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  • boo 13 Nov 2012 11:52:47 11,739 posts
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    But John Lewis loves you, thelzdking!

    /gives big, non-corporate hug

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  • thelzdking 13 Nov 2012 12:01:34 4,367 posts
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    Heh! If they really loved me and were really "with me for life" then they would give me stuff regardless of my ability to pay for it.

    I don't want your hugs John Lewis; get out of my personal space!
  • Lukus 15 Nov 2012 22:37:58 19,049 posts
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    "WE WON THE HEALTH LOTTERY!"

    The irony being they all look like they're riddled with cancer.

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  • MadCaddy13 16 Nov 2012 07:41:08 1,879 posts
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    The m
  • dufftownallan 26 Nov 2012 07:07:01 4,724 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I hate this new trend in adverts for taking existing songs and rearranging (ruining) them with a slow, ponderous, melancholy acoustic track and miserable sounding female singer. It's really tiresome.
    this, absolutely this. I was complaining about that just the other night, it's fucking lazy and disrespectful.
  • PhoenixFlames 26 Nov 2012 07:15:37 8,942 posts
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    That EE one with Richard Bacon is starting to annoy...

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  • BillMurray 26 Nov 2012 07:56:08 7,700 posts
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    John Lewis, again.
  • EMarkM 26 Nov 2012 08:01:02 3,173 posts
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    @PhoenixFlames You can't beat Dick Bacon.

    Mind you, I was beating mine ALL NIGHT.

    Wahaay, etc.
  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2012 08:29:31 22,256 posts
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    I don't want any emotional connection with any brand, if I can help it. Fuck off, I say.
  • Tom_Servo 2 Dec 2012 16:31:43 17,496 posts
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    That one about planting trees for Velvet bog roll.

    WONDERFUL WONDERFUL TREEEEEEEEES

    The worst kind of twee rubbish.
  • kickerconspiracy 2 Dec 2012 16:34:38 495 posts
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    @BillMurray

    Yeah, I hate those fucking adverts.
  • RobTheBuilder 2 Dec 2012 16:34:38 6,521 posts
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    Is a nice ad like that preferable to being shouted at or patronised like most ads do?
  • kickerconspiracy 2 Dec 2012 16:36:27 495 posts
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    Sorry if this has already been posted.

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  • Tom_Servo 2 Dec 2012 16:37:29 17,496 posts
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    The Velvet one is definitely patronising, if you're talking to me. The voiceover guy has a 'quirky' voice (this means he's from the West Country or Wales or somewhere in advertising) and speaks to you like you're five years old.

    It's remarkable that they've made such a bodge of advertising a concept like planting more trees than you use in manufacturing. What could go wrong, eh?
  • thelzdking 2 Dec 2012 18:02:39 4,367 posts
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    That John Lewis advert is going to be made into a children's book.
  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 19:42:03 19,049 posts
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    I've just seen the worst advert ever with Dawn Porter talking to a bunch of women about cleaning your arse with a wet wipe. They all test the product in a caravan and come back amazed. Which to me, kind of implies they all have dirty, stinky anuses normally.

    Thanks for ruining women for me.

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  • nickthegun 5 Jan 2013 19:46:09 59,416 posts
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    Tell me about it. I woke up to this stupid fucking program ans then minutes later theres dawn porter getting a middle aged zumba class to wipe their sweaty chuffs.

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    He totally called it

  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 19:49:38 19,049 posts
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    I'm amazed there wasn't a before and after shot.

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  • Tom_Servo 5 Jan 2013 19:58:07 17,496 posts
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    Just saw that Dawn Porter one.

    What the FUCK?
  • graysonavich 5 Jan 2013 19:59:41 7,320 posts
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    Weirdest semi ever.
  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 20:05:49 19,049 posts
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    Haha!

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  • HoboMario 5 Jan 2013 20:08:38 28 posts
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    I happened to look up at the telly when the sound was on mute and there seemed to be a Go Compare advert... with Stephen Hawkings in it.

    Please tell me i'm mistaken.
  • Trowel 5 Jan 2013 20:09:05 17,581 posts
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    Interesting Will Smith fact: Will Smith wipes his arse with wet wipes.

    More tomorrow.
  • Tom_Servo 5 Jan 2013 20:10:10 17,496 posts
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    :D
  • Lukus 5 Jan 2013 20:16:33 19,049 posts
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    HoboMario wrote:
    I happened to look up at the telly when the sound was on mute and there seemed to be a Go Compare advert... with Stephen Hawkings in it.

    Please tell me i'm mistaken.
    I'm pretty sure someone just kidnapped him for the day and there was nothing he could do about it.

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  • Jono62 5 Jan 2013 20:28:43 14,052 posts
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    The Joe Hart head and shoulders one is fucking awful.
  • S.J.Rogers 15 Jan 2013 10:33:30 3,557 posts
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    HoboMario wrote:
    I happened to look up at the telly when the sound was on mute and there seemed to be a Go Compare advert... with Stephen Hawkings in it.

    Please tell me i'm mistaken.
    Just seen this, for shame..!

    To see a real hero of mine do this is a sad day. :(
  • Mageme 15 Jan 2013 10:43:26 2,008 posts
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    I was just about to mention the Stephen Hawking Go Compare ad! I've never visited the Go Compare website and these ads don't make me want to either.

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  • teamHAM 26 Jan 2013 17:25:22 2,880 posts
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    Anything to do with Turkish Airlines. Every time I hear that tune it makes me want to punch a baby in the face.

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  • bladdard 26 Jan 2013 22:35:56 924 posts
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    Sky Broadband with Jennifer Aniston. Horrible annoying advert which cannot be unseen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjpKfd_5igs

    Sorry!

    Edited by bladdard at 22:37:47 26-01-2013
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