Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 89

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  • Mageme 27 Mar 2012 15:04:21 2,008 posts
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    The latest Santander ad for some saving account; basically drones on about you save something when do something else completely unrelated. Plus they tried to make things rhyme but then drops that completely.

    you play, you save; you sleep, you save; you take a crap, you save

    /ad infinitum

    3DS: 5086-1465-9252

  • glaeken 27 Mar 2012 15:19:29 11,129 posts
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    Funny before opening the thread that was exactly the advert I was thinking about. It's so irritating I change channel when it comes on.
  • Tom_Servo 27 Mar 2012 16:46:24 17,401 posts
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    That new KFC advert with the family who take in the French exchange students.

    Yeah get some Kentucky Fried Chicken in, a bit of the local cuisine after all. CHRIST.
  • Thecunce 27 Mar 2012 20:41:09 114 posts
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    Halifax once again with there quoir adverts, especially the I believe I can fly classic.
    It prob wouldn't have raised an eyebrow if it didn't have the song in there.
    Halifax adverts have been some of the worst on telly for as long as I can remember, If I banked with them I would close my account.
  • Nuclear_Guru 28 Mar 2012 00:12:06 27 posts
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    @Thecunce.
    I did close my Halifax account ages back, when they first started using that black speccy guy in their ads. They were one's that had me changing channel everytime & when I closed it I told them that was the reason lol.

    This is one that currently tops my irritation list:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUbU06qzeo

    What the fuck is she supposed to be doing at the end of it?
  • LeoliansBro 17 Apr 2012 21:55:15 43,639 posts
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    What the hell is going on with that Confused.com 1,000 nectar points advert? They seem to have taken the feedback that the original cartoon woman sources a microphone etc from her chuff and decided they need that kind of weird sexualisation of animated characters, but more.

    So, we have the original woman dragging all sorts from her mimsy still, but also a ludicrously ripped bloke sunbathing, a bouncy castle bird with slo-mo Dead Or Alive boob bounce, a flash of pink frilly kickers from the fat black bird, etc etc.

    This would be fine, animated characters can be sexy, but they all retain this cutesy, simplified set of faces from the original. Plus the decision to give later characters hair, Simpsons-style, leaves the original looking like she's going bald to boot.

    It's fucked up.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Tom_Servo 19 Apr 2012 07:34:11 17,401 posts
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    The new Mars advert where the ordinary bloke becomes England goalie in a shoot-out with Holland might be the worst advert I've ever seen. It's absolutely horrendous. I really don't know how it looks so cheap for an advert that was presumably very expensive either.

    On the flipside I really do like that new Irn Bru advert with the clingy girlfriend and her mum moving into some guy's flat. The shot of her mum and the way she delivers her line is brilliant.
  • RedSparrows 19 Apr 2012 09:00:10 22,215 posts
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    The Mars one is dire yes.

    No doubt it is screened to cries of 'legend'...
  • TheSaint 19 Apr 2012 09:33:03 14,261 posts
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    I just like the idea that eating Mars bars gives you some kind of athletic prowess. Most people you see eating Mars bars would have struggled to get over the advertising boards let alone save a penalty.
  • DaM 19 Apr 2012 09:37:55 12,968 posts
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    I think you'll find a Mars a day helps you work, rest and play - scientific fact.
  • nickthegun 19 Apr 2012 09:46:31 59,332 posts
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    An annoying advert but one that I actually have respect for is money supermarket. Not only have they nicked a catchphrase from a 15 year old indie film that hardly anyone watched, in their most recent ad, they actually have a vince vaughn lookalike poncing about a casino.

    Thats commitment.

    Edited by nickthegun at 09:46:57 19-04-2012

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    He totally called it

  • mrpon 19 Apr 2012 09:49:49 28,709 posts
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    I also like how Peter Jones was cast aside so quickly, the lanky cunt.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • PazJohnMitch 23 Apr 2012 21:22:37 7,955 posts
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    Just seen an advert where a fat man goes into a sauna only to find it is a kitchen.

    Then it flashes up free vari-focals.

