The random stuff its not worth making a new thead for thread.

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  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 16:49:25 4,948 posts
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    Waaaaaa, its friday, and I wish I was at home, having my tea. However, thirty three minutes stand between me and my goal, and Im so bored I am considering finding out what my staple-remover tastes like.
    Let us all join in the sharing of random information.

    Today I invented a new swearing phrase: "Shite-candle"

    Over to you.
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 16:50:57 4,948 posts
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    Eep! Im sorry! Thread name change?
    Then again, its nearly 5, who is around to notice?
    /Breaks more stuff.

    Edited by Universal Hamster at 16:51:53 23-06-2006
  • phAge 23 Jun 2006 16:52:04 25,182 posts
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    Random fact: people who make threads about random stuff are 3.72 times more likely to make spelling mistakes in their thread titles than people who, er, don't. Fact.
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 16:53:28 4,948 posts
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    Did I? I dont see it...
    /Squints

    Ed: Ahhh shit its in the title. Piss-factory.

    In my defense, I am using a laptop, and trying to type quickly...

    Edited by Universal Hamster at 16:54:13 23-06-2006

    Edited by Universal Hamster at 16:55:29 23-06-2006
  • megastar 23 Jun 2006 16:53:30 17,238 posts
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    7 minutes untill I can go home, lie down watchin' telly, get up for 5 minutes to eat dinner, lie down watchin telly, sleep.

    thats my plan of action - jolly good if I do say so myself.
  • TwistidChimp 23 Jun 2006 16:55:30 8,825 posts
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    ...anyone been watching that summer exhibition show with Lewelyn Bowen in it then ?

    Anybody find that woman who goes round with Bowen and that scotish sculptor guy insuferably pretentious ?



    .. just me then.

    Edited by TwistidChimp at 16:58:20 23-06-2006
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 16:57:29 4,948 posts
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    Nope
  • pauleyc 23 Jun 2006 16:59:52 4,548 posts
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    Too bad it ended like 8 months ago: Handmade Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Or have a relaxing squirrel.
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 17:04:28 4,948 posts
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    Ahhh, thats better.
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 17:12:07 4,948 posts
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    Fig-Rolls are great! Ive just had one, my first in many's a year, and its sublime.

    They're no Jaffa Cake, but that brings up a question... Are Fig rolls a biscuit? Are they a cake?
  • Deleted user 23 June 2006 17:13:37
    Are Jaffa Cakes a biscuit or a cake?

    /sets fire to thread
  • tourlord 23 Jun 2006 17:14:38 2,600 posts
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    Universal Hamster wrote:
    Are Fig rolls a biscuit? Are they a cake?

    They are a roll.

    Not everything has to be either "biscuit" or "cake".

    You canít just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else.
  • WoodenSpoon 23 Jun 2006 17:33:39 12,342 posts
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    So it turns out that the woman from the Daily Politics that I said was gone was on it today, but won't be next episode, which is far too complex.

    I hate Richard and Judy so much, but not as much as that sigur ros song from takk that they've been using on every other advert for the past 6 months.
  • York 23 Jun 2006 17:47:32 8,667 posts
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    From June 27th you'll be able to view Channel 4 online. Well, most of it anyways.
  • ProfessorLesser 23 Jun 2006 17:49:36 19,698 posts
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    Can you delete this bloody thread please?
  • Hunamster 23 Jun 2006 18:18:37 341 posts
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    ProfessorLesser wrote:
    Can you delete this bloody thread please?
    +1
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 18:27:13 4,948 posts
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    Yes, I regret it hugely. It seemed a good idea in the midst of work-induced boredom.
  • Razz 23 Jun 2006 18:27:46 63,190 posts
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    What's fucking going on?
  • Freek 23 Jun 2006 18:52:43 7,682 posts
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    This is not a piss take. 0_o
  • megastar 23 Jun 2006 19:02:07 17,238 posts
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    Ultimate Duck Hunting FTUltimateL
  • Universal_Hamster 23 Jun 2006 19:35:53 4,948 posts
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    Damn, they changed the title but didnt fix my b0rked spelling.
  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,734 posts
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    You broke it.

    I'm telling otto.
  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,734 posts
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    Next GTA to feature Al Queda?? (check the caption for the first pic).
  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,734 posts
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    Not funny enough for its own thread

    8 things we learnt from 80's cartoons.
  • GiarcYekrub 14 Feb 2009 23:02:20 4,729 posts
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    somebody just sent me this to cheer me up
  • FHUTA 22 May 2009 12:09:56 878 posts
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    The upper and lateral portion of the breast is known as the tail of Spence.

    This is an extremely difficult fact to work into ordinary conversation.
  • Fatiguez 22 May 2009 12:21:28 8,878 posts
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    That sounds like a right bundle of His to me
  • X201 3 Sep 2009 10:01:01 18,103 posts
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    Just misread the BBC News ticker

    BREAKING NEWS: "Fresh potatoes reported in Chinese region of Xinjiang"

    I prefer my version :D
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