Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 107

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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 30 Aug 2013 19:59:35 6,654 posts
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    The Audi advert with the boxing referee and the drums is awesome.
  • johnson81 30 Aug 2013 20:39:14 368 posts
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    Saw an advert earlier for some kind of pawn shop. All I can remember is that the song is, "You get to keep your car" in the style of German Oktoberfest. Shittiest advert for a while, plus as bad as Wonga, with the short term loan where you can lose your fucking car. Twats.
  • RedSparrows 30 Aug 2013 20:47:16 20,738 posts
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    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:
    "The DFS Summer sale ends soon"
    *sale end date arrives*
    *another DFS advert comes on*
    "The DFS flash event is now on."

    Oh please just fuck off! Is there ever a moment when you lying cunts DON'T have a sale?! :rolleyes:
    This :D
  • YenRug 31 Aug 2013 00:14:53 1,752 posts
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    @Syrette I have to admit, my fourth meerkat is somewhere in the post right now. In fact I need to check on that, should have been here by now.

    Anyway, my contribution to the crap adverts, although I'm only aware of it being in cinema's so far:

  • Blotto 31 Aug 2013 01:02:14 2,498 posts
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    Just FYI, that drink is fucking awful.
  • Baihu1983 1 Sep 2013 15:56:55 2,812 posts
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    The Halifax ad. Linda is the sort of staff member I would hate. Especially to work with.
  • CharlieStCloud 1 Sep 2013 16:15:25 4,660 posts
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    Blotto wrote:
    Just FYI, that drink is fucking awful.
    I echo your words.

    'Gaa-waan, giv'it a tipple!'

    *drinks*

    'Yuck.'
  • sport 1 Sep 2013 16:28:51 12,043 posts
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    Jacamo with fat Freddie - exactly the group of cunts I try avoid on a night out.

    Edited by sport at 16:29:23 01-09-2013
  • VideoGameAddict25 1 Sep 2013 21:45:52 184 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    The Halifax ad. Linda is the sort of staff member I would hate. Especially to work with.
    I thought that was an ad for B&Q or Homebase the first time I saw it. Only the last 5 or so seconds had anything to do with Halifax. Load of pretentious SHITE!

    On the topic of pretentious adverts I'd nominate the latest Coca Cola advert:
  • reggy72 1 Sep 2013 21:51:47 196 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:
    "The DFS Summer sale ends soon"
    *sale end date arrives*
    *another DFS advert comes on*
    "The DFS flash event is now on."

    Oh please just fuck off! Is there ever a moment when you lying cunts DON'T have a sale?! :rolleyes:
    This :D
    LOL..so true, you must be a right cunt to buy a DFS sofa that's not in some sort of sale, must about 4 hours per year when there isn't one on.
  • nickthegun 1 Sep 2013 21:52:49 55,848 posts
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    Im not usually a violent person, but i could happily punch the secret escapes woman square in the throat.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    He totally called it

  • KRadiation 1 Sep 2013 22:39:58 100 posts
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    Adverts for albums by artists I've never heard of.

    They're almost always narrated by Jo Whiley, they always have 5 star ratings by the same few papers or sites and then they throw in a few sound bytes like "unmistakable voice" "feel good [blank] of the summer" "perfect gift for father day/mothers day/Christmas"

    And they almost always a big pile of steaming dog snot
  • Kosmoz 1 Sep 2013 22:44:28 7,508 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Im not usually a violent person, but i could happily punch the secret escapes woman square in the throat.
    We are all having an affair with her.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • RedSparrows 1 Sep 2013 22:46:12 20,738 posts
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    I would.
  • KRadiation 1 Sep 2013 22:53:46 100 posts
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    @nickthegun
    I think her husband already beats her.

    "Who are you talking to darling?"

    Oh No one

    "It's better be no one if you know what's good for you"
  • Load_2.0 1 Sep 2013 23:02:15 18,155 posts
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    That shit washing machine powder advert. Starts with boy fixing his car exhaust and consists of his Dad talking to him like a cunt for the entire length of the advert.

    Just awful, lazy dialogue.

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 23:02:57 01-09-2013
  • johnson81 1 Sep 2013 23:13:19 368 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Im not usually a violent person, but i could happily punch the secret escapes woman square in the throat.
    After being knobbed no doubt.
  • johnson81 1 Sep 2013 23:17:28 368 posts
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    YenRug wrote:
    @Syrette I have to admit, my fourth meerkat is somewhere in the post right now. In fact I need to check on that, should have been here by now.

    Anyway, my contribution to the crap adverts, although I'm only aware of it being in cinema's so far:

    Actually saw this the other night during a footie match. Recognised the actress but couldnt't pinpoint until tonight.

    Elena from Peepshow.

    Edited by johnson81 at 23:17:55 01-09-2013
  • Madder-Max 1 Sep 2013 23:27:03 11,565 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    "It's like my whole life is in HD!"
    "No it is. Really!". /flicks hair

    I would though...

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • Madder-Max 1 Sep 2013 23:30:46 11,565 posts
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    Ok. 2d fucking adverts in IMAX just after the "formatting screen for imax". Announcement bollocks.

    Put on the glasses and then............kevin bacon doing a fucking conga with some freaky bug eyed black dude behind him......in 2 fucking D!

    Edited by Madder-Max at 23:31:44 01-09-2013

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • thelzdking 1 Sep 2013 23:35:32 3,953 posts
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    The Secret Escapes women manages to be both incredibly secretive and unable to keep a secret.
  • Madder-Max 1 Sep 2013 23:39:14 11,565 posts
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    The 3g advert with keving bacon doing the conga

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • YoshiMcTaggis 1 Sep 2013 23:57:35 2,450 posts
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    Madder-Max wrote:
    The 3g advert with keving bacon doing the conga
    I actively avoid Kevin Bacon films now, because all I see is his idiotic face trying to flog me some shit.
  • thelzdking 2 Sep 2013 00:26:44 3,953 posts
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    He needs the money.
  • YenRug 2 Sep 2013 11:38:10 1,752 posts
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    I kinda like the Kevin Bacon ads, you can blatantly tell that he's thinking, "Fuck it, they're throwing a shedload of money at me, I'll happily whore myself out!"
  • VideoGameAddict25 2 Sep 2013 16:42:31 184 posts
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    Internetting is NOT a word! Fuck off 3!
  • Buztafen 2 Sep 2013 17:00:21 15,957 posts
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    This shit. Makes no sense. Aliens? Also "I'm totally skint yet i need to redecorate my house, so i got a loan with an interest rate that'll bum me in the ass to do it!" Just fucking save up you stupid green cunny!
  • CharlieStCloud 2 Sep 2013 17:35:28 4,660 posts
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    YenRug wrote:
    I kinda like the Kevin Bacon ads, you can blatantly tell that he's thinking, "Fuck it, they're throwing a shedload of money at me, I'll happily whore myself out!"
    Yep, precisely!

    ... who wouldn't?
  • VideoGameAddict25 10 Sep 2013 16:41:45 184 posts
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    The latest British Airways advert. "To Fly. To Serve." What a load of pretentious SHITE!
  • kinky_mong 10 Sep 2013 16:43:20 9,586 posts
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    You really need to stop watching tv, it can't be good for your blood pressure.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

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