Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 102

  • Page

    of 117 First / Last

  • imamazed 30 Apr 2013 09:18:58 5,533 posts
    Seen 38 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    robc84 wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    robc84 wrote:
    I think the worst one out at the moment is that coke zero one.

    'Hey remember me? I'm the one who sold you your coca cola. What if i told you you were actually drinking coke zero?'

    Truly awful. With the amount of monet coca cola have thats the best they could come up with?!
    Not only is it a shit advert, but my reaction to somene hiding something in my drink and selling me something that I didn't order on purpose would be white hot rage.

    Especially if it was a dubbed smarmy cunt on the the massive screen gloating about it.
    And how do none of them realise that there is another cup inside their cup?

    Just terrible.
    Also it implies that there's no point in them selling regular, full fat coke. If Coke Zero really was identical in taste (and it's not) then why would you go for the unhealthier, more sugar-heavy, option.
  • M83J01P97 30 Apr 2013 19:51:05 6,591 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    I feel like these adverts shouldn't need explaining... but what's up with the Santander adverts will all the famous sports type people? Why are they just turning up in people's houses telling them random banking stuff and then just staring at them in a blank, soulless way?

    I mean the one guy is just his in pants... and the women peacefully painting some fruit, when the golfer guy just appears and starts eating the apple she is painting... like a right dick.

    Are the adverts saying that these sports people are our new gods and we must allow them to invade our lives while a shitty Spanish bank drain away the value of our money?

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 19:56:59 30-04-2013

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 19:57:26 30-04-2013
  • Jono62 30 Apr 2013 19:54:21 14,052 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    I wouldn't mind Ennis showing up at my place to talk bank accounts.
  • Jono62 2 May 2013 16:16:17 14,052 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    Banned Mountain Dew adverts:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-lxqYMrOY&sns=em
  • VideoGameAddict25 2 May 2013 18:19:59 291 posts
    Seen 40 minutes ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    Morrisons with Ant & Dec. I see these twats enough on ITV. I don't need to see them in a fucking supermarket advert!
  • freaxgamer 2 May 2013 18:37:18 1,604 posts
    Seen 1 year ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    VideoGameAddict25 wrote:
    Morrisons with Ant & Dec. I see these twats enough on ITV. I don't need to see them in a fucking supermarket advert!
    All we need is one of the Bakers in Morrison's too shoot Ant in the eyes with cream and Dec running away screaming "He's Blind!!"......Byker Grove all over again


    /lol
  • RobTheBuilder 2 May 2013 18:48:00 6,521 posts
    Seen 9 months ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    @freaxgamer bingo.
  • Lukus 2 May 2013 20:32:18 19,049 posts
    Seen 56 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    British Heart Foundation.

    "I hate my job!" *Comically stern face*

    Why?! Why does he hate his job? The fucking idiot. It doesn't make any sense for him to say that.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • mal 4 May 2013 22:20:44 22,445 posts
    Seen 9 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Makes perfect sense. He doesn't hate doing his job, but he hates the fact his job exists. The fact most of us mean the former when we say 'I hate my job' is our poor use of English, not his.

    Today, I'm despising the latest Samsung advert, which uses a song which begins with the lyric 'I know people don't really fix things any more'. And then proceeds to tell you to buy a new Sansung washing machine when your current one breaks down, or better, before it does.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • VideoGameAddict25 5 May 2013 16:50:55 291 posts
    Seen 40 minutes ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    The HP Envy ad. "You open, you type, you swipe, you rock..." FUCK OFF!
  • FromTheHalfWayLine 5 May 2013 20:45:18 61 posts
    Seen 15 hours ago
    Registered 2 years ago
    Florence, stick your story up your arse!

    Edited by FromTheHalfWayLine at 20:45:57 05-05-2013
  • pacrifice 5 May 2013 21:15:29 1,069 posts
    Seen 18 hours ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    http://bit.ly/15lp5ut

    Fucking bastards and when the bitches talk, I have to mute the set, god.
  • Baihu1983 7 May 2013 17:59:43 3,391 posts
    Seen 36 minutes ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    The diet Pepsi cinema ad.
  • Lukus 7 May 2013 18:19:01 19,049 posts
    Seen 56 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    mal wrote:
    Makes perfect sense. He doesn't hate doing his job, but he hates the fact his job exists. The fact most of us mean the former when we say 'I hate my job' is our poor use of English, not his.
    Bullshit, the guy's a cunt. He hates the fact he's helping people with heart disease.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Agent_Llama 7 May 2013 22:44:43 3,353 posts
    Seen 16 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Secret Escapes. I have no words to describe my hatred.

