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  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 19:03:58 10,312 posts
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    Witchking wrote:
    I remember seeing some late night "something foreign" on Channel 4/5 which had some gorgeous french lass who spent what seemed to be the entire film wandering around naked. That was a great film. Amazing cinematography and acting and tits.

    Betty Blue or something was it? I wouldn't actually know, I'm hideously uncultured really.

    Edited by mouse at 19:04:08 31-03-2006
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 19:19:09
    Truk wrote:
    otto wrote:
    Well for example I find erotic fiction much more stimulating than pr0n flicks. I'm not trying to be a pretentious twat, I genuinely do. Someone somewhere said something about the brain being the biggest/best erogenous zone.
    +1

    Well written erotic fiction is much better than 90% of the tatty porn out there. Women seem to prefer it, too. My other half does, anyway.

    Edited by Truk at 19:18:01 31-03-2006

    I'm tempted to find the Monty Python slash fiction now, where Eric Idle rapes Michael Palin.

    ..

    Then again, no. What about Smurf Fiction?
  • MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 19:50:10 25,070 posts
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    otto wrote:
    it's all in the context of a story

    The last thing I want from my vids :) haha.
  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 19:50:58 10,312 posts
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    Oh aye, I 100% agree with you otto. When you first mentioned the mind though, I thought you meant actual sort of... intelligent discourse and (a)rousing debate :)
  • Khab 31 Mar 2006 19:53:30 6,576 posts
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    Rocco has imagination. :)
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 19:54:34
    otto: Bog standard porn is still miles better than Emanuelle 4: Emanuelle In Space or whatever the hell that thing was.

    Some of the softcore shite in Blockies looked so hilariously bad I thought about renting some for a laugh. "Erotic Witch Project" "Women in Black - Lesbians From Beyond", "Lord of the G-Strings".

    Considering you could get them in Blockies, I'd imagine they basically just consist of topless women kissing, and that's about it.
  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 19:55:21 10,312 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Considering you could get them in Blockies, I'd imagine they basically just consist of topless women kissing, and that's about it.

    Carry on... don't stop there...

    /lotion
  • Khab 31 Mar 2006 19:56:56 6,576 posts
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    mouse wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    Considering you could get them in Blockies, I'd imagine they basically just consist of topless women kissing, and that's about it.

    Carry on... don't stop there...

    /lotion

    You, sir, need an Empornium account.
  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 19:57:23 10,312 posts
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    Well er... I can kinda see where you're coming from otto but that's taking it a bit far :)
  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 19:58:11 10,312 posts
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    Khab wrote:
    mouse wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    Considering you could get them in Blockies, I'd imagine they basically just consist of topless women kissing, and that's about it.

    Carry on... don't stop there...

    /lotion

    You, sir, need an Empornium account.

    I seriously don't. I've got nowhere to hide it all :)

    Edit: Oh god, I'm kinda regretting my activity in this thread all of a sudden.

    Edited by mouse at 19:58:49 31-03-2006
  • MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 19:58:39 25,070 posts
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    Khab wrote:
    You, sir, need an Empornium account.

    They always seem far too slow from there...

    ... not that I'd know.
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 19:59:25
    otto wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    otto: Bog standard porn is still miles better than Emanuelle 4: Emanuelle In Space or whatever the hell that thing was.
    But I'm not talking about shit like that, you're kidding! That stuff was diabolical and has nothing to do with the stuff I'm talking about.

    :D

    I know. I dunno if "Erotic drama" as they call it should be classified as "porn". "Porn" consists of people having sex. "Erotic Drama" consists of a story where people have sex. I see them as two different things, really.

    This is all IMHO, of course.
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 20:17:39 13,447 posts
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    Khab wrote:
    Rocco has imagination. :)

    The words of a true connoisseur.:p

    Otto, natural is back in vouge these days, at least in European productions, wich is a good thing indeed.
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 20:19:13
    otto wrote:
    Red Shoe Diaries

    David Duchoveny FTW! O_o

    If only they had Gillian in there.
  • urban 31 Mar 2006 20:28:17 10,945 posts
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    whys this in the gaming section :p
  • warlockuk 31 Mar 2006 20:52:05 19,181 posts
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    otto wrote:
    We were watching the Darling Buds of May on DVD the other night and, quite frankly, it's loads sexier than any number of free video feeds from Stile. Even if it went out on Sunday evening after Highway. :D

    Seriously, CZJ when she was, what, 19? All that pent-up sexual energy smouldering away under the surface. Who didn't want to be in that nerd tax-inspector's Y-fronts eh? :D

    I always thought it'd be pretty sweet to be pa. Loads of grub, a way with women, nice land + houses + motor and generally a good life :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • warlockuk 31 Mar 2006 21:07:59 19,181 posts
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    "Only step daughter luv. We adopted her at 16".

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • mooth-EcToX 31 Mar 2006 21:38:18 3,619 posts
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    This thread really needs more links...
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 21:39:47 13,447 posts
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    OI! Adults only kiddo.
  • ecureuil 31 Mar 2006 21:40:49 76,877 posts
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    [$mooth] EcToX wrote:
    This thread really needs more links...

    Like this?
  • York 31 Mar 2006 21:43:10 8,667 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    [$mooth] EcToX wrote:
    This thread really needs more links...

    Like this?
    Gee, I was expecting something random.

    But, erm, that was dead on.

    Mission accomplished on that one, then.

    /satisfied

    Edited by York at 21:45:08 31-03-2006
  • phAge 31 Mar 2006 21:44:24 24,372 posts
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    /ducks Stick of Modding +5
  • mooth-EcToX 31 Mar 2006 21:47:36 3,619 posts
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    k.o.t.i wrote:
    He's right tho!

    That's better.

    Also, a list of things that Limewire can handle tomorrow wouldn't go amiss...

    /looks for Jiro.
  • deem 31 Mar 2006 23:02:26 31,641 posts
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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 31 Mar 2006 23:06:53 38,360 posts
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    This isn't his first announcement of it otto matey.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • CerealKey 31 Mar 2006 23:07:04 2,860 posts
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    *cough*
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 23:44:30
    The work of Silvia Saint is priceless. Jenna can kiss my lily-white ass, but Silvia can s-

    *ahem*

    Well anyway you get the picture.
  • Deleted user 1 April 2006 08:01:25
    I think she's stunning. Natural, enthusiastic, not too slutty... Your mate is a lucky lucky man if his girl looks like her!


    otto, what IS your type??!
  • Trowel 1 Apr 2006 12:58:05 17,797 posts
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    Discovered Ashley Brookes a couple of months back - proper blonde girl next door stuff.

    Mainstream I've always been a big fan of Lenka Gaborova.
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