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  • Zizoo 11 Oct 2012 11:11:19 8,378 posts
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    @sport

    Nope, sorry. Kine Park is no more as well, it was empty for a while, and then they started an Art Film cinema, but that bombed as well. Awesome building just sitting empty now.
  • elstoof 11 Oct 2012 11:45:22 7,370 posts
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    What do you want to cook for? Just get a bin bag full of biltong and put it next to your gaming chair.
  • GiarcYekrub 11 Oct 2012 11:51:46 3,772 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm nearly 30 and haven't had a girlfriend for 8 years. I win.

    /wank
    I am 30 and haven't had a girlfriend. I win.(Is this what winning feels like? I don't like it)
  • Zizoo 11 Oct 2012 11:55:26 8,378 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    What do you want to cook for? Just get a bin bag full of biltong and put it next to your gaming chair.
    Ha! I'm eating biltong at work right now.

    /stereotype
  • Zomoniac 11 Oct 2012 11:57:17 7,831 posts
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    GiarcYekrub wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm nearly 30 and haven't had a girlfriend for 8 years. I win.

    /wank
    I am 30 and haven't had a girlfriend. I win.(Is this what winning feels like? I don't like it)
    Who needs a girlfriend when you have a laminated poster of Diana Vickers?
  • Deckard1 11 Oct 2012 11:57:21 27,995 posts
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    GiarcYekrub wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm nearly 30 and haven't had a girlfriend for 8 years. I win.

    /wank
    I am 30 and haven't had a girlfriend. I win.(Is this what winning feels like? I don't like it)
    It can be difficult to ask a girl out when her head is in your fridge.
  • mcmonkeyplc 11 Oct 2012 12:03:15 39,457 posts
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    I'm not sure I like being a slightly better Geriatric Kebab.

    /considers suicide
    /wanks instead

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Moot_Point 11 Oct 2012 12:07:10 4,106 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm not sure I like being a slightly better Geriatric Kebab.

    /considers suicide
    /Crywanks instead
    FTFY

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  • rivuzu 11 Oct 2012 12:24:46 1,877 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    GiarcYekrub wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm nearly 30 and haven't had a girlfriend for 8 years. I win.

    /wank
    I am 30 and haven't had a girlfriend. I win.(Is this what winning feels like? I don't like it)
    Who needs a girlfriend when you have a laminated poster of Diana Vickers?
    Felt that point needed emphasising.
  • Razz 11 Oct 2012 12:32:34 61,205 posts
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    Well, iirc Giarc is homosexual, so that really isn't surprising.

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  • Deleted user 11 October 2012 12:39:40
    Lol, so monkey just went to bottom again :-D
  • sport 11 Oct 2012 12:44:09 12,734 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    I'm not sure I like being a slightly better Geriatric Kebab.

    /considers suicide
    /wanks instead
    No wonder your rotator cuff is always fucked.
  • Razz 11 Oct 2012 12:47:35 61,205 posts
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    Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life

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  • elstoof 11 Oct 2012 12:53:14 7,370 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    What do you want to cook for? Just get a bin bag full of biltong and put it next to your gaming chair.
    Ha! I'm eating biltong at work right now.

    /stereotype
    Followed by an ouma rusk washed down with some green cream soda I hope.

    Edited by elstoof at 12:53:56 11-10-2012
  • Zizoo 11 Oct 2012 12:54:01 8,378 posts
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    Jy weet mos.
  • GiarcYekrub 11 Oct 2012 12:57:53 3,772 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Well, iirc Giarc is homosexual, so that really isn't surprising.
    What!? Am I? :S
  • sport 11 Oct 2012 13:02:38 12,734 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    What do you want to cook for? Just get a bin bag full of biltong and put it next to your gaming chair.
    Ha! I'm eating biltong at work right now.

    /stereotype
    Followed by an ouma rusk washed down with some green cream soda I hope.
    MARRY ME!!!
  • Zizoo 11 Oct 2012 13:06:24 8,378 posts
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    Dunk that shit in the cream soda.
  • mcmonkeyplc 11 Oct 2012 13:39:33 39,457 posts
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    GiarcYekrub wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    Well, iirc Giarc is homosexual, so that really isn't surprising.
    What!? Am I? :S
    In your face mowgli!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 21 October 2012 20:40:07
    Wow there really is a thread for everything on Eurogamers.

    /follows
  • cheeky_prawnking 21 Oct 2012 20:46:18 4,583 posts
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    Will do the same, sure it will come in handy. Again.
  • Deleted user 21 October 2012 20:53:03
    (from the first post)
    Did you know Ninja's have to walk up ladders backwards as their raging hard-ons don't allow them to do it normally!

    eh?
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