Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 4

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  • burninrubber 12 Jul 2006 17:09:28 2 posts
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    hastings bludy direct
    shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    no joke 08bludyhundred 1066
  • Syrette 12 Jul 2006 18:07:19 43,789 posts
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    Injury Lawyers 4u.

    Worst adverts imaginable.

    "Will our customers recieve 100% OF THE COMPENSATION?!"

    (super-cool, calm dude says..) "YEEEESS. Absolutely"

    Twat.

  • Mho7276501 12 Jul 2006 18:20:36 383 posts
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    i am not a fan of the majority of ads on tele, most i just happily ignore,

    but, that, fucking coke zero ad.

    my god. its so hideous and cliched, lots and lots of wankers on screen all spewing predictable fucking lines that are neither funny or even slightly observational outside of the stereotypical view cock-sucking-creatives have about the general populace. In fact if i see you drinking a can of that shit near me, i will probably beat you to death with it, thats how much i hate this advert.
  • GTBurns 12 Jul 2006 18:26:38 1,772 posts
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    Any Asda advert EVER! Though seeing Mickey Owen flying round round their aisles - and slapping his own arse in that infuriating fashion - was almost enough to make me happy about his unfortunate injury during the World Cup.

    Also, the Danone Actimel adverts and the 'Actimel Challenge' thing makes me want to surgically remove my own retinas. But not before I've used them to find and destroy the Actimel family. (Obviously I wouldn't use my retinas to actually destroy them, a gun would probably be best.)
  • President_Weasel 12 Jul 2006 18:31:24 9,460 posts
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    That one with the puffin that needs a bigger nest still bothers me.
    Happily I can't remember which 'Finance for arsewits' company it's for.
    PUFFINS DON'T LIVE IN NESTS! YOU'VE PICKED ONE OF ABOUT 3 SPECIES OF BIRDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT LIVE IN BURROWS! GNNNHHH!
  • GTBurns 13 Jul 2006 10:02:54 1,772 posts
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    ... er, and... and... ANY HALIFAX AD.

    Why, of why, (ad infinitum) do they find it necessary to plague us with 'alleged' staff members dancing and singing and random folk gathering in the street to form a massive 'X'!?!

    I'd love to see one of those where they'd failed to obtain permission and it was broken up by riot police with batons and tear gas. No. Scrub that, M16 assualt rifles, yes. That's better...
  • Stickman 13 Jul 2006 10:12:00 29,666 posts
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    burninrubber wrote:
    who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAY

    Erm...

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • President_Weasel 13 Jul 2006 10:20:33 9,460 posts
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    rhythm wrote:

    I tend to find that ads don't influence me too much but my GOD I swear I will never ever ever bank with Halifax or get insured through Norwich Union thanks to those travesties they try to pass off as adverts.

    I deliberately try to be influenced by ads. I make a note of which ads piss me off the most, and then I make sure I don't buy their stuff. I still refuse to buy Surf because of those birds of a feather ads, or Daz. I won't bank with the Halifax.
    I also won't get a loan from picture, but that's not actually because of the adverts.
  • York 13 Jul 2006 10:21:27 8,667 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    burninrubber wrote:
    who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAY

    Erm...
    What, it's true.
  • Kay 13 Jul 2006 10:22:33 17,926 posts
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    Now, which advert is pissing me off at the moment?

    That Shredded Wheat one with the mother and daughter.

    K
  • Kay 13 Jul 2006 10:25:53 17,926 posts
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    Yes, but I hate those sort of 'normal conversation' adverts. They're so contrived.

    Not the worst example, though, just one I thought of off the top of my head.

    K

    Edited by Kay at 10:25:40 13-07-2006
  • York 13 Jul 2006 10:27:26 8,667 posts
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    Yeah, I like that mother/daughter advert.
  • Jeepers 13 Jul 2006 10:38:39 13,183 posts
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    President Weasel wrote:
    That one with the puffin that needs a bigger nest still bothers me.
    Happily I can't remember which 'Finance for arsewits' company it's for.
    PUFFINS DON'T LIVE IN NESTS! YOU'VE PICKED ONE OF ABOUT 3 SPECIES OF BIRDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT LIVE IN BURROWS! GNNNHHH!

    This made me chuckle.

    Ad companies should know better than to ruffle the feathers of amateur ornithologists.

    /leaves
  • Stickman 13 Jul 2006 11:25:51 29,666 posts
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    York wrote:
    Stickman wrote:
    burninrubber wrote:
    who te bludy hell does he think he is dancin around like a ponce! HE IS MOST CERTAINLY GAY

    Erm...
    What, it's true.

    I don't even know what he's referring to. :?

    edit - That Laetitia Casta advert is, indeed, the bollocks.

    Edited by Stickman at 11:26:29 13-07-2006

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Syrette 13 Jul 2006 11:30:05 43,789 posts
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    Debtbusterloans.

