If you happened upon a Real Doll

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  • drumbaby 29 Jun 2006 13:46:10 2,688 posts
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    I'd say 'came upon' but, y'know. :)

    If you found a brand new untouched one of these and had a few minutes alone to try it out and then clean up the evidence, would you?

    I think I'd have to give it a go. It's hardly being unfaithful now, is it?

    Edited by drumbaby at 13:46:08 29-06-2006
  • morriss 29 Jun 2006 13:46:32 71,298 posts
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    More sex!!!!!
  • Deleted user 29 June 2006 13:47:07
    I'll wait to see whether this is deemed to be a sensible or frivolous thread before offering an opinion.
  • UncleLou Moderator 29 Jun 2006 13:47:26 37,241 posts
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    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)
  • reality_cheque 29 Jun 2006 13:49:03 7,487 posts
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    I wouldn't.
  • Pike 29 Jun 2006 13:50:07 13,457 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)

    The question is, would you also form a relationship with it, or would it just be a one night stand?

    Edited by Pike at 13:54:09 29-06-2006
  • UncleLou Moderator 29 Jun 2006 13:51:47 37,241 posts
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    Why the Subjunctive?

    /phones "Linda DD" at home
  • jaxon58 29 Jun 2006 13:53:02 2,451 posts
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    After all these years of these things hanging around, i STILL can't figure out how people 'clean' them.

    I mean, i can imagine, but don't actually know. A spoon?
  • Deleted user 29 June 2006 13:53:31
    Vacuum cleaner?

    Feather duster?
  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 13:56:57 29,471 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    "Old" and "yes, of course". :)
    +1

    ..but not sloppy seconds after UL I hasten to add.
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 13:57:38 2,600 posts
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    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500° C, burning off any residue.
  • Stickman 29 Jun 2006 13:58:32 29,652 posts
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    tourlord wrote:
    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500° C, burning off any residue.

    Bet that's what really happened to T.G's 'lad'!
  • Dirtbox Best Forumite, 2015 29 Jun 2006 13:59:04 86,807 posts
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    No!

    I find them repulsive. They look like corpses.
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 13:59:18 2,600 posts
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    Fluffy wrote:
    God just imagine the pain

    They are just dolls... They don't feel pain.

    Edited by tourlord at 13:59:24 29-06-2006
  • Pike 29 Jun 2006 13:59:26 13,457 posts
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    I sense that the market for asbestos condoms will improve.
  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:00:17 573 posts
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  • kcorb 29 Jun 2006 14:02:12 2,147 posts
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    If it was a robot. Or at least had a sensor to play moan sounds.
  • jellyhead 29 Jun 2006 14:02:57 24,346 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    No! I find them repulsive. They look like corpses.
    NOW, i'm interested! :D
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:04:02 2,600 posts
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  • Deleted user 29 June 2006 14:04:23
    You know when it's time to clean it when her nose starts to run.
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:05:04 2,600 posts
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    ...or when there's blood all over your clown suit.

    Just me?
  • pjmaybe 29 Jun 2006 14:05:14 70,666 posts
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    tourlord wrote:
    There is a switch (the left nipple on recent models) that activates the "Self Cleaning" mode. The vagina and arsehole heat up to over 500° C, burning off any residue.

    That's utterly crazy! What if you're a "fumbler" - you're going to get your knob scorched off if you go in for a tit lob.

    They could've at least put the switch somewhere you're unlikely to touch during sex...like the lips!

    Peej
  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 14:06:55 29,471 posts
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    I think and hope that he is taking the piss. Not too sure that latex would stay solid for long under those sorts of temperatures.

    Really hope I'm not wrong though.
  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:07:36 573 posts
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    ...or when there's blood all over your clown suit.

    Just me?

    lmao
  • tourlord 29 Jun 2006 14:08:01 2,600 posts
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    It's OK though - the doll shrieks a warning message at 150db when it's about to Self-Clean.

    *fapfapfapfap* *click*

    "WARNING... WARNING... VAGINA TEMPERATURE RISING"

    *sizzle*
  • silentbob 29 Jun 2006 14:08:23 29,471 posts
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    FluffyTucker wrote:
    It's a very obvious and funny joke :D
    /Awaits link to new special edition 'Atomic Powered' real doll made entirely from titanium.

    :)
  • Stickman 29 Jun 2006 14:08:36 29,652 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    You know when it's time to clean it when her nose starts to run.

    :D. Quality!
  • oceanmotion 29 Jun 2006 14:09:07 16,830 posts
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    Nah, a women being turned on is the biggest turn on.

    So, yea :p
  • DoleScum 29 Jun 2006 14:12:10 573 posts
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    REALDOLL is very sturdy, but not meant to sustain extremely violent abuse

    pfft whats the point then?
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