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  • Youthist 25 Dec 2007 21:13:56 9,896 posts
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    Ignition wrote:
    Yeah my sentiments too. The bloke off quadrophenia? He's quite good.

    He is , hands down, the worst actor I have ever seen in any soap, ever.

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • DaisyD 25 Dec 2007 21:23:19 11,818 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:
    Sorry DD, obvious spoliers in a EE thread?

    Could a mod put spoilers in the topic pls?
    Maybe you should edit your post to say spoilers instead!
  • Youthist 26 Dec 2007 12:33:21 9,896 posts
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    Ignition wrote:
    wow you didn't see that last bloke? The um game show host, alfie or omething...now he was baD
    I think he seemed more "plausible" (just). The quadrophenia bloke is basically a cartoon cut out. Appalling!

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • malteaserhead 31 Dec 2007 20:47:05 13,444 posts
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    I think I just watched Ian Beale tell someone to
    "chillax"

    Says it all really...
  • Syrette 31 Dec 2007 21:13:44 41,801 posts
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    Yeah he told some guy to chillax, that some guy then started showing off to some shemale looking type doing a few handbreak turns and then ended up crashing into a skip or something... probably dying.

    What a stupid programme.

  • LetsGo 2 Jan 2008 11:36:12 5,069 posts
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    *sniff* poor kevin.
  • THFourteen 2 Jan 2008 11:37:15 31,797 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:
    *sniff* poor kevin.
    havent watched it yet, was hoping to catch up at lunch using the bbc iplayer

    /loves bbc iplayer
  • Youthist 2 Jan 2008 11:38:35 9,896 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:
    *sniff* poor kevin.

    His finest acting performance was on the slab in the mortuary. Even then he couldnt keep his face still.

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • THFourteen 2 Jan 2008 11:38:45 31,797 posts
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    DaveE wrote:
    always dip in and out of this programme, its classic british tv.

    why was that bloke trying to get rid of the car?

    phil gave it to him to sell, it was a dodgy motor - you know one of those where they splice the ends of two cars together to make a new car...

    then shirley found out about it and threatend to tell the po-lice.
  • LetsGo 2 Jan 2008 11:39:29 5,069 posts
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    cos his a dodgy geezer trying to sell 'cut and shut' motors. a bloody ex-copper found out and the pig told him to get rid of em'.

    *cough*
  • smoothpete 2 Jan 2008 11:51:23 31,017 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    LetsGo wrote:
    *sniff* poor kevin.

    His finest acting performance was on the slab in the mortuary. Even then he couldnt keep his face still.
    I thought it was hilarious how what's her name was booing over him, all the while his face was jerking about all over the place. What a codpiece.

    I missed what actually happened, how did he die?
  • nickthegun 2 Jan 2008 11:54:04 55,848 posts
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    He was killed for being a cod-east end philosopher and a mega-shitty extension of his parklife character.

    Also, the bonnet flew up on his car when he was trying to impress the old bag who doesnt wear a bra, making him crash into a skip.

    I also made my wife promise that if I die before her, she wont embarass herself by talking absolute shit to me when im on the slab.

    God, I fucking hate that program. The only good things about it this christmas are the Mekon dressing up as santa, only to be punished for acting out of character and having a laugh and his brother Jack who is, apparently, batman and just sits in darkened rooms waiting for people to enter.

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    He totally called it

  • smoothpete 2 Jan 2008 12:11:18 31,017 posts
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    I did very much enjoy the bit where Max got busted.
  • pistol 2 Jan 2008 12:34:27 13,019 posts
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    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    I ended up watching Eastenders of Christmas Day with 'the family'... I wanted to kill myself after watching that shit. Merry Christmas max you slutty shagging whore! I like max. He was in red dwarf, the shit years.

    His wife is hot. Why shag that aids invested hooker!

    Good aids, but still. Planet.!

    Also in Only Fools & Horses when he had hair, and it was proper ginger. He worked in the same office as Rodney at Casandra's dad's factory. Remember when Rodney deleted everything from his screen by accident and ging pointed it out?

    Agree that Phil Daniels is wooden.

    Remembers him in scum too.

    "I'll f*ckin stripe ya"
  • pistol 2 Jan 2008 12:36:53 13,019 posts
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    DaveE wrote:
    tanya is hot

    I think she's pretty wooden too tbh, although I guess the programme's full of ham acting and you don't watch soaps for Oscar winning performances.
  • Whizzo 3 Jan 2008 20:07:29 42,758 posts
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    The Gieco Gecko knowing about Martin Luther's tactics was rather surprising this evening.

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  • THFourteen 31 Jan 2008 19:40:21 31,797 posts
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    ugh

    shut UP dot.
  • THFourteen 31 Jan 2008 19:58:01 31,797 posts
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    OMG

    that was a bigger waste of 30mins of my life than normal

    going to go watch sopranos :-\
  • PhoenixFlames 31 Jan 2008 20:11:52 8,781 posts
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    ^^^youth of today, no respect^^^

    I drive an automatic 'cause I'm too cool to change gears.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • LetsGo 12 Feb 2008 16:39:57 5,069 posts
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    Why didnt the police want to talk with Stacy last night about taking drugs?
  • nickthegun 12 Feb 2008 16:42:26 55,848 posts
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    Because the police in Eastenders are the most ineffectual pieces of shit in human history.

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    He totally called it

  • Fat-Boy 12 Feb 2008 16:45:42 4,300 posts
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    I'm going to get a Luton style van, fill it with a dozen or so refurbed washing machines, and sell them outside the laundrette for a hundred nicker a go. I'll make a fucking mint.

    Then, with my new found wealth, I shall woo Stacey Slater and whisk her away with me. Oh yes.
  • Lutz 12 Feb 2008 16:47:44 48,854 posts
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    Stacey Slater... you sooo would.

    You'd feel dirty afterwards and hate yourself for it, but you sooooo would...*










    *Optional replacement of "You" to "I"

  • Fat-Boy 12 Feb 2008 16:48:40 4,300 posts
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    I wouldn't hate myself, I'd be over the moon.

    She looks like she'd be utter filth too.
  • Lutz 12 Feb 2008 16:49:52 48,854 posts
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    Click!

    /slaps self

    You're a BAD BAD MAN.
  • Fat-Boy 12 Feb 2008 16:51:31 4,300 posts
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    /follows Lutz directly to hell. Does not pass 'Go'. Does not collect 200.
  • twelveways 12 Feb 2008 16:59:02 3,497 posts
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    Ruby yeah, Stacey has a face like a doughnut though.

    GHB isnt illegal in the UK yet is it?
  • LetsGo 15 Feb 2008 09:53:16 5,069 posts
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    another 'week of specials'.

    it seems everyones getting back together... /o\
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