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  • patlike 31 Mar 2006 14:55:18 920 posts
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    Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004 :p
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 14:57:12 13,447 posts
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    Wow, I thought Furb's nan would look older.
  • darkmorgado 31 Mar 2006 15:06:24 15,585 posts
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    Truk wrote:
    Furbs wrote:
    Makeup can do wonders.

    I wish I had the talent to do a morphing gif...
    /is really glad you haven't ;)

    And Truk speaks for everybody on this forum when he says that!

    Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!

  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:09:33 13,447 posts
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    To get back on topic. Belladonna, now there is an enthusiastic preformer.
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 15:09:43
    patlike wrote:
    Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004 :p

    +50 Respec' points.... :D
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:13:05 13,447 posts
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    She's a girl who really seems to enjoy to get down to business and get her hands dirty.
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:19:41 13,447 posts
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    Mmmm, petite brunettes.
  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 15:19:53
    Wankers the lot of you!

    Oh wait........
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:22:16 13,447 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    Pike wrote:
    Mmmm, petite brunettes.
    Midget porn ftw!

    (or Gauge if you like them "normalish" height)

    Well, she is filthy enough, but she is also slightly minging.:/

    Now Monica Sweetheart...
  • patlike 31 Mar 2006 15:37:18 920 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    patlike wrote:
    Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004 :p

    +50 Respec' points.... :D

    :D
  • reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 15:42:19 7,487 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    (or Gauge if you like them "normalish" height)

    I swear that Gauge lass gets everywhere.

    I used to have trouble finding porn that she wasn't in.

    Best porn I've ever seen would probably be the Russ Meyer film "Cherry, Harry and Raquel" as it makes no fucking sense whatsoever, even when you're not on drugs.
  • brokenkey 31 Mar 2006 16:00:10 7,117 posts
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    sam_spade wrote:
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    So what is it? Best one i've seen is some black comedy horror story similar to frankenstein :)

    Ahh, like the interracial stuff, eh.

    Sex Boat will be ever imprinted on my mind.

    Crikey, were you brought up in warwickshire? We had a copy of that going round. One of the marvels of the internet is that you can find anything, and I now have a digital copy of that film, for nostagia purposes.

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  • MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 16:14:37 25,294 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    Gauge

    I love her :D
  • sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 16:17:30 15,745 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    sam_spade wrote:
    CrispyXUK wrote:
    So what is it? Best one i've seen is some black comedy horror story similar to frankenstein :)

    Ahh, like the interracial stuff, eh.

    Sex Boat will be ever imprinted on my mind.

    Crikey, were you brought up in warwickshire? We had a copy of that going round. One of the marvels of the internet is that you can find anything, and I now have a digital copy of that film, for nostagia purposes.

    No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.
  • reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 16:18:01 7,487 posts
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    thefilthandthefury wrote:
    Furbs wrote:
    Gauge

    I love her :D

    Are you confusing love with lust by any chance? :p

    Although she is pretty dirty, so she gets the thumbs up from me too.
  • reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 16:18:28 7,487 posts
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    sam_spade wrote:
    No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.

    I bet that wasn't fun when the bill was paid...
  • Pike 31 Mar 2006 16:21:42 13,447 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    reality_cheque wrote:
    Although she is pretty dirty, so she gets the thumbs up from me too.

    And from Aurora Snow in a video I've seen.

    Edited by Furbs at 16:18:52 31-03-2006

    More than a thumb, if it's the same I've seen.
  • sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 16:22:06 15,745 posts
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    reality_cheque wrote:
    sam_spade wrote:
    No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.

    I bet that wasn't fun when the bill was paid...

    "Did you watch the TV last night?"
    "Yeah, but I fell asleep!"

    /wipes brow

    /has spikey hair for the rest of the day
  • jellyhead 31 Mar 2006 16:23:41 24,350 posts
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    Bet the room looked like the aftermath of Mr Stay-Puft from GhostBusters eh? :)

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  • MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 16:26:10 25,294 posts
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    reality_cheque wrote:
    Are you confusing love with lust by any chance? :p

    You don't say ;)
  • jellyhead 31 Mar 2006 16:31:46 24,350 posts
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    That Animal Farm film was a legendary myth in my neck of the woods, you'd have been a bloody God in our school if you'd seen it!
    Don't have a favourite but i'll never forget watching early Swedish Erotica films and some film with a woman called ThunderThighs.
    I was at a young age and i was young and tender after watching them.
    Badly hidden parental betamax pr0n ftw!

    oh now i remember a load of really bad german films one of my housemates acquired.
    "Anal, Anal, Anal" is the only title i remember, not the best film evar but 0_0 it wasn't misnamed!

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  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 17:41:17 10,310 posts
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    Mind? Mind?

    /steps backwards...
  • sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 17:45:41 15,745 posts
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    mouse wrote:
    Mind? Mind?

    /steps backwards...

    Y'know.

    'How the hell is she doing? I don't see how she can fit. No, wait I see. No, hold on let me get my slide rule out.'
  • Mr.Small 31 Mar 2006 18:09:21 317 posts
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    otto wrote:
    But really classic 70s porn pisses all over the modern stuff from a great height (sometimes literally). Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas, Insatiable.

    This is a coincidence. Like most people I've heard of the infamous Debbie Does Dallas and so downloaded it and watched it for the first time just last night. I'm sorry but I would say that film is nigh on unwatchable. I guess you could say that the actresses are 'natural', if you mean very average looking and abnormally hairy. Also, the scenes were, well, poor.

    Maybe you should check out some of the modern stuff Otto ;) Just don't jump straight in at the deep end e.g. with GGG videos.

    I'm the quiet one

  • mouse Moderator 31 Mar 2006 18:15:46 10,310 posts
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    otto wrote:
    I'll take natural any day over plotless surgically-enhanced Californians gurning for the director who has pretensions of talent and shows this by using HD video and some moody studio lighting. ;p

    Oh absolutely! But... the mind?
  • Mr.Small 31 Mar 2006 18:19:50 317 posts
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    I just realised that I contradicted myself in my last post. The girls in GGG videos are definitely average looking. But they're just less 'fussy' then the girls in Debbie Does Dallas.

    I'm the quiet one

  • Deleted user 31 March 2006 18:50:27
    Rooney wrote:
    "near the end of the night my hand was a whithered, mangled, crippled claw.....and that was just my left hand!

    :o

    It's Jeremy Beadle!
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