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  • Murbs 26 Feb 2013 11:08:38 22,579 posts
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    Yeah, I had it yesterday. It was the 'Paypal all right reserved' bit that made me smile :-)

    It's PayPal all right!
  • speedofthepuma 26 Feb 2013 11:23:48 13,320 posts
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    I found the PayPal, all right? Reserved amusing too. The link has a spelling mistake, even though I skim read everything it seemed impossible for even met to miss.

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  • smoothpete 26 Feb 2013 11:27:41 31,818 posts
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    heh, I got that one too. "21th Februyary"

    Edited by smoothpete at 11:28:18 26-02-2013
  • neems 26 Feb 2013 11:49:19 1,452 posts
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    You've got to watch out for that high sensible information.

    "All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through." Yes, your honest co-operation in this fraudulent scheme to impersonate the relative of a dead, fictional millionaire. Awesome.
  • Rusty_M 26 Feb 2013 12:22:40 4,919 posts
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    Like I say, I just found it amusing as I happen to know of a dead guy with the same name as me, would have been of similar age and he's from the same city.

    Don't think he's a millionaire though.

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  • Bremenacht 4 Mar 2013 20:24:11 19,653 posts
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    Miss Angela Gore was in touch with me again today.


    INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR FUND

    My Dear,

    I am Angela Gore, a Computer IT with central bank of Nigeria. I am 25 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they let you spend money unnecessarily.

    I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after i made the transfer, I will be seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.

    The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested.

    Do get in touch with me immediately,You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.Email:(angelagore17@ymail.com) For phone conversation,please call me on +2348056670722

    Regards,
    Miss Angela Gore.
  • magicpanda 4 Mar 2013 20:28:27 13,471 posts
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    Tits or gtfo Angela
  • Bremenacht 4 Mar 2013 20:28:40 19,653 posts
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    However, I had to tell her not to worry, because I've already won the lottery!

    Winning Numbers: #2 13 01 39 55 4

    FROM: GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED
    LICENSED MEXICO FREELOTTO PROMOTERS.


    NOTIFICATION OF WINNING

    it's ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    We are pleased to inform you of the release of the recent
    results of the MEXICO FREELOTTO INTERNATIONAL EMAIL PROMOTION
    PROGRAM held today February 2013. You have been approved for ATM CARD
    payment of $1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars)
    in cash credited to file reference number: FLTO/6003103/MX.

    You were entered and attached to:

    Ticket number: "044-22-04-502
    Winning Numbers: #2 13 01 39 55 4
    Batch Number: 013/02/001MX
    Reference: FLTO/6003103/MX.

    that draw the lucky winning number,which consequently won the Daily
    Jackpot in the first category, You will be sent an ATM card used to
    withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world,
    so if you like to receive your fund in this way.
    Please contact the FEDEX DELIVER COURIER to re-confirm your correct
    mailing address information and make a payment of $250 USD only
    [Two Hundred And Fifty Dollars Only] for the Package safe Shipping fee
    of the said ATM Card.

    This promo is the 1st of its kind, All participants for the online version
    were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw
    system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associatons
    and co-oporate bodies that are listed online. This
    email promotion takes place every month.

    For claims Contact Mr. Hanic Smith
    Email Address: Email: freelottoatm@yahoo.com.hk
    With the required information below.


    FULL NAMES:
    OCCUPATION:
    TELEPHONE:
    POSTAL ADDRESS:
    STATE:
    COUNTRY:
    Attach copy of your identification


    Remember, you must contact your claim agent Mr. Hanic Smith, to claim
    your prize, send your reference and batch number and all the above
    informations to his email address and let him know that you have contacted
    him through email.

    ==========================================================================

    ==========================================================================


    Dr. Roberto Samuel Carlos
    Email: freelottoatm@yahoo.com.hk
    {Online Promo Co-ordinator}
    License Number: BS1194
    Woohoo! Beer and DLC on me, chaps!
  • LionheartDJH 4 Mar 2013 20:33:40 19,541 posts
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    Libyan infrastructure is a good investment apparently:

    Following the successful transition of a new Libya Government and the announcement of investments in several infrastructure and construction projects, Libya has become a desirable country to invest in. Kindly advise if your company has the license and capability to execute a contract supply project for the Government of Libya vide Contract ID: If your answer is yes, kindly furnish me your response. Thank you and treat very urgent.

    Ali

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  • Deleted user 4 March 2013 20:41:02
    Bremenacht wrote:
    However, I had to tell her not to worry, because I've already won the lottery!

