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  • MadCaddy13 24 Nov 2013 23:25:06 2,298 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Waking a bear in mid-hibernation could be deadly :(
    Not to mention extremely unhealthy for the bear. It could sent a bad message out. Shame on you John Lewis.
  • mal 17 Dec 2013 15:41:04 23,890 posts
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    The new supermarket advert with an Irish lass extolling Christmas dinner:
    The turkey, the ham, the stuffing - the whole works
    First time I heard it I could have sworn she said 'The turkey, the ham, the stuffing, the horse' :D
  • TheSaint 17 Dec 2013 15:47:08 15,651 posts
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    Not sure if it's on TV as well but the Kevin Bacon 'No Brainer' advert they show at the cinema always seems to generate a collective sigh of disgust in the audience.

    Not quite as bad as the conga one though.

    Orange's ability to own such a prime piece of advertising real estate in every major cinema yet fail to produce adverts that are watchable is quite amazing.
  • Deleted user 17 December 2013 16:24:08
    Yeah it's on TV. Kevin Bacon whoring his soul for some dystopian vision of the future where we all watch shit films in the park because being outside is too fucking far from the endless stream of shite 'content' that's thrown at our eyeballs 24/7.
  • Snufkin 17 Dec 2013 16:30:45 47 posts
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    That bloody Lottery advert with the singing... I seriously cannot bear more thsn 3 seconds of it or it'll be going around my head all fucking day.

    Same for that Ant & Dec ad for Morrisons with fucking little dancing gingerbread arsehole....
  • EMarkM 17 Dec 2013 16:33:01 3,793 posts
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    Snufkin wrote:
    fucking little dancing gingerbread arsehole....
    Go on...
  • localnotail 17 Dec 2013 23:00:02 23,084 posts
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    Don't be mean to Kevin, he's only doing the adverts because he lost all his money in that Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme swindle.

    Edited by localnotail at 23:00:22 17-12-2013
  • VideoGameAddict25 18 Dec 2013 19:25:13 430 posts
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    Fucking CD or DVD adverts that say shit like 'the perfect gift for Christmas.' No one in my house wants the Ultimate Musicals CD or that Mickey fucking Flanagan DVD! If I bought those for anyone they'd probably chuck them straight out the window!

    Edited by VideoGameAddict25 at 19:25:29 18-12-2013
  • Deleted user 18 December 2013 19:33:01
    That M and M direct ad on channel 4.

    If those were my kids I'd throw them out the nearest window.

    Edited by SG59 at 19:33:23 18-12-2013
  • VideoGameAddict25 25 Dec 2013 16:33:09 430 posts
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    "The first ever DFS Winter sale."

    Fuck off liars! You had a winter sale last year and the year before that and the year before that and the... well, you get the idea.
  • X201 30 Dec 2013 21:30:55 16,542 posts
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    "Beachin' Holidays"

    You can just imagine the smug self-satisfaction in the ad agency the day they came up with that.
  • Bremenacht 30 Dec 2013 21:33:33 21,597 posts
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    If they hadn't picked the perfect song to go with it, I'd hate that Dior advert.
  • Deleted user 30 December 2013 21:36:43
    Shikasama wrote:
    Has anyone seen these adverts for Elite Singles? The guy looks like an utter cunt and the girl a complete bitch and both seem very, very happy with the fact.

    I honestly don't get how that's supposed to be appealing
    But they r intelleksual. Cos they said so.
  • VideoGameAddict25 30 Dec 2013 23:15:23 430 posts
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    DFS sale, Dreams sale, Halfords sale, Next sale, Homebase sale, Argos sale...

  • DFawkes 30 Dec 2013 23:19:03 25,799 posts
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    This is just terrible. Really terrible.



    Edited by DFawkes at 23:20:45 30-12-2013
  • BillMurray 2 Jan 2014 01:02:23 8,248 posts
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    I hate wanky tee acoustic songs on adverts. You're selling central heating for fuck sake.
  • Ceelion 2 Jan 2014 01:53:55 262 posts
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    @X201

    Not as smug as you think. Well, except for the art-director because he got to go and shoot it... for an entire week.
  • VideoGameAddict25 2 Jan 2014 22:58:54 430 posts
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    WHAT... THE... FUCK?!
  • Syrette 2 Jan 2014 23:51:00 45,447 posts
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    You're so Money Supermarket
  • VideoGameAddict25 12 Jan 2014 22:33:27 430 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    What the FUCK is this 'Ernything four yow cupcik' shit for that travel website.

    Seriously, how in the name of any god did that get through multiple layers of approval, both when filming (no yeha, that accent is great), planning (you know what won't be an annoying piece of shit that doesn't make any sense!?) and sign off.

    Fuck. Them.
    Funnily enough I was coming on here to post about that exact advert. I saw it on TV for the first time today. It is probably not only the worst advert of 2014 but also of ALL TIME! This makes Go Compare look like a fucking masterpiece.

    I am never going to use that Hotels4U site not just because of the atrocious advert but also because of the fact that they use a '4' in the name. Anyone who does that can fuck right off!

    Edited by VideoGameAddict25 at 22:43:52 12-01-2014
  • BillMurray 12 Jan 2014 22:57:02 8,248 posts
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    This is up there with the worst adverts i've ever seen.

    Edited by BillMurray at 22:58:27 12-01-2014
  • Deleted user 12 January 2014 22:58:40
    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    What the FUCK is this 'Ernything four yow cupcik' shit for that travel website.

    Seriously, how in the name of any god did that get through multiple layers of approval, both when filming (no yeha, that accent is great), planning (you know what won't be an annoying piece of shit that doesn't make any sense!?) and sign off.

    Fuck. Them.
    Funnily enough I was coming on here to post about that exact advert. I saw it on TV for the first time today. It is probably not only the worst advert of 2014 but also of ALL TIME! This makes Go Compare look like a fucking masterpiece.

    I am never going to use that Hotels4U site not just because of the atrocious advert but also because of the fact that they use a '4' in the name. Anyone who does that can fuck right off!
    This. 'HEY GUYS THAT "YOUGH" SOME FUNNY PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF LONDON SAY WHEN THEY SAY "YOU" IS GREAT LET'S BASE A FUCKING 25 SECOND AD AROUND IT, WOO YEAH!!!!!'
  • ibenam 13 Jan 2014 08:02:02 1,882 posts
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    @VideoGameAddict25 i like that one!
  • Beetroot_Bertie 13 Jan 2014 09:47:55 318 posts
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  • nickthegun 13 Jan 2014 09:53:28 63,844 posts
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    Yeah, the Simon the Ogre one. Honestly, fuck John Lewis for starting this ridiculous fad of wannabe epic, heart rending adverts.
  • Load_2.0 13 Jan 2014 10:01:54 20,807 posts
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    Currently hate the central heating advert.

    "La de da da dah, La de da da dah. All the while ******* heats your home"

    Fuck you.
  • Deleted user 13 January 2014 10:22:15
    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:


    WHAT... THE... FUCK?!
    Great arse at the end though.
  • VideoGameAddict25 13 Jan 2014 16:57:23 430 posts
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    Dear MaltEaster,

    Please fuck off until April!

    Signed

    Everyone
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