    Not sure how glasses help in steam filled locations.
  • SirDespard 24 Apr 2012 12:27:27 118 posts
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    I loathe the curry sauce advert where the Geordie bloke keeps saying "Ticker" sauce. Winds me up chronic, and I'm Northern too, but the pronounciation is so wrong.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 24 Apr 2012 14:21:30 6,654 posts
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    I fucking hate how every other advert seems to be a betting company.

    And how they leverage losing a tenner as part of the *football* experience.

    Those Payday lenders can get to fuck as well, "Money lender of the year!"

    Social parasites the fucking lot.
  • Lukus 24 Apr 2012 14:33:13 19,037 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    Just seen an advert where a fat man goes into a sauna only to find it is a kitchen.

    Then it flashes up free vari-focals.

    Not sure how glasses help in steam filled locations.
    Note how the arrangement of the fruit strongly implies he has an erection.

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  • localnotail 5 May 2012 18:11:53 23,093 posts
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    Re: BT stalky flatmate advert, recent edition. Why does that girl like Duran Duran? Find it hard to accept anyone would retro-love them, and I was a big fan, as a clueless hormone-driven pre-teen, which was likely to be more than a decade before she was born.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • graysonavich 5 May 2012 18:19:46 7,320 posts
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    I don't get who the guy is suppose to be either. "You'd have been 1" in 1984...surely 7 or 8 years too old to be living in some student flat?
  • Pirotic Moderator 5 May 2012 18:23:04 20,646 posts
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    Anybody mentioned that "After all I put my hair through" advert yet with Liv Tyler?
  • localnotail 5 May 2012 18:25:36 23,093 posts
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    Indeed. Stupid advert people.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • localnotail 5 May 2012 18:29:37 23,093 posts
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    That ^^ was at grayson, I can't edit my posts for some reason.

    I mentally switch off whenever hair / beauty adverts come on, so I haven't noticed the Liv Tyler one.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • gang_of_bitches 6 May 2012 00:12:27 5,447 posts
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    There's an advert for Debenhams on at the moment where a woman is buying a bikini branded Floozie. What the fuck is up with women? You wouldn't catch a man buying "dick head" brand stuff, surely they should have a little more self respect.
  • Deleted user 6 May 2012 00:32:04
    gang_of_bitches wrote:
    There's an advert for Debenhams on at the moment where a woman is buying a bikini branded Floozie. What the fuck is up with women? You wouldn't catch a man buying "dick head" brand stuff, surely they should have a little more self respect.
    Women have self-respect until the fashion industry tells them not to.
  • MadCaddy13 6 May 2012 08:26:05 1,870 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    I don't get who the guy is suppose to be either. "You'd have been 1" in 1984...surely 7 or 8 years too old to be living in some student flat?
    I think he says youd have been what... Then he was interrupted. But yeh facking annoying either way
  • monty2k 24 May 2012 14:41:22 242 posts
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    The advert for Ambrosia cream yoghurts

    It's like watching patients at an insane asylum. One patient winds up the token fat inmate and then they all start shouting things at each other until the "thermos flask" patient finally wanks off and explodes all over himself.

    It is really fucking creepy and I have no idea who thought that would make a good avdert for yoghurts.
  • localnotail 24 May 2012 14:54:47 23,093 posts
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    monty2k wrote:
    I have no idea who thought that would make a good avdert for yoghurts.
    People who have just discovered acid. Or the Mighty Boosh. Or both.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • monty2k 24 May 2012 15:19:02 242 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    monty2k wrote:
    I have no idea who thought that would make a good avdert for yoghurts.
    People who have just discovered acid. Or the Mighty Boosh. Or both.
    Ah right. That explains it then - I never got the Mighty Boosh.
  • Kay 24 May 2012 15:23:05 17,798 posts
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    It's got a slight whiff of the "whassup!" Budweiser adverts from years back, too.
  • Sid-Nice 24 May 2012 15:31:26 15,852 posts
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    The Wii U ad where the bloke sends his girlfriend flowers via the (NFC)through Skype.

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • themanfromdelmonte 24 May 2012 19:10:20 573 posts
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    The Pedigree Dentastix "Doggy Dentures." ad.

    "You're joking right?"

    No, YOU are. I said f**k all about false teeth for dogs.

    /little rage
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