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burninrubber 2 posts
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Syrette 38,384 posts
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Registered 10 years agoInjury Lawyers 4u.
Worst adverts imaginable.
"Will our customers recieve 100% OF THE COMPENSATION?!"
(super-cool, calm dude says..) "YEEEESS. Absolutely"
Twat.XBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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Mho7276501 383 posts
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Registered 8 years agoi am not a fan of the majority of ads on tele, most i just happily ignore,
but, that, fucking coke zero ad.
my god. its so hideous and cliched, lots and lots of wankers on screen all spewing predictable fucking lines that are neither funny or even slightly observational outside of the stereotypical view cock-sucking-creatives have about the general populace. In fact if i see you drinking a can of that shit near me, i will probably beat you to death with it, thats how much i hate this advert. -
GTBurns 1,772 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAny Asda advert EVER! Though seeing Mickey Owen flying round round their aisles - and slapping his own arse in that infuriating fashion - was almost enough to make me happy about his unfortunate injury during the World Cup.
Also, the Danone Actimel adverts and the 'Actimel Challenge' thing makes me want to surgically remove my own retinas. But not before I've used them to find and destroy the Actimel family. (Obviously I wouldn't use my retinas to actually destroy them, a gun would probably be best.) -
President_Weasel 7,780 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThat one with the puffin that needs a bigger nest still bothers me.
Happily I can't remember which 'Finance for arsewits' company it's for.
PUFFINS DON'T LIVE IN NESTS! YOU'VE PICKED ONE OF ABOUT 3 SPECIES OF BIRDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT LIVE IN BURROWS! GNNNHHH!
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GTBurns 1,772 posts
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Registered 10 years ago... er, and... and... ANY HALIFAX AD.
Why, of why, (ad infinitum) do they find it necessary to plague us with 'alleged' staff members dancing and singing and random folk gathering in the street to form a massive 'X'!?!
I'd love to see one of those where they'd failed to obtain permission and it was broken up by riot police with batons and tear gas. No. Scrub that, M16 assualt rifles, yes. That's better... -
Stickman 28,535 posts
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Registered 8 years agoburninrubber wrote:
Erm...
who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAYQuoted
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President_Weasel 7,780 posts
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Registered 9 years agorhythm wrote:
I deliberately try to be influenced by ads. I make a note of which ads piss me off the most, and then I make sure I don't buy their stuff. I still refuse to buy Surf because of those birds of a feather ads, or Daz. I won't bank with the Halifax.
I tend to find that ads don't influence me too much but my GOD I swear I will never ever ever bank with Halifax or get insured through Norwich Union thanks to those travesties they try to pass off as adverts.
I also won't get a loan from picture, but that's not actually because of the adverts. -
York 8,667 posts
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Registered 9 years agoStickman wrote:
What, it's true.burninrubber wrote:
Erm...
who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAY -
Kay 15,631 posts
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Registered 9 years agoNow, which advert is pissing me off at the moment?
That Shredded Wheat one with the mother and daughter.
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Kay 15,631 posts
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Registered 9 years agoYes, but I hate those sort of 'normal conversation' adverts. They're so contrived.
Not the worst example, though, just one I thought of off the top of my head.
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York 8,667 posts
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Jeepers 12,590 posts
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Registered 7 years agoPresident Weasel wrote:
This made me chuckle.
That one with the puffin that needs a bigger nest still bothers me.
Happily I can't remember which 'Finance for arsewits' company it's for.
PUFFINS DON'T LIVE IN NESTS! YOU'VE PICKED ONE OF ABOUT 3 SPECIES OF BIRDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT LIVE IN BURROWS! GNNNHHH!
Ad companies should know better than to ruffle the feathers of amateur ornithologists.
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Stickman 28,535 posts
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I don't even know what he's referring to. :?Stickman wrote:
What, it's true.burninrubber wrote:
Erm...
who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAY
edit - That Laetitia Casta advert is, indeed, the bollocks.
Edited by Stickman at 11:26:29 13-07-2006Quoted
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Syrette 38,384 posts
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Registered 10 years agoDebtbusterloans.