    3DS: Mooky - 2019-9643-8311
    NNid: Agent_Llama
    Vita/PS3/360: Faloola
    FFXIV ARR: Alekzander Lockhart, Odin

  • RobTheBuilder 7 May 2013 22:51:27 6,521 posts
    Seen 9 months ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    @Agent_Llama It's annoying, but at least the girl is alright.
  • johnson81 7 May 2013 23:05:41 373 posts
    Seen 3 days ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Fuck Off.
  • VideoGameAddict25 9 May 2013 08:18:51 291 posts
    Seen 40 minutes ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFMceUMSWyI

    I fucking hate this advert and I mute the TV EVERY TIME it comes on! What is with the annoying trend of singing in adverts?! Fuck off Admiral, if I ever need insurance, it won't be from you twats!

    Edited by VideoGameAddict25 at 08:19:18 09-05-2013

    Edited by VideoGameAddict25 at 08:20:10 09-05-2013
  • Jono62 9 May 2013 08:20:44 14,052 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    @VideoGameAddict25 You really hate adverts.
  • warlockuk 9 May 2013 09:18:01 19,146 posts
    Seen 17 hours ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    The one that still pisses me off is that toothpaste/floss one where the woman flosses her teeth and asks if blood is normal. And then when he says "NO, YOU STUPID WHORE, BLEEDING FROM ANYWHERE BUT YOUR CAVERNOUS VAGINA AND ANUS IS NOT NORMAL" she nods like some great universal mystery has just been solved for her. Fuck right off.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • VideoGameAddict25 9 May 2013 15:58:48 291 posts
    Seen 40 minutes ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    M&Ms - "Hey babe, I could really do with a snack". If I was the guy this would be my reaction:
    "Then get up off your arse and get one yourself you lazy bitch!"
  • RobTheBuilder 9 May 2013 16:02:20 6,521 posts
    Seen 9 months ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    @VideoGameAddict25 the company I used to work for pitched for admiral. When we saw what we lost to, we were staggered.
  • TarickStonefire 9 May 2013 16:03:45 3,034 posts
    Seen 14 minutes ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    The ones for Sky where two 'celebrities' (argh, they're just humans who pretend to be other humans, why do we celebrate them?!) chat amongst themselves about how incredible Sky is.

    So *incredibly* patronising and ridiculous.

    Any Netflix library in the world for a couple of quid a month? Gimme!

  • RobTheBuilder 9 May 2013 16:07:08 6,521 posts
    Seen 9 months ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    @warlockuk I hate that.
  • VideoGameAddict25 10 May 2013 20:24:50 291 posts
    Seen 40 minutes ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaa9kTaqbsQ

    I thought this was going to be some charity advert at first. Turns out it was just another advert flogging some fucking dog food!
  • mal 10 May 2013 21:44:06 22,445 posts
    Seen 9 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    One from the BBC for a change - the advert for this weekend's The Voice which starts with Jessie Fucking J mispronouncing the word 'Battle' in really quite an offensive way. I can't even mute it in time.

    Oh well, I suppose it'll hopefully go away tomorrow, when the programme it's advertising airs.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • RedSparrows 10 May 2013 22:02:50 22,256 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    That William guy, the worst fucking celebrity musician whatever ever, going 'it's going to be crazy' too.

    OH FUCK THE FUCK OFF
  • Sharzam 10 May 2013 22:11:55 2,832 posts
    Seen 4 days ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Loving this thread, it pretty much summaries my hatred for the human population and current mass market stupidity.

    Please keep your vitriol and bile coming, it makes me feel more accepted.

    Known as 'Sharzam' in 98.5% of games

  • RedSparrows 10 May 2013 22:31:23 22,256 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Remember: adverts are not people. They are what marketing companies, once filtered by their client's desires, think will appeal to the broadest possible sector of a market. They suck cos they treat people in such an odd way.
  • RobTheBuilder 11 May 2013 00:34:27 6,521 posts
    Seen 9 months ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    RedSparrows wrote:
    Remember: adverts are not people. They are what marketing companies, once filtered by their client's desires, think will appeal to the broadest possible sector of a market. They suck cos they treat people in such an odd way.
    I should add that the good agencies do try and treat people like real people. The best are trying to change the patronising tone that many use.
  • Page

    of 117 First / Last

Log in or register to reply