Jesus is Back!! ... Aparantly

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  • megastar 26 May 2006 12:37:46 17,196 posts
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    And Living in Africa.

    Here
  • mooth-EcToX 26 May 2006 12:39:25 3,619 posts
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    But I'm right here...

    /controversial
  • tourlord 26 May 2006 12:40:41 2,600 posts
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    I used to know a guy that had a psychotic episode and spent two years telling everyone he was Jesus Christ.

    If he hadn't been short, bald and effeminate, he might have pulled it off.
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:42:39 70,676 posts
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    "When reporters from the Post visited Jhawarelall at her home, she pointed out sketches of angels and a cross on the walls."

    Well that's me convinced!

    Peej
  • York 26 May 2006 12:46:20 8,667 posts
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    Nah, Jesus ain't no chick.

    And he'll bust up anyone who claims otherwise.
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:47:06 70,676 posts
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    /headbutts jesus

    Peej
  • York 26 May 2006 12:49:30 8,667 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    /headbutts jesus

    Peej
    I'd assume that that would have the double effect of hurting Jesus, while quite possibly healing you.
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:50:09 70,676 posts
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    Quite possibly, I hadn't thought that far ahead.

    Peej
  • York 26 May 2006 12:50:42 8,667 posts
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    Is your headache gone?
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  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:51:22 70,676 posts
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    Yup but my feet don't 'arf hurt still.

    Peej
  • MetalDog 26 May 2006 12:52:34 23,725 posts
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    When I worked in the church cafe there was an old guy who'd come in regularly claiming to be Christ. All he ever asked for was a glass of water, which was provided - then he left.

    The way I figure it, no harm, no foul.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:53:29 70,676 posts
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    Did he do the thing, you know the miracle thing, and always walk out pissed as a fart?

    Peej
  • Goban 26 May 2006 12:53:52 9,073 posts
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    What was the name of that TV sports presenter that thought he was the second coming....or something. Whatever happened to whazzizname :) Piss poor memory me!
  • drumbaby 26 May 2006 12:53:52 2,688 posts
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    So's her husband.
  • MetalDog 26 May 2006 12:55:22 23,725 posts
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    David Ike.
    He thinks the Bush family and the Royal family are lizardmen too.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • reality_cheque 26 May 2006 12:55:48 7,487 posts
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    I like the fact that religious bloke uses "Nobody told me Jesus would come back as a woman" as his main argument.

    Jesus lives near me, he does too much acid and found the holy grail at Glastonbury 3-4 years ago. True story.
  • York 26 May 2006 12:57:20 8,667 posts
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    This is why a concept like Jesus wouldn't get over these days.

    Where's the faith?

    The world is HELLBOUND!
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 12:58:16 70,676 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    David Ike.
    He thinks the Bush family and the Royal family are lizardmen too.

    Not a total loonie then!

    Peej
  • Goban 26 May 2006 13:01:29 9,073 posts
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    David Ike......cheers MD.

    Last time I saw him he was wearing a pink shellsuit and was getting the piss taken out of him by some chat show host...poor sod! Stark raving bonkers he was. Need to do a search and see what he's been up to, prepares for some hilarity.

    Edited by Goban at 13:02:05 26-05-2006
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 13:02:37 70,676 posts
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    Tis Icke but we don't nitpick here, oh no

    Peej
  • paulrog 26 May 2006 13:03:50 117 posts
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    crucify her........leaver her for a few days, if she comes back!!!
    I will beleive her
  • Goban 26 May 2006 13:05:23 9,073 posts
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    davidicke.com woooooooooo!
  • York 26 May 2006 13:05:38 8,667 posts
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    By that logic, Madonna is Jesus and I claim my 5.
  • pjmaybe 26 May 2006 13:06:17 70,676 posts
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    So the question remains...

    Is she hot?

    Peej
  • paulrog 26 May 2006 13:06:29 117 posts
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    nice one, its in the post
  • Deleted user 26 May 2006 13:12:12
    Regarding Icke:

    "In 1999, he published The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the secret world government consists of a race of reptilian humanoids known as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent figures are, in fact, reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Kris Kristofferson."


    ..lemme highlight that.

    "including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Kris Kristofferson."


    No, no, one more time

    "including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Kris Kristofferson."
  • MetalDog 26 May 2006 13:20:33 23,725 posts
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    I feel sorry for Icke (oops). It's fairly clear something went *spoing* in his brainworks at some point or another - still, he doesn't seem to be hurting anyone, hopefully not even himself.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

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