I'm thinking of taking legal action - it is after all defamation of character which makes this guy libel.
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RabidMonkey 691 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSome seemingly illiterate marketing executive impersonated me yesterday on GameCentral's Inbox section.
I'm thinking of taking legal action - it is after all defamation of character which makes this guy libel. -
Dirtbox 73,658 posts
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sam_spade 15,743 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHow do we really know you're John Smith? -
RabidMonkey 691 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDirtbox wrote:
I guess you'll just have to take my word for it...
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Lutzie 952 posts
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Registered 8 years agoCan the real RabidMonkey please stand up? -
RabidMonkey 691 posts
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Registered 8 years ago/breaks into a rap
I'm RabidMonkey, yes I'm the real Rabid, all you other RabidMonkeys are just imitating....
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The Old Bill 5,101 posts
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Registered 9 years agoRabid Monkey
That funky Monkey
Rabid Monkey Junkie
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RabidMonkey 691 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSo I went along to my solicitors office this afternoon to get this thing sorted out and sue this punk. However, once I told my legal adviser what I wanted to do he replied: "What are you nuts?" Once I assured him I was not, and was, in fact, deadly serious, he began to laugh right in my face.
Undeterred by this completely unexpected reaction, I proceeded to display my evidence that would support me in a court of law; he began to laugh even louder before shouting to his assistant (a total ass, by the way) "Did you hear what he just said?", the assistant replied: "yyyy...eahaaaaa!!!"
After about half an hour of them just laughing at me, I decided I had had enough and left. Needless to say, I won't be using that guy again, even if he is my father! -
WarKitty 566 posts
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Registered 7 years agoRabidMonkey wrote:
Sue him!
So I went along to my solicitors office this afternoon to get this thing sorted out and sue this punk. However, once I told my legal adviser what I wanted to do he replied: "What are you nuts?" Once I assured him I was not, and was, in fact, deadly serious, he began to laugh right in my face.
Undeterred by this completely unexpected reaction, I proceeded to display my evidence that would support me in a court of law; he began to laugh even louder before shouting to his assistant (a total ass, by the way) "Did you hear what he just said?", the assistant replied: "yyyy...eahaaaaa!!!"
After about half an hour of them just laughing at me, I decided I had had enough and left. Needless to say, I won't be using that guy again, even if he is my father! -
Spin_Dr_Wolf 6,170 posts
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Registered 10 years agoRabidMonkey wrote:
Just give hime the details of this particular case, found in this thread, then he might reconsider.
So I went along to my solicitors office this afternoon to get this thing sorted out and sue this punk. However, once I told my legal adviser what I wanted to do he replied: "What are you nuts?" Once I assured him I was not, and was, in fact, deadly serious, he began to laugh right in my face.
Undeterred by this completely unexpected reaction, I proceeded to display my evidence that would support me in a court of law; he began to laugh even louder before shouting to his assistant (a total ass, by the way) "Did you hear what he just said?", the assistant replied: "yyyy...eahaaaaa!!!"
After about half an hour of them just laughing at me, I decided I had had enough and left. Needless to say, I won't be using that guy again, even if he is my father! -
Teeth 7,987 posts
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Registered 9 years agoRabidMonkey wrote:
LOL!
So I went along to my solicitors office this afternoon to get this thing sorted out and sue this punk. However, once I told my legal adviser what I wanted to do he replied: "What are you nuts?" Once I assured him I was not, and was, in fact, deadly serious, he began to laugh right in my face.
Undeterred by this completely unexpected reaction, I proceeded to display my evidence that would support me in a court of law; he began to laugh even louder before shouting to his assistant (a total ass, by the way) "Did you hear what he just said?", the assistant replied: "yyyy...eahaaaaa!!!"
After about half an hour of them just laughing at me, I decided I had had enough and left. Needless to say, I won't be using that guy again, even if he is my father! -
Bunda 5,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agograyson wrote:
Oooohh, extremely tough luck.
i just found out this morning that someone cleaned out my account with a series of maximum ATM transactions over the course of a few days.
very scary stuff. like most people i use my card a lot and never really think about whos looking over my shoulder when putting my pin number in at petrol stations/pubs etc.
a little bit of advice from dr-gray, not that anyone will listen (i know i wouldnt have until this morning), but you *really* have to be very careful these days on how you use your card. chip & pin has only been around for a few months and already people are copying it willy-nilly.
there is a lot to be said for keeping your money under your mattress these days.
