Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 109

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  • crashVoodoo 23 Oct 2013 12:00:27 4,254 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Not sure if this is annoying or the greatest ad I've ever seen.

    It's real, apparently.
    featuring such memorable lines as :-

    "You would not believe the motherload I just dropped"
    "I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous bowels"

    #internetgold

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 12:01:05 23-10-2013
  • KRadiation 23 Oct 2013 12:03:30 794 posts
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    Some pedi foot thing that's like the sequel to the pediegg. The ad shows someone basically shearing off HUGE strips of skin from their foot. It's like hacking off kebab meat (meat?) or grating cheese.

    And what's worse it this ad always seems to come on when I'm eating
  • VideoGameAddict25 23 Oct 2013 18:01:22 446 posts
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    "Blood in your pee?"

    For fuck sake, I don't want to see that at 6:30PM when I'm EATING my food!
  • Jono62 23 Oct 2013 18:17:40 15,103 posts
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    I preferred the 'blood in your poooo' ad.
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    "or is your poo looser than normal?"
  • consoledelight 25 Oct 2013 13:18:42 174 posts
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    pc matic. if watching the pc matic advert doesn't send you mad with the amount of times that they say pc matic, then the pc matic member of the family will destroy your soul. pc matic.

    that'll be pc matic then
  • VideoGameAddict25 1 Nov 2013 19:05:27 446 posts
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    Fuck off with the Christmas ad in NOVEMBER, eBay!
  • Physically_Insane 5 Nov 2013 18:50:39 10,452 posts
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    Yeah I seen that. How the fuck did he not know to press the big button that says TV?
  • PhoenixFlames 5 Nov 2013 19:29:18 9,263 posts
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    I'm getting one so that I can press the mayday button naked.
  • Deleted user 5 November 2013 19:56:43
    Yup, me and GF just had a good old go at the Mayday.

    What a silly thing. If it is actually video chat with some poor Amazon rep, then God help their souls.
  • Trowel 5 Nov 2013 20:43:07 18,929 posts
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    Magners tramp advert

    Johnnie Walker tramp advert

    Genius. Not even from the same ad agency or brewery. I have got to get me a job in advertising.
  • PhoenixFlames 5 Nov 2013 22:22:39 9,263 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Magners tramp advert

    Johnnie Walker tramp advert

    Genius. Not even from the same ad agency or brewery. I have got to get me a job in advertising.
    Those adverts annoy you?
  • Trowel 5 Nov 2013 22:53:52 18,929 posts
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    Too right - lazy conceptual work in both instances (doubly so in the second), and for gravitas and spine-tingling impact it's up there with Idris Elba reciting poetry in his irritating faux-RSC baritone.
  • Ged42 13 Nov 2013 23:03:07 7,981 posts
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    Is there an outbreak of stinky minges at the moment?

    Because there seems to be an advert for Vagisil on every ad break.
  • localnotail 13 Nov 2013 23:31:27 23,084 posts
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    Winter = tights => delicate female itching.

    At least they aren't ads for vaginal fairness creams.
  • VideoGameAddict25 15 Nov 2013 19:21:20 446 posts
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    Isme with Carol fucking Vorderman! Do I need to say anything else? ;)
  • thelzdking 15 Nov 2013 20:39:54 4,667 posts
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    John Lewis-style adverts (like the new Tesco one) make me want to go all Columbine.
  • localnotail 15 Nov 2013 20:56:53 23,084 posts
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    The Tesco one is weird because that Mum would surely have died her hair rather than go that weird aging grey.
  • Deleted user 17 November 2013 10:22:53
    Just saw a web ad for the new Nexus. Kids making a 'speech' in class getting nervous and looking up Churchill and then some tween girl gets hot for him.

    Fucking dire.
  • DUFFMAN5 17 Nov 2013 11:05:15 17,150 posts
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    Ged42 wrote:
    Is there an outbreak of stinky minges at the moment?

    Because there seems to be an advert for Vagisil on every ad break.

    I always tell my wife that women are dirty creatures (not in a good way ;) ) what with their stinky minges and bleeding every month, I make mine sleep in the shed during her "dirty time"...well I would if I could :)

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 11:06:17 17-11-2013
  • elvenscroll 24 Nov 2013 18:22:24 1,525 posts
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    Seriously John Lewis, fuck off.

    I've watched TV on netflix only for the past year so I probably chose the wrong time of year to sign back up to sky. Why doesn't the bear eat the rabbit? Why does the rabbit look at the bear like he wants to fuck him?

    Its confusing!
  • Deleted user 24 November 2013 19:20:05
    AWWW BUT ITS SO SWEEEEEEET

    No, fuck off, you moron.
  • Jono62 24 Nov 2013 19:36:16 15,103 posts
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    Plus it cost 7 million to make. Waste of money.
  • localnotail 24 Nov 2013 22:17:54 23,084 posts
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    Waking a bear in mid-hibernation could be deadly :(
  • VideoGameAddict25 24 Nov 2013 22:43:59 446 posts
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    "Asda have re-invented crumpets."

    Is this some kind of fucking joke?! All you've done is cut crumpets into the shape of a Christmas tree. Re-inventing MY ARSE!
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