Is getting a loan really that exciting?XBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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President_Weasel 7,780 posts
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Registered 9 years agoalso CAROL VORDERMAN, SURELY WITH YOUR FAMED MATHS SKILLS YOU CAN COUNT TO 'ENOUGH'?
How much damn money do you need? Surely with your frankly ridiculous Countdown salary you don't need to whore yourself out for every third advert? Overexposure is a 12-letter word, is it just too many letters?
I swear to god if I see one more advert for cholesterol-reducing-sudoku-loans I am going to burst a blood vessel! Ngggghhhh again! -
pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoCan't remember what the advert's for (possibly Specsavers) but the set up is..
Hot Daughter with Glasses takes long haired weirdy boyfriend who looks a bit like Bob from Vic and Bob but thicker, along to meet Hot Mum who has contacts, and a porn star body, and is very flirtatious and keeps almost insinuating that she definitely takes it up the wrong 'un.
Cue much hilarity at bus stop later on when dim boyfriend says to hot daughter with glasses "Your mum's really nice" when what he really means is "I fancy me pipe up where you came out of 22 years ago"
Well that's my interpretation of it. And it's still crap.
Peej
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York 8,667 posts
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Registered 9 years agoPresident Weasel wrote:
Dead Ringers did a sketch where they "consolidated all of Carol Vorderman's ads into one, easy, manageable advert."
also CAROL VORDERMAN, SURELY WITH YOUR FAMED MATHS SKILLS YOU CAN COUNT TO 'ENOUGH'?
How much damn money do you need? Surely with your frankly ridiculous Countdown salary you don't need to whore yourself out for every third advert? Overexposure is a 12-letter word, is it just too many letters?
I swear to god if I see one more advert for cholesterol-reducing-sudoku-loans I am going to burst a blood vessel! Ngggghhhh again!
Which, being Dead Ringers, wasn't funny, but the idea was good. -
HoraceGoesSquiffy 1,560 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!!, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT....
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Probably been said many times before but just for completeness - THE FUCKING LOUD ONES!!
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agothe new pot noodle ones.
Pot Noodle mining in Wales...
Now, if you ask me, if they got Catherine Zeta Jones to recreate the "rose" scene from "American Beauty" but writhing in a huge bath of pot noodles, that MIGHT sell more than just gabbing on about "fuel of Britain" - Isn't it!
Peej
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pjmaybe wrote:
Just swap "rose" for "jizz" and "American Beauty" for "Boab's Imagination" and we could be onto a winner.
Now, if you ask me, if they got Catherine Zeta Jones to recreate the "rose" scene from "American Beauty" but writhing in a huge bath of pot noodles, that MIGHT sell more than just gabbing on about "fuel of Britain" - Isn't it!
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Syrette 38,384 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI can't stand the BUPA ads and the abysmal "Quote me happy" Norwich Union ads. So fucking irritating.
Oh and add CONFUSED.COM to that shamed list.
/breaks table with angry fistXBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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sam_spade 15,743 posts
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Registered 11 years agoCONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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York 8,667 posts
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stinky 320 posts
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Registered 8 years agoOMFG!! How annoying is that f'in DFS ad with the horrible music and that f'in bloke holding up those signs! ARGH!! If the music isn't bad enough... the guy looks like an f'in prick and I just want to punch him in the f'in face!
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PiD 3,566 posts
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Registered 7 years agoAnything that the marketing department of Halifax/Bank Of Scotland has excreted. The songs they are raping were pretty awful in the first place, adding your own touches of genius to them does not improve them!
That stupid Dove "beautiful underarms" advert, mainly because the "va va voom" lady scares the piss outta me. I think shes going to eat me.
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Mr_Sleep 13,573 posts
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Registered 11 years agosam_spade wrote:
/hacks to pieces
CONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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I find the Cilit BANG! adverts amusing, because despite this amazing penny test that BARRY SCOTT loves to do, you're apparently not supposed to use the stuff on copper.
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