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Hard luck, grayson. I assume you receive compensation from the bank or something?
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kentmonkey 18,612 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRabidMonkey wrote:
Genuine lol (it's catching!!)
So I went along to my solicitors office this afternoon to get this thing sorted out and sue this punk. However, once I told my legal adviser what I wanted to do he replied: "What are you nuts?" Once I assured him I was not, and was, in fact, deadly serious, he began to laugh right in my face.
Undeterred by this completely unexpected reaction, I proceeded to display my evidence that would support me in a court of law; he began to laugh even louder before shouting to his assistant (a total ass, by the way) "Did you hear what he just said?", the assistant replied: "yyyy...eahaaaaa!!!"
After about half an hour of them just laughing at me, I decided I had had enough and left. Needless to say, I won't be using that guy again, even if he is my father!
On a serious note, that sucks grayson, any ideas where they might have got it from? I take it they must have cloned your card then to get money out, I'm thinking of cancelling my credit card actually after it was locked out when I went to use it at the weekend and then the card provider said that it might not have been the 3 mistakes I made that day but the mistakes I made the other day!?!? I haven't been out the house for weeks due to the op so that's concerned me! -
mal 20,490 posts
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Registered 11 years agodeathgibbon wrote:
Not necessarily. The banks claim the chip and pin system is completely uncrackable - so if someone gets access to your account it's your fault. They're not liable.
Hard luck, grayson. I assume you receive compensation from the bank or something?Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!
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mal 20,490 posts
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Registered 11 years agograyson wrote:
That's good news certainly. I'm already pretty careful about where I use my pin (use cash if in doubt) but I'll be doubly careful now.mal wrote:
its gonna take up to a month to sort out apparently, but i should get most of it back.
Not necessarily. The banks claim the chip and pin system is completely uncrackable - so if someone gets access to your account it's your fault. They're not liable.Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!
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mcmonkeyplc 35,828 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI own all the intelectual property rights of all monkeys on the internet.
So I will be the one taking legal action!
Now
Get back to work, Duke Nukem Forever is due out soon!
Come and get it cumslingers!
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AnotherMartin 6,229 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI spunked some money on a watch in Helsinki airport last year and though it wasn't questioned in the shop my bank phoned me on my mobile before I'd even left the shop to see if it was legit.
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Fozzie_bear 15,167 posts
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Registered 11 years agootto wrote:
Been away and used the card a couple of times - both times i got phone calls from the bank within an hour to ask where i was. Quite impressed but i suppose it's only their own backs they're covering.Furbs wrote:
Agreed. I was quite impressed when the bank phoned me a few minutes after I made the first major purchase with my new card, to check it was really me.
When I used to work in retail I couldnt believe the amount of people who got shitty when you got asked to get manual authorisation putting through a £1500 PC. Absolutely stupid (was always the upthemselves wankers who looked down their nose at you too and took it as a personal insult).
Personally, if I was a bit worried my £500 360 purchase didnt get queried by the bank.Support the Mowgli Dirty Protest!
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quedex 3,135 posts
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Registered 9 years agodravenclarke wrote:
Sorry that happened to you grayson. I hope you get your money back.
i bet you got stung by one of those card reader things stuck onto the front of the atm.. pretty easy to spot if your looking, but if your in a hurry or pissed then your basically just giving your money away.. ive seen one clearly stuck onto a bank machine so i just walked on by, i rang the bank in question when i got home but i expect the theifs had already been and removed it by then.
In theory, these card skimmers shouldn't work any more - most of the ATM machines will only read the chip for authorisation and not the mag-stripe. I accidentally killed the chip on my card last month and all of the high street or supermarket machines would reject the card before I even got to the "Withdraw Cash" menu. I even tried taking the chip off the card in case the machine was detecting it was broken, but still no joy.
I never tried using the card in a shop to see if they would take it. In theory, the shops should refuse to accept the card without a working chip because the banks decided to shift liability for fraudulent transactions to the shop. I have no idea if this would bother a large retailer like Tesco, but I suspect it wouldn't change much.
This shifts the problem now with the criminals needing to create fake chip card readers, but they would have to get those into shops somehow. Just sticking a device on an ATM won't work without cloning the chip.
