Duke Nukem Forever ever? Page 54

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  • Deleted user 4 July 2011 19:01:16
    PrivateFloyd wrote:
    Its been touched on already but i cant understand the mentalility of "waiting for it to hit 10". shite is shite no matter how much you pay for it.

    Incorrect: shite you pay less than normal for is cheap shite.

    And, if you watch daytime TV, you will no doubt ascertain that the crack cocaine of the middle-classes is indeed cheap shite.
  • Progguitarist 4 Jul 2011 19:19:57 10,398 posts
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    Horrendous demo. Looks shit, plays like shit and is as funny as being doubled over in a public bathroom waiting to expel a painful shit.
  • Deleted user 4 July 2011 20:03:38
    Progguitarist wrote:
    Horrendous demo. Looks shit, plays like shit and is as funny as being doubled over in a public bathroom waiting to expel a painful shit.

    Does the public bathroom contain examples of local art, featuring humorous ribald imagery, at just the right height to enjoy while doubled over?
  • Progguitarist 4 Jul 2011 20:05:46 10,398 posts
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    No, it has pictures of people playing Duke Nukem with salty tears streaming down their faces.

    "It's good...really it is...I paid 40 quid for this so it's good"
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    "It's good, really it is, because I enjoyed the prequel as a pubescent teenager decades ago".
  • thedriffter50 4 Jul 2011 20:34:37 166 posts
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    This game is beyond awful. The game is a buggy mess and just plain crap. One of the worst games I have played in a long time. LOL @ the people defending DNF.

    No surprise you would after waiting 12 years for the game.
  • Deleted user 4 July 2011 20:55:11
    i know what you mean Inquisitor. but its (apparently) cool to hate duke atm. tbh, the only duke nukem game i played was DN3D on xbla recently, so i'm not the worlds number 1 rabid fan either. /shrug
  • muttler 4 Jul 2011 21:43:22 3,937 posts
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    Stompy wrote:
    muttler wrote:
    I just played the PS3 demo. It's not the second coming or anything, but not as bad as people are saying. The audio is abit craply mixed- the bgm and some of the voice is too quiet. The graphics are poor but not terrible. Great quips from the Duke.

    I'll probably enjoy the full game, I'll get it when it's iro 10.
    Frankly, I'd be tempted to buy a multi-bag of shit-flavoured turds when it dropped to a quarter of RRP, so I'm not sure if what you're saying constitutes an endorsement.
    It doesn't constitute an endorsement, not a 'this will please everyone' endorsement anyway.

    I said DNF is obviously mediocre at best. But I didn't hate the demo as you guys seem to have and even just a remake of old school Duke would've been fine by me. Everyone seems to have said that the demo is the weakest part of the game, and some people (mostly older gamers like me) have said they think the full game is ok- that's enough to get a buy out of me, when there's a game drought and when the price is right.
  • TFM_Excalibur 4 Jul 2011 21:43:35 1,014 posts
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    Inquisitor wrote:
    I don't mind sticking my neck on the line and admitting I had fun with the game. This is not as someone who paid for it (well, okay, I rented it, but it came as part of my Lovefilm package anyway) or someone who you would consider a fan of the original (I played it, once, one level of it, that's it).

    There's a lot wrong with it but I do find it a little offensive to start berating people who had a decent experience with it as though such a thing were akin to insanity or stupidity. By all means please trash the game, I'd be the first to admit it deserves it but to chastise those who found a bit of intrigue or joy beneath the dated and flawed exterior strikes me as a little vindictive. There are plenty of people who either have an axe to grind or a bridge to find here.

    Says it all.
  • King_Edward 4 Jul 2011 22:37:42 11,454 posts
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    ^Indeed. Good post Inquisitor.
  • DFawkes 4 Jul 2011 22:49:46 22,579 posts
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    How is the demo compared to the full game? I really enjoyed the demo a lot, despite it being technically lacking.

    EDIT: Or I could always scroll up and read. Is it really the weakest part of the game?

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  • Whizzo 4 Jul 2011 22:52:23 43,031 posts
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    The second part of the demo is one of the weakest sections of the game, which is why it was a very strange decision why they used it.

    I still stand by my enjoyment of the game, it's flawed but I had fun on the PC.

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  • Genji 5 Jul 2011 00:55:32 19,691 posts
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    DcP729UK wrote:
    i know what you mean Inquisitor. but its (apparently) cool to hate duke atm.
    Or maybe, just maybe, people genuinely thought the game was shit, and being "cool" had nothing to do with it. Unbelievable, I know. Who would have thought that people could have different opinions about games?
  • jamesi 5 Jul 2011 02:01:25 197 posts
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    i agree its not great but its not bad.6/10 -7/10 from me.i to hired maybe would be pissed if i payed full price.NO game should take 12 years tho.i mean 4 games could be done in that time.im playing on xbox and its outdated but thats cos it should have been released in 1999 lol.its had some geniune lol moments for me.
  • Deleted user 5 July 2011 10:41:15
    DFawkes wrote:
    How is the demo compared to the full game? I really enjoyed the demo a lot, despite it being technically lacking.

    EDIT: Or I could always scroll up and read. Is it really the weakest part of the game?
    tbh the graphics in the demo are worse, mainly down to to the frame rate (which is better in the full game). the controls are tighter in the full game, but the sensitivity can be adjusted both horizontal and vertical independently.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Jul 2011 20:10:47 37,294 posts
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    RAGE QUIT!

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  • BBIAJ 14 Jul 2011 20:33:24 895 posts
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    Heh, the 1M on pinball is easy!
  • spamdangled 14 Jul 2011 20:41:18 27,269 posts
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    Already seeing that this has been reduced to the sub-20 bracket on console and seems to be dominating the pre-owned sections at retail.

    @DDevil love the vid :)

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  • BillMurray 14 Jul 2011 21:04:15 7,604 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    RAGE QUIT!
    How have I never seen this guy before?
  • Syrette 14 Jul 2011 21:14:21 43,054 posts
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    Haha, that's one of their best.

    @BBIAJ

    Only if you're bothered enough to use the cheap tactic.

  • warlockuk 14 Jul 2011 21:19:07 19,129 posts
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    FUCK THIS, I'M GOIN' TO PINBALL!

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Deleted user 15 July 2011 10:14:28
    DDevil wrote:
    RAGE QUIT!
    that voice is another reason for the internet to be destroyed!
    i may even sign into my youtube account (if i can be bothered) and say exactly that!
  • Lexx87 2 Jan 2012 12:05:32 20,869 posts
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    Fuck me this game is dreadful.

    Drawing a cock on the whiteboard at the beginning is my current highlight.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lexx87 2 Jan 2012 12:07:01 20,869 posts
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    Starting this up today (I will finish it just because...well. Because). The best thing about the entire game is the intro where he rolls the dice.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Deleted user 2 January 2012 12:45:23
    Hehe, it's almost as if they didn't play the original games isn't it?
  • Lexx87 2 Jan 2012 13:16:21 20,869 posts
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    Somehow they make driving around a casino in a miniature RC the most dull section of any game ever.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • spindle9988 2 Jan 2012 15:37:06 3,485 posts
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    I want to buy this just so I can see how shit it really is
  • Lexx87 2 Jan 2012 15:41:54 20,869 posts
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    That's why I did :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

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