I can just see the spoilt brat and his overweight mother and tattooed father on the front page of some trashy paper - 'World Exclusive - Our Story'. They'll bang on about how life has been hard and their little brat is a decent kid who likes to play on his iPad and iPhone and Xbox 360. Since the kick, the lad has nightmares and finds it difficult to eat and he drinks Coke a lot.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.