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reality_cheque 7,487 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFurbs wrote:
I was born there and I'm a dodgy bastard so I can only agree with you.
Thats Essex for you.
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Mike_Hunt 23,517 posts
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Registered 10 years agoquedex wrote:
The chips not been cracked (yet). Sounds like you were busted by a card copying device in an ATM.dravenclarke wrote:
Sorry that happened to you grayson. I hope you get your money back.
i bet you got stung by one of those card reader things stuck onto the front of the atm.. pretty easy to spot if your looking, but if your in a hurry or pissed then your basically just giving your money away.. ive seen one clearly stuck onto a bank machine so i just walked on by, i rang the bank in question when i got home but i expect the theifs had already been and removed it by then.
In theory, these card skimmers shouldn't work any more - most of the ATM machines will only read the chip for authorisation and not the mag-stripe. I accidentally killed the chip on my card last month and all of the high street or supermarket machines would reject the card before I even got to the "Withdraw Cash" menu. I even tried taking the chip off the card in case the machine was detecting it was broken, but still no joy.
I never tried using the card in a shop to see if they would take it. In theory, the shops should refuse to accept the card without a working chip because the banks decided to shift liability for fraudulent transactions to the shop. I have no idea if this would bother a large retailer like Tesco, but I suspect it wouldn't change much.
This shifts the problem now with the criminals needing to create fake chip card readers, but they would have to get those into shops somehow. Just sticking a device on an ATM won't work without cloning the chip.
Unless of course the crims have found a way of taking the account details off a mag stripe and putting them on a new chip, but if that happens, we're all screwed.
As you've said, it's still easy to copy info off the mag stripe - what the crims are doing is duplicating the mag stripe on a second card, fooking up the chip (scratch it, whack it, whatever) and 90% card readers will fail over to mag-stripe. Which is when they getcha.
As others have said, because the chip & pin system is 100% secure (utter bullshit) you are now liable and the banks don't have to refund any money lost through fraud.
I'm working on a rollout of new ATM in July which should prevent this happening with out ATM network at least. I can assume that other financial institutions are doing the same.
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reality_cheque 7,487 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFurbs wrote:
I agree, even though my signature changes from day to day and depending on how stoned I am.
This may have been brought up before, but am I the only person who still prefers to sign? Personally, matching my signature is a whole lot harder than seeing my PIN in my opinion.
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Mike_Hunt 23,517 posts
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Registered 10 years agorodpad wrote:
Yeah, although I think you should still have a good case if the mag stripe was used - although whether you take that up with the retailer or the bank is questionnable.Mike_Hunt wrote:
Woh, is that true? Although it's highly unlikely that anyone will use your card (or clone) in a shop (which is the only place that accepts/uses chip n pin)
As others have said, because the chip & pin system is 100% secure (utter bullshit) you are now liable and the banks don't have to refund any money lost through fraud.
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Edited by rodpad at 12:44:44 13-04-2006
Actually, whilst the mag-stripe fallover flaw is still being used then it is fairly likely. Like you say though, once Chip and Pin is properly implemented, fraud will be cut dramatically.
You've now got to be *very* careful with "cardholder not present" transactions (buying over the phone or online). You see, any resulting fraud would be the retailers fault but proving that they messed up and then getting the cash back from "bobs bits" rather than a large bank could be very difficult.
Example - phone up PizzaHut, order a pizza for delivery, provide your card details included the ultra secure secret code on the sig stripe (what a pointless exercise) and you get your pizza. However, Mr Hut Numpty now has enough information to go on an online spending spree with your card.
My advice, only ever use your credit card for online/remote purchases. You're not spending your money, you're spending the banks, so you have a lot more protection.
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Furbs wrote:
PIN is *much* more secure, providing you take care when entering it and don't keep a copy of the number in your wallet.
This may have been brought up before, but am I the only person who still prefers to sign? Personally, matching my signature is a whole lot harder than seeing my PIN in my opinion.
Now I know your average till monkey at Tescos doest take any notice what you've written, but if someone was ripping off your card, I'd imagine they'd buy big whilst they could, when I think most people would be a bit more vigilant. Or is that naive?
Like you said, sigs are rarely checked.
Remember that with PIN not only does someone have to peer over your shoulder to get your PIN, but they also need to nick your wallet/card.
With signatures, all the need is your card (as that has a copy of your signature on the back - so they know what they have to forge).
Make sense?
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