Best porn you've seen? Page 13

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  • bigshot316 16 Mar 2011 08:55:02 23,425 posts
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    I once saw 4 ladies sit around on a beach. One did a big poo and the others shared it like a Mars Bar.

    Didn't really get me going though tbh, at least not as much as the amazing 23 eels in the anus squirting japanese woman.
  • coda 16 Mar 2011 09:01:32 1,868 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    I once saw 4 ladies sit around on a beach. One did a big poo and the others shared it like a Mars Bar.

    Didn't really get me going though tbh, at least not as much as the amazing 23 eels in the anus squirting japanese woman.

    You and choke_silos should definitely share .avi's.. that would surely be a mutually beneficial partnership.
  • bigshot316 16 Mar 2011 09:08:40 23,425 posts
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    Hmmm no.

    I feel he may actually be into these things!

    I prefer the simpler things in life, such as emo footjobs, snowballing and the odd Japanese-newsreader-being-jizzed-on-and-pretending-not-to-notice porn.
  • coda 16 Mar 2011 09:12:11 1,868 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    Hmmm no.

    I feel he may actually be into these things!

    I prefer the simpler things in life, such as emo footjobs, snowballing and the odd Japanese-newsreader-being-jizzed-on-and-pretending-not-to-notice porn.

    Hang on.. What is "Snowballing"? I'm disappointed by your lack of "Japanese rain goggles" fetishism.
  • LionheartDJH 16 Mar 2011 09:12:30 19,359 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    I actually do need to get laid, I admit it.

    It's been a while.

    Ditto :(

    We should set up a group or something...or just go to a 'massage' parlour!

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  • bigshot316 16 Mar 2011 09:15:51 23,425 posts
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    Ha- there is a little one near Keighley Train Station, or so I hear!...
  • bigshot316 16 Mar 2011 09:18:22 23,425 posts
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    Snowballing is a beautiful, wonderful thing. Just google 'Lexi Belle and Sara faye cumswap'
  • LionheartDJH 16 Mar 2011 09:18:31 19,359 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    Ha- there is a little one near Keighley Train Station, or so I hear!...

    Haha there was about 5 years ago, not sure if it's still there though. We tried to get into it when we were on a run at footie training one time. If you've 'waited' so long though Biggy I think a slightly classier joint is in order. I'm a n00b when it comes to this though, so maybe you should make a thread asking people about it?

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • bigshot316 16 Mar 2011 09:27:15 23,425 posts
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    Hah I would do, if they weren't all such thread locking fascists!!

    Hmm, I noticed a direct decline in sexual activity along with my increasing waistline.

    I might get lipo!

  • matt6666 16 Mar 2011 16:47:30 2,620 posts
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    Raquel Darrians ass.
  • Razz 5 Jan 2012 19:54:37 60,750 posts
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    Even when comedic, bestiality is really really wrong.

    *shudders*

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  • cheeky_prawnking 5 Jan 2012 19:58:55 4,257 posts
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    I remember one I saw called Hector Vs Bello. I think Bello was the donkey, not too sure though.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 Jan 2012 20:13:42 37,307 posts
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    I don't wanna click the link... Is it bestiality?

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  • Kostabi 5 Jan 2012 20:19:08 4,874 posts
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    Dude dressed as a giant wolf type thing putting his dong in a busty wench.
  • richardiox 5 Jan 2012 20:20:26 5,535 posts
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    Not the best iality but still pretty good imo
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 Jan 2012 20:21:55 37,307 posts
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    Kostabi wrote:
    Dude dressed as a giant wolf type thing putting his dong in a busty wench.
    Ta, a link to actual bestiality would be extremely frowned upon.

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  • Dirtbox 5 Jan 2012 20:26:07 77,461 posts
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    Genki Genki is always good value if you like your filth with a japanese flavour.

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  • ILoveThrashMetal 5 Jan 2012 20:38:28 657 posts
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    Veronica Moser mmmmm yummy

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  • ronuds 5 Jan 2012 20:41:08 21,788 posts
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    It would be a stroke of genius for me to recommend anything, because it's usually hard to get through more than 2 minutes of any particular film.
  • mrpon 5 Jan 2012 21:02:21 28,424 posts
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    Just a general point, why can't women spit with any degree of accuracy? Aiming for the anus? Oh, it's landed on your leg. Always puts me off my stride.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Dirtbox 5 Jan 2012 21:04:57 77,461 posts
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    Watching them try an work up spit in a dry mouth always gets me. It's a tense moment that leaves you dangling in anticipation of a fine spray or an aerodynamic, if miss aimed glob of post-flu phlegm.

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  • Lukus 5 Jan 2012 21:11:47 18,996 posts
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    If anyone ever spat on my cock in the heat of the moment and there was any hint of anything other than the most clear germ-less spittle, I'd probably Bateman them up a bit.

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  • ronuds 5 Jan 2012 21:20:24 21,788 posts
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    None of this sounds like the best stuff I could see in any way possible.
  • richarddavies 6 Jan 2012 10:50:12 2,581 posts
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    I wish I knew the name of a porn a saw as a youngster. It was a piss take of miami vice. Very 80's but aswell as having tasty ladies it had a ferrari AND a boat chase! It was awesome.
  • [maven] 6 Jan 2012 10:52:48 5,150 posts
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    Hawaii Vice (1 and 2, with Kascha) would be my guess.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Jan 2012 10:56:18 6,654 posts
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    Miami Spice 1 & 2... Dunno.
  • bigshot316 6 Jan 2012 11:03:49 23,425 posts
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    I've run out of porn now.
  • nickthegun 6 Jan 2012 11:06:37 58,782 posts
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    Youve watched all the porn on the internet?!?

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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Jan 2012 11:08:27 6,654 posts
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    One of my favourite porno's is with Candy Evans; I must have got off on it a fair few times..

    Anyway; long story short, For some reason I listened to the dialogue for the first time, and it turns out the two that get it on are supposed to be fookin Brother and Sister..

    Feel ashamed and conflicted ftr.
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