is, would you also form a relationship with it, or would it just be a one night stand?

    Edited by Pike at 13:54:09 29-06-2006
  • UncleLou Moderator 29 Jun 2006 13:51:47 35,851 posts
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    Why the Subjunctive?

    /phones "Linda DD" at home
  • jaxon58 29 Jun 2006 13:53:02 2,423 posts
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    After all these years of these things hanging around, i STILL can't figure out how people 'clean' them.

    I mean, i can imagine, but don't actually know. A spoon?
  • darkmorgado 29 Jun 2006 13:53:31 15,598 posts
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    Vacuum cleaner?

    Feather duster?

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  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 13:56:57 29,026 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)
    +1

    ..but not sloppy seconds after UL I hasten to add.

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  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 13:57:38 2,600 posts
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    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500 C, burning off any residue.
  • Stickman 29 Jun 2006 13:58:32 29,664 posts
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    tourlord wrote:
    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500 C, burning off any residue.

    Bet that's what really happened to T.G's 'lad'!

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  • Dirtbox 29 Jun 2006 13:59:04 79,176 posts
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    No!

    I find them repulsive. They look like corpses.

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  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 13:59:18 2,600 posts
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    Fluffy wrote:
    God just imagine the pain

    They are just dolls... They don't feel pain.

    Edited by tourlord at 13:59:24 29-06-2006
  • Pike 29 Jun 2006 13:59:26 13,447 posts
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    I sense that the market for asbestos condoms will improve.
  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:00:17 573 posts
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  • kcorb 29 Jun 2006 14:02:12 2,147 posts
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    If it was a robot. Or at least had a sensor to play moan sounds.
  • jellyhead 29 Jun 2006 14:02:57 24,350 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    No! I find them repulsive. They look like corpses.
    NOW, i'm interested! :D

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  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:04:02 2,600 posts
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    You know when it's time to clean it when her nose starts to run.
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:05:04 2,600 posts
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    ...or when there's blood all over your clown suit.

    Just me?
  • pjmaybe 29 Jun 2006 14:05:14 70,676 posts
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    tourlord wrote:
    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500 C, burning off any residue.

    That's utterly crazy! What if you're a "fumbler" - you're going to get your knob scorched off if you go in for a tit lob.

    They could've at least put the switch somewhere you're unlikely to touch during sex...like the lips!

    Peej
  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 14:06:55 29,026 posts
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    I think and hope that he is taking the piss. Not too sure that latex would stay solid for long under those sorts of temperatures.

    Really hope I'm not wrong though.

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  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:07:36 573 posts
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    ...or when there's blood all over your clown suit.

    Just me?

    lmao
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:08:01 2,600 posts
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    It's OK though - the doll shrieks a warning message at 150db when it's about to Self-Clean.

    *fapfapfapfap* *click*

    "WARNING... WARNING... VAGINA TEMPERATURE RISING"

    *sizzle*

  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 14:08:23 29,026 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    It's a very obvious and funny joke :D
    /Awaits link to new special edition 'Atomic Powered' real doll made entirely from titanium.

    :)

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  • Stickman 29 Jun 2006 14:08:36 29,664 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    You know when it's time to clean it when her nose starts to run.

    :D. Quality!

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  • oceanmotion 29 Jun 2006 14:09:07 16,123 posts
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    Nah, a women being turned on is the biggest turn on.

    So, yea :p
  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:12:10 573 posts
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    REALDOLL is very sturdy, but not meant to sustain extremely violent abuse

    pfft whats the point then?
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