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  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 15:05:50 1,732 posts
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    @sport

    Is that code for proper chav family?
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 15:27:35 1,732 posts
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    @thelzdking



    "ooh, that's it lzdking, right there you big brute!"
  • LittleSparra 29 Jun 2017 15:48:22 6,607 posts
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    http://www.emmagannon.co.uk/2017/05/31/the-tranquility-of-temecula-valley-in-california/

    Jesus christ my eyes. Tourism blogging at its most banal.

    What a great job.

    Sorry, I'll stop now.

    I can't.

    We enjoyed a very low-key relaxing time here, taking our time over breakfast (and indulging in wine at breakfast, woops, you canít turn it down when the wine is so good and from their own vineyards!)
    Itís as if you have entered a time machine and into a time warp in the best possible way
    I adore these moments of pure peace in amongst the craziness of life and work.
    A quick Google and I learned that this hotel had in fact been voted the 2nd best hotel in the whole of California. Wow. I noticed immediately how tranquil the hotel was. No sounds. Everyone whispered.
    The winemaker was called Olivia and she was only 28, which was seriously impressive. So much knowledge at such a young age.
    bleurghhhhh

    Edited by LittleSparra at 16:02:39 29-06-2017
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 16:04:29 1,732 posts
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    Ahhhh...so this is what she means when she says "I'm an author". Yes. Yes you are...
  • thelzdking 29 Jun 2017 16:06:51 6,117 posts
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    @JamboWayOh

    :D

    As hot as I find her I'm not sure I want to be the subject of one of her vapid blogs.
  • thelzdking 29 Jun 2017 16:07:54 6,117 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    http://www.emmagannon.co.uk/2017/05/31/the-tranquility-of-temecula-valley-in-california/

    Jesus christ my eyes. Tourism blogging at its most banal.

    What a great job.

    Sorry, I'll stop now.

    I can't.

    We enjoyed a very low-key relaxing time here, taking our time over breakfast (and indulging in wine at breakfast, woops, you canít turn it down when the wine is so good and from their own vineyards!)
    Itís as if you have entered a time machine and into a time warp in the best possible way
    I adore these moments of pure peace in amongst the craziness of life and work.
    A quick Google and I learned that this hotel had in fact been voted the 2nd best hotel in the whole of California. Wow. I noticed immediately how tranquil the hotel was. No sounds. Everyone whispered.
    The winemaker was called Olivia and she was only 28, which was seriously impressive. So much knowledge at such a young age.
    bleurghhhhh
    Fucking hell, how can an author and blogger be such a poor writer? No wonder she needs four other jobs.

    Edited by thelzdking at 16:08:42 29-06-2017
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 16:10:56 1,732 posts
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    She's must have graduated from the Alan Shearer and Jamie Redknapp school of punditry.
  • LittleSparra 29 Jun 2017 16:12:22 6,607 posts
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    Don't worry, all you need to do is read a book about 'How to be Successful' and have the right attitude (lol just do it guys!) and hey presto, life is amazing.

    /grump
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 16:15:41 1,732 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    Don't worry, all you need to do is read a book about 'How to be Successful' and have the right attitude (lol just do it guys!) and hey presto, life is amazing.

    /grump
    Really?

    "Hello is that the President of airline companies? Get me a ticket to Iraq, I have lives to improve!"
  • AceGrace 29 Jun 2017 17:00:43 3,077 posts
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    Christ that site is full of the most vapid nonsense.

    "Hey I created a web site, now I am a digital author".

    Bet she has a boyfriend with a long fucking beard and black rimmed glasses.
  • drhickman1983 29 Jun 2017 17:28:58 4,905 posts
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    Seems all you need to be successful is a deluded belief in your abilities.

    Unfortunately it seems to work. I mean, I'm fairly confident I could write a better article than the one linked, but I still think it would be too crap to draw attention to. But by having the confidence in her banal output, it clearly is working.

    And that's exactly what's wrong with the world today.
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 18:08:09 1,732 posts
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    I would say fair players that she's got this far. However it has become very sad that the bar for someone to be called an author has dropped so far. Also there are obviously people who massively buy into this shit, who the fuck are they?

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 18:09:21 29-06-2017
  • LittleSparra 29 Jun 2017 18:12:53 6,607 posts
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    Self publishing (not that she has done that) means anyone is an author. I know somr unspeakably dire 'authors'.

    Flipside is some genuinely good writing can be made available. Publishing is not a perfect science...

    Edited by LittleSparra at 18:13:04 29-06-2017
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 18:22:55 1,732 posts
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    Ha, this is getting unfair now. We've ragged on her and by association her wannabe bf Lzdking for too long now.
  • thelzdking 29 Jun 2017 18:36:02 6,117 posts
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    :'( She's just a humble blogger, author, podcaster, producer and director trying to get by with her little HP Spectre and a few pairs of designer glasses you heartless bastards.
  • JamboWayOh 29 Jun 2017 18:55:47 1,732 posts
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    Classic humblebrag. Is that you Emma, are you being super millenial and productive?
  • arty 29 Jun 2017 19:07:30 228 posts
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    My god, she is insufferable.
  • VideoGameAddict25 2 Jul 2017 23:19:10 657 posts
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    Fucking Clarkson in that bloody Amazon advert!
  • minky-kong 5 Jul 2017 19:48:37 13,076 posts
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    "I didn't know Oral B made toothpaste?!"

    Then you must be a complete retard because they are a dental health brand.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Jul 2017 21:29:42 1,732 posts
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    I tell you what since our absolute rant at that millenial twat advertising the HP/Microsoft laptop I've hardly seen it on my TV. Hooray!
  • RobTheBuilder 6 Jul 2017 05:55:41 6,976 posts
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    The advert is a pain in the ass, but don't use 'millenial' as an insult - it ages you.
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Jul 2017 09:11:53 21,186 posts
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    RobTheBuilder wrote:
    The advert is a pain in the ass, but don't use 'millenial' as an insult - it ages you.
    Classic Xiennial.
  • RobTheBuilder 6 Jul 2017 09:19:49 6,976 posts
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    @Mr_Sleep isn't that the warrior princess?
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Jul 2017 09:21:50 21,186 posts
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    Xiennial: Hedonistic Warrior
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 14:35:35 6,117 posts
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    I kinda miss her.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 14:40:55 1,732 posts
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    @RobTheBuilder

    I've read the guardian so much now I associate millenial with self indulgent, hipster wanker.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 14:42:48 1,732 posts
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    @thelzdking

    I liked Xenia. As a young teen I appreciated that she had tits, plus it was obvious she was a reet lezzer like.
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 14:46:39 6,117 posts
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    @JamboWayOh
    No, I mean Emma Gannon. But Xena rocked too. She probably had better travel advice for a start.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jul 2017 14:51:03 1,732 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Ohhhhhh. Yeah I miss Emma too;

    `I went on holiday. We had wine for breakfast and it was good. The woman who gave me wine was very young. She is nice. '

    Fucking worthy of Shakespeare.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 14:51:37 06-07-2017
  • thelzdking 6 Jul 2017 14:54:22 6,117 posts
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    I think that she will be the shining light that will bring Britain together after Brexit. She will be our Xena.

    X-EU-na?
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