    Winning Numbers: #2 13 01 39 55 4

    FROM: GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED
    LICENSED MEXICO FREELOTTO PROMOTERS.


    NOTIFICATION OF WINNING

    it's ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    We are pleased to inform you of the release of the recent
    results of the MEXICO FREELOTTO INTERNATIONAL EMAIL PROMOTION
    PROGRAM held today February 2013. You have been approved for ATM CARD
    payment of $1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars)
    in cash credited to file reference number: FLTO/6003103/MX.

    You were entered and attached to:

    Ticket number: "044-22-04-502
    Winning Numbers: #2 13 01 39 55 4
    Batch Number: 013/02/001MX
    Reference: FLTO/6003103/MX.

    that draw the lucky winning number,which consequently won the Daily
    Jackpot in the first category, You will be sent an ATM card used to
    withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world,
    so if you like to receive your fund in this way.
    Please contact the FEDEX DELIVER COURIER to re-confirm your correct
    mailing address information and make a payment of $250 USD only
    [Two Hundred And Fifty Dollars Only] for the Package safe Shipping fee
    of the said ATM Card.

    This promo is the 1st of its kind, All participants for the online version
    were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw
    system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associatons
    and co-oporate bodies that are listed online. This
    email promotion takes place every month.

    For claims Contact Mr. Hanic Smith
    Email Address: Email: freelottoatm@yahoo.com.hk
    With the required information below.


    FULL NAMES:
    OCCUPATION:
    TELEPHONE:
    POSTAL ADDRESS:
    STATE:
    COUNTRY:
    Attach copy of your identification


    Remember, you must contact your claim agent Mr. Hanic Smith, to claim
    your prize, send your reference and batch number and all the above
    informations to his email address and let him know that you have contacted
    him through email.

    ==========================================================================

    ==========================================================================


    Dr. Roberto Samuel Carlos
    Email: freelottoatm@yahoo.com.hk
    {Online Promo Co-ordinator}
    License Number: BS1194
    Woohoo! Beer and DLC on me, chaps!
    What they're not telling you is it's in Mexican Dollars.

    You have won about twenty quid.
  • Bremenacht 4 Mar 2013 22:14:38 19,653 posts
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    Damn it. I'd invested almost all of it in a sure-fire scheme for some Indian seeds as well.

    I thought spam was bust - it seems to have burst into life over the past couple of months. I've never had as many.
  • Bremenacht 7 Mar 2013 22:48:20 19,653 posts
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    Reading through more spam today, I was reminded of this website

    http://www.419eater.com/

    It's still funny.
  • boo 15 Mar 2013 11:25:26 11,929 posts
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    Got this today. At first I dismissed it as a spam scam, but no! I must be wrong. Because 'honestly', it's Barclays...


    This is our last warning attempt that your online account has been temporarily limited.

    A large number of failed login attempts have been recorded in your account, as a security measure had to temporarily limit your account.

    To restore your account we have attached a form to this email, please download and complete the form.

    After completing the form, within 12 hours you will be called by one of our operators to confirm the data sent.

    Note: For security reasons we recommend you open the Internet Explorer browser.

    If you choose to ignore our request, you risk that your account be suspended indefinitely.

    We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

    Honestly, Barclays Security Department.

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  • Vortex808 15 Mar 2013 12:43:10 7,580 posts
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    :)

    Well that Honestly just makes me trust that now.
  • sickpuppysoftware 15 Mar 2013 14:39:07 1,351 posts
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    boo wrote:
    Note: For security reasons we recommend you open the Internet Explorer browser.
    The browser of security experts across the world.

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  • nickthegun 15 Mar 2013 14:42:44 61,286 posts
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    Its not funny and its not an email scam, but im getting fucking sick of my skype ringing every five minutes with some dickhead from china playing an automated message telling me my computer isnt secure.

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  • Vortex808 25 Mar 2013 16:57:54 7,580 posts
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    If anyone can decipher the following please feel free to step in to take my cut of 15M US dollars:



    Investment assistance,
    Good day to you,
    Please i need your partnership in Investment,

    Am Mrs.Sadaf Montee , I need your assistance help for a personal business discussion with due reputation I would like to do investment business with you, i planned to invest in your country but i don't know anyone to assist me in this venture .

    Please .....Am ______________,hereby to confirm with full Corporate/personal and legal responsibility, under penalty of perjur of law ,i will like you to tell me how much will be your percentage of sum of(US$15,000.000..(Million United State dollars) in annual percentage and also how much will you take as a compassion of proving your forign account for me in transfer


    I will appreciate your quick response
    Thank you

    Best Regards
    Mrs.Sadaf Montee
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