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  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:26:22 36,477 posts
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    "Well, when you see GOB, tell him I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it here."
    "You'd do that do your own brother?"
    "I said cot."
  • Deleted user 12 June 2007 18:27:31
    "Michael, get me a vodka rocks"
    "Mom, it's breakfast"
    "And a piece of toast"
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:29:45 36,477 posts
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    "Well, yes, but Iím afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now Iím afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
    "There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:30:49 36,477 posts
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    "From now on, I want you to just tell me whatís on your mind, okay? And I promise I wonít just hear what I want to hear."
    "I love my cousin."
    "Love you, too, pal."
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:32:48 36,477 posts
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    "Keep in mind we are building something that is not only for our own kids; itís also for George Michael and Maebyís kids, too."
    "What? What? We canít have kids! Whatís the matter...? What are you...? I mean itís not even an option, really."
    "Well, eventually, youíll want to."
    "Sure, I may want to, you know, now. I-It doesnít matter. Either way, I wonít do anything about it. Come on!"
  • Deleted user 12 June 2007 18:33:14
    Gob: Is that George Michael's girlfriend? What is she funny or something?
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:33:55 36,477 posts
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    "Steve Holtís not my son."
    "Steve Holt? What, the moron jock?"
    "Thatís my son, you pothead!"
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    Gob: [talking about his new boat] The Seaward.
    Michael: You're not getting a boat.
    Gob: [doing rock, paper, scissors] One, two, three.
    Michael: You're not gonna do it...
    [does rock]
    Michael: .
    Gob: Paper covers rock.
    Michael: Fine, but rock sinks boat.
    Lucille: [entering room] Michael.
    Michael: Just a minute mom.
    [to GOB]
    Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
    Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:34:44 36,477 posts
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    "No, Iím not afraid of sex..."
    "Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didnít think so. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how Iíd answer."
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:37:53 36,477 posts
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    "My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I canít give her. Um... maybe a little 'Afternoon Delight'?"
    Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named 'Afternoon Deelite', a strain famous for slowing behavior.
    "Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?"
    "I donít need any details."
    "Maybe Iíll put it in her brownie."
    "Hey!"
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:39:20 36,477 posts
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    "You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to obsessive-compulsive disorder. Or the O.C. disorder."
    "Donít call it that."

    One of my favourites :)
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:40:21 36,477 posts
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    "You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-ably, I know youíre the big marriage expert. Oh, Iím sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead."
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:41:58 36,477 posts
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    My wrists are tired after all that :)
  • Deleted user 12 June 2007 18:44:01
    cubbymoore wrote:
    "You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-ably, I know you’re the big marriage expert. Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead."

    LMAO love that scene. The look on everyone's faces. :D

    [on the phone]
    George Michael: Hello, Bluth Company.
    George Sr.: Talk me off, honey. Talk me off.
    George Michael: Talk you off what, PopPop?
    George Sr.: Oh, George Michael. I thought you were - when's that voice gonna drop? Put Kitty on the phone.
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    Michael: The only thing I found in the refrigerator was a dead dove in a bag.
    Gob: You didnt eat that dove, did you? I only have 6 days to return it.
  • cubbymoore 12 Jun 2007 18:53:42 36,477 posts
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    Just remembered this classic one:

    "Okay, thereís still three whistles left out there. Whoís got the whistles?"
    *Blows whistle*
    "He kept one."
    "Thereís a good example of whistle blowing, okay, but youíve kept yours, so itís hurting your case."
    "I was in the bathroom when you asked for it back."
    *Whistle blows*
    "No, he wasnít."
  • Deleted user 12 June 2007 18:55:55
    Michael: Clear as the Ann on plain's face.
  • AlanOB 12 Jun 2007 19:02:47 398 posts
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    Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
    Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

    Fantastic payoff to this in the final episode aswell, when Michael goes to see Gob at the pier. What's written on the side of his boat?

    "The C-Word"

    LOL.
  • Dougs 15 Jun 2007 21:07:32 67,016 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Yeah, I’d only just started watching season 3 at that point :)

    It’s not shite, that’s harsh, but all the ‘English’ stuff really got on my tits. You’ll see what I mean…

    :( You're not wrong. Episodes 4-6 were dreadful imo. Barely laughed at anything, although I can appreciate the clever writing as it was quite poignant. 7 picked up though, so onwards and upwards.
  • espadachin 24 Oct 2007 11:09:47 2,210 posts
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    analrapist :)
  • craigy Staff 24 Oct 2007 11:23:43 7,566 posts
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    Got the balls to wear this?
  • yupyup 24 Oct 2007 11:24:38 3,680 posts
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    I just blue myself

    Hands Off Our Penises

  • reality_cheque 24 Oct 2007 11:54:46 7,487 posts
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    I've got the 2nd disc of series 3 to look forward to when I get home :D

    Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
    Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
    Gob: Thank you.
    Michael: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something ó Dad's retiring, not turning six.

    Gob: And if I'm going to be staying here ó
    Lucille: Staying here? What, did that Mexican throw you out?
    Gob: She's not "that Mexican," Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Anyway, it's over.
    Lucille: You've got three days.
    Gob: Hey ... if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay here.

    Barry: Are all the guys in here.. you know? [referencing gay inmates]
    George Sr.: Oh no, no. No, not all of them.
    Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
    George Sr.: Hope?
    Barry: Think.
  • reality_cheque 24 Oct 2007 12:41:31 7,487 posts
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    More :D

    Michael: I'm a saint, you know. I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
    Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.
    Michael: That is nice, but this time it's not enough.

    Gob: So, did you see the new Poof?
    Michael: His nameís Gary. And we donít need any more lawsuits, okay?
    Gob: No, I was talking about the magazine... Wait. Gary's gay? Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him..
    [flashback to earlier that day]
    Gob: [to Gary] You've got a nice mouth.
    Gob: [watching Gary climbing to reach a shelf] I'd kill for that ass.
    Gob: [with Gary sitting on him in the chair] ok, the chair's not doing it now, but whenever I...

    Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
    Tape: ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
    Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
    Tape: Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
    Tobias: It's out of context.
    Tape: I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
    Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
    Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!

    Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
    Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
    Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.
  • reality_cheque 24 Oct 2007 12:58:53 7,487 posts
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    OK, this is the last one. Two. Tobias just has all the WRONGEST lines :D

    Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car - the Volvo.
    Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
    Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.

    Store Owner: Oh look who's back. Are you gonna buy this time or you just curious?
    Tobias: I suppose I'm buy-curious. I have a big T.V. opportunity.
    Store Owner: This is where all the big T.V's come.
  • cubbymoore 24 Oct 2007 13:05:08 36,477 posts
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    reality_cheque wrote:
    Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car - the Volvo.
    Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
    Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
    I bloody love that one :D The way he says volvo
  • reality_cheque 24 Oct 2007 13:38:00 7,487 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    reality_cheque wrote:
    Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car - the Volvo.
    Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
    Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
    I bloody love that one :D The way he says volvo
    I've added some italics to try and represent his phrasing, flat text doesn't really do it justice! I was crying for about 10 minutes after that scene cos I couldn't stop laughing :)
  • TheSaint 25 Oct 2007 23:39:52 14,260 posts
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    How about owning a piece of arrested development history?

    1
    or
    2



  • Feanor 25 Oct 2007 23:49:19 14,120 posts
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    I would love the first one.
  • armyourfists 26 Oct 2007 01:12:52 917 posts
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    Holy shit. They're both awesome.
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