    Is getting a loan really that exciting?

  • President_Weasel 13 Jul 2006 12:04:50 9,460 posts
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    also CAROL VORDERMAN, SURELY WITH YOUR FAMED MATHS SKILLS YOU CAN COUNT TO 'ENOUGH'?
    How much damn money do you need? Surely with your frankly ridiculous Countdown salary you don't need to whore yourself out for every third advert? Overexposure is a 12-letter word, is it just too many letters?
    I swear to god if I see one more advert for cholesterol-reducing-sudoku-loans I am going to burst a blood vessel! Ngggghhhh again!
  • pjmaybe 13 Jul 2006 12:09:21 70,676 posts
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    Can't remember what the advert's for (possibly Specsavers) but the set up is..

    Hot Daughter with Glasses takes long haired weirdy boyfriend who looks a bit like Bob from Vic and Bob but thicker, along to meet Hot Mum who has contacts, and a porn star body, and is very flirtatious and keeps almost insinuating that she definitely takes it up the wrong 'un.

    Cue much hilarity at bus stop later on when dim boyfriend says to hot daughter with glasses "Your mum's really nice" when what he really means is "I fancy me pipe up where you came out of 22 years ago"

    Well that's my interpretation of it. And it's still crap.

    Peej
  • York 13 Jul 2006 12:18:05 8,667 posts
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    President Weasel wrote:
    also CAROL VORDERMAN, SURELY WITH YOUR FAMED MATHS SKILLS YOU CAN COUNT TO 'ENOUGH'?
    How much damn money do you need? Surely with your frankly ridiculous Countdown salary you don't need to whore yourself out for every third advert? Overexposure is a 12-letter word, is it just too many letters?
    I swear to god if I see one more advert for cholesterol-reducing-sudoku-loans I am going to burst a blood vessel! Ngggghhhh again!
    Dead Ringers did a sketch where they "consolidated all of Carol Vorderman's ads into one, easy, manageable advert."

    Which, being Dead Ringers, wasn't funny, but the idea was good.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 13 Jul 2006 12:45:26 1,563 posts
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    HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!!, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT....

    /bloody fountains from wrists
  • Deleted user 13 July 2006 12:49:09
    Probably been said many times before but just for completeness - THE FUCKING LOUD ONES!!
  • pjmaybe 13 Jul 2006 12:50:47 70,676 posts
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    the new pot noodle ones.

    Pot Noodle mining in Wales...

    Now, if you ask me, if they got Catherine Zeta Jones to recreate the "rose" scene from "American Beauty" but writhing in a huge bath of pot noodles, that MIGHT sell more than just gabbing on about "fuel of Britain" - Isn't it!

    Peej
  • Deleted user 13 July 2006 12:56:22
    pjmaybe wrote:
    Now, if you ask me, if they got Catherine Zeta Jones to recreate the "rose" scene from "American Beauty" but writhing in a huge bath of pot noodles, that MIGHT sell more than just gabbing on about "fuel of Britain" - Isn't it!

    Peej

    Just swap "rose" for "jizz" and "American Beauty" for "Boab's Imagination" and we could be onto a winner.
  • Syrette 13 Jul 2006 17:58:56 43,789 posts
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    I can't stand the BUPA ads and the abysmal "Quote me happy" Norwich Union ads. So fucking irritating.

    Oh and add CONFUSED.COM to that shamed list.

    /breaks table with angry fist

  • sam_spade 13 Jul 2006 18:01:23 15,745 posts
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    CONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

    .com!
  • York 21 Jul 2006 13:36:29 8,667 posts
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  • stinky 28 Jul 2006 10:58:50 320 posts
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    OMFG!! How annoying is that f'in DFS ad with the horrible music and that f'in bloke holding up those signs! ARGH!! If the music isn't bad enough... the guy looks like an f'in prick and I just want to punch him in the f'in face!

    ARGH!!!! F'IN!
  • PiD 28 Jul 2006 13:04:09 3,566 posts
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    Anything that the marketing department of Halifax/Bank Of Scotland has excreted. The songs they are raping were pretty awful in the first place, adding your own touches of genius to them does not improve them!

    That stupid Dove "beautiful underarms" advert, mainly because the "va va voom" lady scares the piss outta me. I think shes going to eat me.

    HI!!! IM BARRY SCOTT oh dear god stop screaming at me, ok ill buy the stupid crap! I GIVE IN!
  • Mr_Sleep 28 Jul 2006 14:11:48 17,186 posts
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    sam_spade wrote:
    CONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

    .com!
    /hacks to pieces

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Raid 30 Jul 2006 19:00:07 980 posts
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    I find the Cilit BANG! adverts amusing, because despite this amazing penny test that BARRY SCOTT loves to do, you're apparently not supposed to use the stuff on copper.
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